Darcy Here's My Bio, Sign me for $100K [Archive] - BillsZone.com

SkateZilla

05-12-2010, 06:14 PM

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William Belmont
Team: N/A
Position: Center/Left Wing
Shoots: Right
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 204 lbs
Hometown: Virginia Beach, VA
Date Of Birth: February 19th, 1984
Draft Year: N/A

Bio:
Little is known about Belmont professionally, other than he's an energetic skater with something to prove. After being on the USA Hockey in-active list for 6 years due to a complex concussion recovery; Belmont has returned to Active status, bringing with him an unmatched offensive skill set. Belmont has the ability to grow into one of the most prowess two-way forwards of the new NHL. Belmont has a incredibly unique skating style, that was credited to playing roller hockey and agressive inline. During his last season playing in the USA Under 18 league, Belmont scored 75 points in just 42 games ( 35Goals, 40 Assists), and was a plus-29.

Year Team Games Goals Assists Points +/-
2001-2002 USA-U18, Atlantic Region 42 35 40 75 +29
2000-2001 USA-U18, Atlantic Region 40 29 39 68 +15
1999-2000 USA-U18, Atlantic Region 35 15 14 29 +3

Nighthawk

05-12-2010, 08:45 PM

We do not need another short player on our team...sorry...we've reached our quota.

SkateZilla

05-12-2010, 08:57 PM

100K Value Bin Player that will score at least 25 goals, and throw checks left and right.

05-12-2010, 09:11 PM

Are we even allowed to sign players for 100K?

DMBcrew36

05-12-2010, 09:35 PM

Are we even allowed to sign players for 100K?

No...

but I'm sure the Sabres could use a practice goalie so Corsi doesn't have to lace up the pads when Miller doesn't practice

SkateZilla

05-12-2010, 10:57 PM

No...

but I'm sure the Sabres could use a practice goalie so Corsi doesn't have to lace up the pads when Miller doesn't practice

nhl minimum is like 875K

clumping platelets

05-12-2010, 11:02 PM

We do not need another short player on our team...sorry...we've reached our quota.

:goodpost:

SabreEleven

05-12-2010, 11:37 PM

You should send in that video of you playing hockey by yourself on the tennis court...

jamze132

05-13-2010, 05:01 AM

:rofl:

YardRat

05-13-2010, 05:54 AM

Is 5'6" with or without the skates?

TheGhostofJimKelly

05-13-2010, 07:12 AM

SabreEleven

05-13-2010, 07:17 AM

I am actually not sure what this thread is about. If you think you can play in the NHL I would think again. I remember a friend of mine who thought he was a good hockey player goes and plays with some old hockey goon. He thought he would go up against him and the ex player skated circles around everyone there.

I'm pretty sure, at least I hope he was, being sarcastic...and at 5'6" and 205lbs, he needs to drop some lbs and adhere to rule #1: Cardio.

mchurchfie

05-13-2010, 08:36 AM

I'm pretty sure, at least I hope he was, being sarcastic...and at 5'6" and 205lbs, he needs to drop some lbs and adhere to rule #1: Cardio.
You sound like Tony Horton:limp:

OpIv37

05-13-2010, 08:47 AM

I am not surprised to learn that you go two ways.

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 09:40 AM

You should send in that video of you playing hockey by yourself on the tennis court...

i dont even know where it went, it think it died with my old harddrive.

I have newer footage from the last USA Hockey clinic, and I'll have more next week cuz I'll be in Newark for the USA Hockey tournament this weekend,.

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 09:42 AM

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 09:43 AM

oops, im 5'10 BTW, 6'1 on skates.

05-13-2010, 10:31 AM

oops, im 5'10 BTW, 6'1 on skates.

Growth hormone?..

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 11:01 AM

Typo

G Wolly

05-13-2010, 11:11 AM

Typo

A "6" isn't even close to the "1" and "0"

Nighthawk

05-13-2010, 12:13 PM

Typo

Ha, ha...you're not serious? How do you go from 5'6" to 5'10"? Now that is funny...:penalty:

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 12:39 PM

Ha, ha...you're not serious? How do you go from 5'6" to 5'10"? Now that is funny...:penalty:

platform shoes.

05-13-2010, 12:43 PM

Ha, ha...you're not serious? How do you go from 5'6" to 5'10"? Now that is funny...:penalty:
Exactly, someones embarassed he's a chode on skates :cheers:

TMu11

05-13-2010, 01:01 PM

He gets a couple inches when he :jump: jumps

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 01:45 PM

He gets a couple inches when he :jump: jumps

or when I step on someone.

G Wolly

05-13-2010, 02:45 PM

or when I step on someone.

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/user_pics/3412-1262291028.gif

The King

05-13-2010, 04:16 PM

he must skate in these.

http://www.shoesforall.com/shoe-news/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/skechers-shape-ups-metabolize-shoe.jpg

Crisis

05-13-2010, 04:56 PM

shenanigans.

mexicans cant skate.

SabreEleven

05-13-2010, 07:15 PM

He looks hawaiian

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 08:06 PM

shenanigans.

mexicans cant skate.

I aint mexican, kudo's

G Wolly

05-13-2010, 09:31 PM

shenanigans.

mexicans cant skate.

Scott Gomez?

SkateZilla

05-13-2010, 09:49 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Skate-Zilla/5851_1170578034430_1527387319_42973.jpg

G Wolly

05-13-2010, 09:54 PM

awkward...

DMBcrew36

05-13-2010, 10:19 PM

well I don't think Darcy will be signing any roller hockey players

TMu11

05-14-2010, 04:33 AM

Please tell me you play ice hockey.

SkateZilla

05-14-2010, 07:32 AM

ice and roller...

The King

05-14-2010, 08:11 AM

You should spend more time practicing and less time posting pictures of yourself on the internet. The fact that you have a roller hockey card is hilarious.

RockStar36

05-14-2010, 08:22 AM

Just for the unintentional comedy, this thread is borderline HOF material.

The King

05-14-2010, 08:31 AM

Allow me to help.

OpIv37

05-14-2010, 09:09 AM

I aint mexican, kudo's

Seriously, what nationality are you?

You have that Dwayne Johnson "what the hell race is he anyway?" thing going on.

SabreEleven

05-14-2010, 09:21 AM

Seriously, what nationality are you?

You have that Dwayne Johnson "what the hell race is he anyway?" thing going on.

and Dwayne played a hockey player in his last movie...

Ground Chuck

05-14-2010, 09:41 AM

That card looks really gay

SkateZilla

05-14-2010, 01:32 PM

Pacific American

05-14-2010, 05:29 PM

Allow me to help.
:roflmao:

05-14-2010, 05:33 PM

I really don't think you play ice.

G Wolly

05-14-2010, 05:45 PM

I really don't think you play ice.

Does playing NHL 10 count as playing on ice?

SkateZilla

05-14-2010, 11:14 PM

I started on ice, moved to roller, then moved back to ice.

G Wolly

05-15-2010, 12:30 AM

How come I don't have a cool trading card for MY roller hockey career?

DraftBoy

05-15-2010, 12:49 PM

How come I don't have a cool trading card for MY roller hockey career?

Because Mommy and Daddy didn't check that box option during you're teams picture day?

SabreEleven

05-15-2010, 02:21 PM

I started on ice, moved to roller, then moved back to ice.

Does your boyfriend play?

SkateZilla

05-16-2010, 11:00 AM

Does your boyfriend play?

wow, we moved on to orientation attacks?, ok, Im striaght, k, I have a girlfriend and she's pregnant with my son, so go eff yourself K

G Wolly

05-16-2010, 11:51 AM

wow, we moved on to orientation attacks?, ok, Im striaght, k, I have a girlfriend and she's pregnant with my son, so go eff yourself K

And now it seems we also move on to childish attacks.

SabreEleven

05-16-2010, 11:54 AM

wow, we moved on to orientation attacks?, ok, Im striaght, k, I have a girlfriend and she's pregnant with my son, so go eff yourself K

lighten up, Francis. Pretty defensive for a straight guy.

05-16-2010, 12:25 PM

I'm not your buddy, friend!

I'm not your buddy, buddy!

SkateZilla

05-16-2010, 03:14 PM

why cant we all just get drunk and talk about boston?

G Wolly

05-16-2010, 11:16 PM

Because I don't get drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade

SkateZilla

05-17-2010, 12:22 PM

Mike's is the bomb....

and my Price went up to $125K, registered 5 points at the Newark tourney, 3G, 2A, +4, in 2 games. also had 7 PIM (fought the guy that ran my goalie, got a 1 game suspension for that though so the next tourney i have to sit a game.)

Ground Chuck

05-17-2010, 12:24 PM

Do you highlight your hair as well? :limp:

SkateZilla

05-17-2010, 12:48 PM

nah, my hair is all black right now, ima bleach/highlight it in a few weeks , roflmao

The King

05-17-2010, 01:08 PM

You sure like talking about yourself.

Ground Chuck

05-17-2010, 01:10 PM

You sure like talking about yourself.

And posing for fake trading cards. Do you have fake warrior names with your buddies when you work out?

OpIv37

05-17-2010, 02:36 PM

well I don't think Darcy will be signing any roller hockey players

well if the Bills can look at rugby players, I suppose the Sabres can look at roller hockey players.

G Wolly

05-17-2010, 03:43 PM

also had 7 PIM (fought the guy that ran my goalie, got a 1 game suspension for that though so the next tourney i have to sit a game.)

Andrew Peters over here

DMBcrew36

05-17-2010, 05:32 PM

well if the Bills can look at rugby players, I suppose the Sabres can look at roller hockey players.

Skating on wheels does not translate to skating on ice and skating is the most fundamental part of the game... running in rugby is the same as running in football

05-17-2010, 06:42 PM

Skating on wheels does not translate to skating on ice and skating is the most fundamental part of the game... running in rugby is the same as running in football
It's strange, I search his name on google and all I get is "USA Inline" :busted:

G Wolly

05-18-2010, 02:29 AM

http://www.sportslogos.net/images/logos/28/115/full/1431.gif

SkateZilla

05-18-2010, 12:12 PM

Skating on Wheels is different than Ice, yes.

btw Zhitnik Played Roller hockey, prior to transitioning to ICE.

G Wolly

05-18-2010, 01:24 PM

So when are you gonna do that?

SkateZilla

05-19-2010, 01:38 PM

http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s139/Skate-Zilla/l_1d60e91a147748bd959b63d0becd8c16.jpg

G Wolly

05-19-2010, 03:19 PM

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6992/8eozclno.jpg

The King

05-19-2010, 03:25 PM

Here's a picture of me being wicked awesome playing "football" hopefully the NFL will call soon.

G Wolly

05-19-2010, 03:43 PM

Here's a picture of me being wicked awesome playing "football" hopefully the NFL will call soon.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/5682/awj3eqdg.jpg

The King

05-19-2010, 03:44 PM

:rofl: I am special!

THATHURMANATOR

05-19-2010, 04:41 PM

This guy is too small. We don't need another midget.

SkateZilla

05-19-2010, 04:51 PM

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/6992/8eozclno.jpg

Why do I Like this?, its so.... me!

THATHURMANATOR

05-19-2010, 07:02 PM

Skating on Wheels is different than Ice, yes.

btw Zhitnik Played Roller hockey, prior to transitioning to ICE.
When was this when he was 3 years old?

05-19-2010, 09:13 PM

This thread is gold. 5 stars

The King

05-20-2010, 09:56 AM

When was this when he was 3 years old?Doesnt matter... its one person in the history of the sport.

THATHURMANATOR

05-20-2010, 10:09 AM

Doesnt matter... its one person in the history of the sport.
Well I don't even believe it to be true anyways.

You know what is ironic though. In his hockey picture he is skaiting in front of a Mike's Hard Lemenade Ad......... HMMMMMMM

The King

05-20-2010, 10:11 AM

Well I don't even believe it to be true anyways.

You know what is ironic though. In his hockey picture he is skaiting in front of a Mike's Hard Lemenade Ad......... HMMMMMMMThat's a photoshop Thurm.

mercyrule

05-20-2010, 10:22 AM

And posing for fake trading cards. Do you have fake warrior names with your buddies when you work out?That's cool. In an ironic way.

RockStar36

05-20-2010, 10:55 AM

I wonder how much longer this can go on. Maybe we should just release an entire BZ trading card set.

mercyrule

05-20-2010, 10:56 AM

I'd make a damn good addition to the NBA

The King

05-20-2010, 11:01 AM

I'd make a damn good addition to the NBAI wont believe you until I see a card.

G Wolly

05-20-2010, 11:33 AM

I'm ready to fire up photoshop and make some cards.

DraftBoy

05-20-2010, 11:55 AM

Oh I sense a potentially epic new thread coming.

G Wolly

05-20-2010, 12:00 PM

Oh I sense a potentially epic new thread coming.

Oh boy I'm so ready for this.

I'll work up some templates.

Michael82

05-20-2010, 12:07 PM

I wonder how much longer this can go on. Maybe we should just release an entire BZ trading card set.
I'm joining the NFL as an Offensive Tackle. :up:

RockStar36

05-20-2010, 12:12 PM

I played 2 years of football in 7th and 8th grade.

I wonder if I can get an invite to training camp.

psubills62

05-20-2010, 12:12 PM

Can I be a punt-catcher?

RockStar36

05-20-2010, 12:14 PM

Can I be a punt-catcher?

Do you have any past experience?

psubills62

05-20-2010, 12:22 PM

Do you have any past experience?

Only in my backyard.

BlackMetalNinja

05-20-2010, 12:26 PM

Holy **** this thread is amazing, how did I miss it for so long!?!?!

I range about the same size as a few of the Bills TEs, even though I never played organized football, I expect my skills will translate nicely.

RockStar36

05-20-2010, 12:32 PM

Only in my backyard.

You're hired!

SkateZilla

05-20-2010, 12:34 PM

I wonder how much longer this can go on. Maybe we should just release an entire BZ trading card set.

EPIC IDEA!!!

BlackMetalNinja

05-20-2010, 12:36 PM

On 2nd thought, I'm going with MMA... I already have a sweet picture of me from Halloween, plus they have UFC trading cards now!

RockStar36

05-20-2010, 12:45 PM

RockStar36 is a great unknown professionally, mostly because he's never played in any professional sports league. While playing middle school football for his 7th and 8th grade years, RockStar36 saw the field for two plays in two years while in mop up duty of a blowout loss. The Vikings went a combined 0-12-2 during his tenure as backup running back and cornerback. One time he almost had an interception (in practice) but the ball bounced off his shoulder pads instead. RockStar then went on hiatus from sports until returning to the softball diamond at the ripe age of 20. His team went 3-17, but he was one of the lone shining stars and ended the season on a 3 game hitting streak. It has been said that his slump mid-season was due to drinking during the games, but that has never been confirmed. Since that time RockStar has been away from the sports scene, but recently started running and just recently finished a full 5 mile run.

G Wolly

05-20-2010, 12:55 PM

Ok guys. Let's get it goin

http://billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=192091

The King

05-20-2010, 01:14 PM

You guys need to take a back seat to me. Sorry but as proven in this thread I am a bonafied flag football talent. You can cleary see in my pose how victorious I truly am.

The King

05-20-2010, 01:15 PM

IMO the cards should stay in this thread G Wolly, this thing is already Epic. The cards will just seal its HOF status.

G Wolly

05-20-2010, 01:22 PM

Well whichever then. Doesn't matter to me.

BlackMetalNinja

05-20-2010, 01:28 PM

You guys need to take a back seat to me. Sorry but as proven in this thread I am a bonafied flag football talent. You can cleary see in my pose how victorious I truly am.Oh really fool?

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1894/78/109/721415991/n721415991_1819632_4124.jpg