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  • Bufftp
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    • Jul 2002
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    Miami Week-Joke Thread

    Should be easy- they are the Dolphelons after all.

    I'll start it off,
    What has 100,000 legs and 29 teeth?




    answer: A Miami Dolphelon home game.
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  • OpIv37
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    • Sep 2002
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    #2
    Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

    come on, Ted, you screwed it up already by giving them an even number of legs. It's FL- you know there are going to be several people missing legs due to alligator-related mishaps.

    Also, 100,000 legs? That's a minimum of 50,000 people (probably more since many are missing legs). When was the last time that many people actually showed up for a Dolphins game?
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    • DolfanTom
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      • Oct 2005
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      #3
      Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

      Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!

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      • The last buffalo fan
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        • Sep 2004
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        #4
        Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

        You just made mybills' day!
        The Mexican & too!!

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        • Mr. Miyagi
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          • Sep 2002
          • 53616

          #5
          Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

          Originally posted by DolfanTom
          Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
          Florida is the trailer park of the country.

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          • OpIv37
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            • Sep 2002
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            #6
            Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

            Originally posted by DolfanTom
            Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
            Huh? You're saying Buffalo is more known for having missing teeth than a Southern state like Florida? That's just absurd.

            Now, if you said people from Buffalo were fat from eating too many chicken wings, or pasty white from never being exposed to the sun, or had testicular cancer from living too close to Love Canal, then you might be onto something. But their teeth are fine.
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            • Bufftp
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              Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

              Originally posted by DolfanTom
              Wow, anyone even associated w/ anything from Buffalo making jokes about missing teeth is the definition if irony!!
              sorry little dolfelon, in the North we still have our teeth, brains and nasal septum's.
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              "If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, but if you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
              Optyimus Ignorus Realityious!

              "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and the success of liberty.
              - John F. Kennedy, January 20, 1961

              To live in the presence of great truths and eternal laws,
              to be led by permanent ideals -
              that is what keeps a man patient
              when the world ignores him,
              and calm and unspoiled when the world praises him. -- Honore De Balzac

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              • OpIv37
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                • Sep 2002
                • 101230

                #8
                Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi
                Florida is the trailer park of the country.
                And according to Homer Simpson, it's also America's wang.
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                • Mr. Miyagi
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                  • Sep 2002
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                  #9
                  Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                  Originally posted by OpIv37
                  And according to Homer Simpson, it's also America's wang.
                  Ed Wang?

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                  • DolfanTom
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                    • Oct 2005
                    • 358

                    #10
                    Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                    Originally posted by Bufftp
                    sorry little dolfelon, in the North we still have our teeth, brains and nasal septum's.
                    I live in Saratoga.

                    I went to college in Western New York, I've seen the toothlessness firsthand ;-)

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                    • DolfanTom
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                      • Oct 2005
                      • 358

                      #11
                      Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                      Originally posted by OpIv37
                      Huh? You're saying Buffalo is more known for having missing teeth than a Southern state like Florida? That's just absurd.

                      Now, if you said people from Buffalo were fat from eating too many chicken wings, or pasty white from never being exposed to the sun, or had testicular cancer from living too close to Love Canal, then you might be onto something. But their teeth are fine.
                      SoFla isn't! That's where the Dolphins are from, and what I've seen. I can't make any such assumptions about the rest of the state.

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                      • DolfanTom
                        I have an itch only a male dolphin can scratch
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 358

                        #12
                        Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                        Originally posted by OpIv37

                        Now, if you said people from Buffalo were fat from eating too many chicken wings, or pasty white from never being exposed to the sun, or had testicular cancer from living too close to Love Canal, then you might be onto something. But their teeth are fine.
                        Alright, point taken!!

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                        • justasportsfan
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                          • Jul 2002
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                          #13
                          Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                          Originally posted by DolfanTom
                          I live in Saratoga.

                          I went to college in Western New York, I've seen the toothlessness firsthand ;-)
                          have you ever been to Davie, Fl ? They make Joe Dirt look like a GQ model.
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                          • SabreEleven
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                            • Aug 2002
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                            #14
                            Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                            Then you throw in all the old people, dentures don't count as teeth.
                            Last edited by SabreEleven; 09-09-2010, 02:22 PM.

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                            • BertSquirtgum
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                              • May 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: Miami Week-Joke Thread

                              there are definitely a lot of slack jawed yokels in florida. don't kid yourself.

                              Dolphan:

                              Last edited by BertSquirtgum; 09-09-2010, 02:28 PM.

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