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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    The Bills QB Scenario explained

    I thought it would be helpful to breakdown the Bill current QB situation with out the players involved. No ego's no goofy haircuts, no favoritism.


    This is Trent Edwards. He's not flashy, but he's not completely broken either. You know he can probably drive you from point a to point b, but there's been some noise in the engine. You're not sure if it's a major issue or just a tune-up in order. There's a chance there's still some life under the hood if he's driven properly and taken care of.

    2000 Toyota Corolla


    This is Brian Brohm. Sure he's a little newer, shiny on the outside but you really dont know what the engine looks like. The last owner dumped him after only putting about 2,000 miles on him... it's either a big score or a lemon. Do you get in and drive just because it has that new car smell?

    2006 Chrysler PT Cruiser

    This is Ryan Fitzpatrick. He's fully loaded and comes with a GPS system. You drove him to parents for the weekend once. That was fun.

    1998 KIA Sportage
    Last edited by The King; 08-05-2010, 11:31 AM.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • better days
    Registered User
    • Jan 2010
    • 22028

    #2
    Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

    I had a PT Cruiser, great little car with lots of room. I guess Brohm looks good to me.

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    • justasportsfan
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 71596

      #3
      Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

      Corollas tend to be reliable for the most part. They don't break down easily either. Right now, Trent looks like a Ford to me.
      Last edited by justasportsfan; 08-05-2010, 11:40 AM.
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      • trapezeus
        Legendary Zoner
        • Oct 2004
        • 19525

        #4
        Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

        PT cruisers have zero power. i rented that car once because i took the cheapest option, and i hated it. everytime i rent with thrifty, they always try to pawn a cruiser on me and i explain to them why i hate that car. they usually smile and understand and put me in something else.

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        • justasportsfan
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 71596

          #5
          Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

          PT Cruisers are slightly upgarded grandma cars.
          sacrifice1
          https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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          • Tatonka
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 21289

            #6
            Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

            Originally posted by better days
            I had a PT Cruiser, great little car with lots of room. I guess Brohm looks good to me.
            how soon after that did you tell your family you were gay?
            "All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity." ~ Gordie Howe

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            • trapezeus
              Legendary Zoner
              • Oct 2004
              • 19525

              #7
              Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

              and rental companies love pushing that car on you. they tried to give it to me as a midsize. i had to tell the person that its a dodge neon with a different body.

              I totally agree grandma car.

              The PT cruiser just gets under my skin like no other car. i'm not even a car guy.

              I however have my fingers crossed that brohm has something for the inevitable edwards injury.

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              • TacklingDummy
                Unreachable Douche
                • Jul 2002
                • 71725

                #8
                Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                Originally posted by Tatonka
                how soon after that did you tell your family you were gay?
                He said PT Cruiser, not Vib.

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                • HHURRICANE
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 15490

                  #9
                  Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                  Originally posted by better days
                  I had a PT Cruiser, great little car with lots of room. I guess Brohm looks good to me.
                  I'm a car guy. We call PT Cruisers: PT Losers.

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                  • Homegrown
                    Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 2774

                    #10
                    Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                    PT Cruisers

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                    • PcA125
                      Registered User
                      • May 2006
                      • 1421

                      #11
                      Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                      Why is fitz fully loaded?
                      Cheers!

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                      • trapezeus
                        Legendary Zoner
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 19525

                        #12
                        Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                        because its a crappy car, but the fully loaded makes you feel slightly better about the car. yet in the end, it's a kia.

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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380

                          #13
                          Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                          Originally posted by PcA125
                          Why is fitz fully loaded?
                          He went to Harvard.
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all
                          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                          • Ickybaluky
                            Registered User
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 8884

                            #14
                            Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                            This thread has potential.

                            I would like to see pictorial representations of other NFL teams QB situations.

                            Like, this could be Brett Favre:

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                            • The King
                              Without me it's just Awe so
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 42380

                              #15
                              Re: The Bills QB Scenario explained

                              Originally posted by NE39
                              This thread has potential.

                              I would like to see pictorial representations of other NFL teams QB situations.

                              Like, this could be Brett Favre:
                              Here's Tom Brady

                              Last edited by The King; 08-05-2010, 04:04 PM.
                              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                              It was all
                              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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