My Name is Hurricane Earl

[Discotrish]

So, does anyone have an alternative power source to use in case Earl puts your electric out of commission for a few days?

Don't forget homeowners' insurance and even hurricane insurance, is not sufficient if you're coastal. You need flood insurance.

Stay safe!

Patti

[OpIv37]

I took the axe out of my basement and moved it to the attic, so I can chop through the roof and wait for the police helicopter. We're good to go.

[Bufftp]

Discotrish what is unusual about a hurricane during hurricane season?

[Discotrish]

Discotrish what is unusual about a hurricane during hurricane season?

What is unusual about a rainstorm in Pakistan?

Patti

[Bufftp]

What is unusual about a rainstorm in Pakistan?

Patti
and your point is in relation to Earl?

[dolphan117]

What is unusual about a rainstorm in Pakistan?

PattiIDK, all the wet chicks in burkas?

[DraftBoy]

IDK, all the wet chicks in burkas?

Wet Burka Contest!!!


Muslims Gone Wild!

[hammerbillsfan]

I took the axe out of my basement and moved it to the attic, so I can chop through the roof and wait for the police helicopter. We're good to go.

:spit:

[Discotrish]

and your point is in relation to Earl?

You're asking what's unusual about Earl. I didn't say that anything was.

Patti

[mercyrule]

This is a five-star thread, people. Patti puts Ted in his place and dolphan and DB make a funny.

[mercyrule]

I don't know if they wear Burkas in Pakistan.

[Historian]

This is a five-star thread, people. Patti puts Ted in his place and dolphan and DB make a funny.

...or not.

:down:

[DraftBoy]

This is a five-star thread, people. Patti puts Ted in his place and dolphan and DB make a funny.
It's a rare day that I make a funny!

5 Stat Thread!

You're welcome Patti!

[Discotrish]

It's a rare day that I make a funny!

5 Stat Thread!

You're welcome Patti!

See, it IS an unusual day!

Patti

[Dr. Lecter]

...or not.

:down:
I am sure you will comfort Ted with cuddles and a foot massage later tonight...........

[Dr. Lecter]

FWIW, Earl is my middle name so I am kinda proud of this hurricane.

[OpIv37]

FWIW, latest predictions have Earl just knicking the Outer Banks of NC and some of the VA coast. Barring some major change in the next 36 hours, the impact will be minor.

[OpIv37]

I'm starting to think Patti is just a tool of the emergency preparedness industry.

Let's scare everyone into buying generators, canned goods and fuel they don't need!

[Dr. Lecter]

Did you put the axe away?

[OpIv37]

Did you put the axe away?

Nah. It's ignorant to not be prepared.

[Mike13]

On the NHC's forecast track they do in fact have the storm skimming along the Carolina coast.

Much ado about nothing.

[mercyrule]

They're evacuating.

[Historian]

Be sure to keep us posted DiscoRule...

[mercyrule]

Be sure to keep us posted DiscoRule...I thought Op was doing that.

[dolphan117]

Nah. It's ignorant to not be prepared.
Plus you never know when the neighbor will show up and want to borrow something.

[Discotrish]

They're evacuating.

They're evacuating over nothing! Just like those silly Pakistanis.

Patti

[OpIv37]

meh.

The media just wants us to keep watching. Nothing of consequence is going to happen. The Outer Banks got ****ed out of Labor Day profits, but that's it.

[Johnny Bugmenot]

They're evacuating.
Hopefully back to where they came from-- HERE.

[Discotrish]

It's just good practice for those electricity outages.

Patti