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stuckincincy
08-27-2010, 12:57 PM
Forked from: In fewer than 24 hours.......... (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showpost.php?postid=3298302)


Well, they are small enough that you won't have to stand the entire game, they will not shout obscenities for 3 hours and won't vomit, and won't pick fights or vandalize cars while leaving RWS or put the general public with a drunken haze on the roadways.

All good! :drive:

OpIv37
08-27-2010, 01:02 PM
Really? You don't think a bunch of overstimulated kids eating junk food for 3 hours will vomit?

And no, you don't have a drunken haze on the roadways, but you do have a bunch of soccer moms in minivans and SUV's driving 5 mph below the speed limit.

stuckincincy
08-27-2010, 01:37 PM
Really? You don't think a bunch of overstimulated kids eating junk food for 3 hours will vomit?

And no, you don't have a drunken haze on the roadways, but you do have a bunch of soccer moms in minivans and SUV's driving 5 mph below the speed limit.


Little kid puke vs. 10-beer adult puke. Hmm. :ebby:

OpIv37
08-27-2010, 02:00 PM
Little kid puke vs. 10-beer adult puke. Hmm. :ebby:

Why do you care, anyway? Are you the stadium janitor?

Beebe's Kid
08-27-2010, 03:40 PM
Really? You don't think a bunch of overstimulated kids eating junk food for 3 hours will vomit?

And no, you don't have a drunken haze on the roadways, but you do have a bunch of soccer moms in minivans and SUV's driving 5 mph below the speed limit.

This is inaccurate. Soccer moms are, as a general rule, all the most important people in the universe. They have little care or concern for the safety of others. They don't have to stop at stop signs, they can talk on cell phones, they WILL cut you off if it means a closer parking space.

I ride a bike everyday, and from experience, soccer moms are probably the most oblivious, inconsiderate dangers on our roadways.

HAMMER
08-27-2010, 06:19 PM
How do you know they are a soccer mom? Could they be a baseball mom? Hockey? Horse jumping?