Matthews hurt in practice

[Dr. Lecter]

Update from Danny at Bills practice.

Micheal Matthews is injured. The Bills are down to Stupar at TE.

Not sure how severe or what the injury is. That is all I know

[bigbub2352]

wow unreal

change the water they are drinking do something

[WeAreArthurMoates]

Luckily they all suck, we can pick up a scrub off the street that wouldn't be much of a down grade.

[Dr. Lecter]

According to Danny he pulled something. Hopefully it is only a tweak.

[Hogwasher]

Sonofa one legged whore.

[Ingtar33]

i thought all the injuries under Jauron were the training staff?

[Ebenezer]

i thought all the injuries under Jauron were the training staff?
where oh where is Rusty??

[Dr. Lecter]

As a quick note: I played TE in High school.

I am too old, slow and small to play in the NFL, but I am cheap so maybe Ralph will sign me.

[Romes]

where oh where is Rusty??

This organization has been going downhill since Rusty Jones left. True story.

[SABURZFAN]

As a quick note: I played TE in High school.

I am too old, slow and small to play in the NFL, but I am cheap so maybe Ralph will sign me.


i can see the roster now....

Number Name Height Weight School

#000 Dr. Lecter 5'10" 80 lbs Maple Grove HS

[Mad Max]

As a quick note: I played TE in High school.

I am too old, slow and small to play in the NFL, but I am cheap so maybe Ralph will sign me.

Are you white? and more importantly do you have a high motor?

If no to either of those questions, move along you're not Bills material.

[TMu11]

Are you white? and more importantly do you have a high motor?

If no to either of those questions, move along you're not Bills material.

Unless you're a quarterback, tight end or defensive end

[Night Train]

Incredible. It's as if a hit list has been ordered on any TE we have.

I see 2 signings this week.

[Ickybaluky]

This organization has been going downhill since Rusty Jones left. True story.

And Chicago has been going up? What about Brian Urlacher's Calf?

[DraftBoy]

And Chicago has been going up? What about Brian Urlacher's Calf?

I think it was said half tongue in cheek.

[Jan Reimers]

Every team has injuries. I don't really think we're unique on that.

[OpIv37]

Are you white? and more importantly do you have a high motor?

If no to either of those questions, move along you're not Bills material.

the "high-motor white guy" criteria only applies to Bills' DE's.

To be a Bills' TE, the criteria is:
-Below average blocker
-the ability to drop passes, particularly in the endzone (known as the Robert Royal special)
-the ability to trip over your own feet in the open field (known as the Reimersma Shuffle)

So, Lecter's actually a pretty good candidate.

[OpIv37]

Every team has injuries. I don't really think we're unique on that.

3 injuries and a suspension at one position TWO WEEKS into the preseason?
Two 2010 rookies already on IR?

I'm pretty sure that's unique.

[Dr. Lecter]

the "high-motor white guy" criteria only applies to Bills' DE's.

To be a Bills' TE, the criteria is:
-Below average blocker
-the ability to drop passes, particularly in the endzone (known as the Robert Royal special)
-the ability to trip over your own feet in the open field (known as the Reimersma Shuffle)

So, Lecter's actually a pretty good candidate.


Actually the one thing I could do was catch the ball. I can promise that I would be better than Royal or the one TE that was worse than Royal at that, Ruben Gant.

[Dr. Lecter]

BTW - latest update.

Matthews is practicing today. (via Mike Text)

[bigbub2352]

Bills txt he was waived injured to add to felton huggins and ryan malanac i smell more moves coming

[Michael82]

Sorry about that. Apparently the new TE was wearing his jersey already.

[ghz in pittsburgh]

exactly why the Jets DB wants his money NOW!

[PromoTheRobot]

Sorry about that. Apparently the new TE was wearing his jersey already.
Yeah, that threw me as well. How cold is that? "Hey Matthews! Leave your jersey. The new guy needs it!"

PTR

[SabreEleven]

As a quick note: I played TE in High school.

I am too old, slow and small to play in the NFL, but I am cheap so maybe Ralph will sign me.

Ok, Skatezilla. You should go out and tape yourself and send it to them :up: