Haiku - Week 1

[Mr. Miyagi]

Safety on ourselves
Looked much dumber unless your
Name is Bellichick

[RoscoeMagic]

Cornell, Bell suck wang
Ironical, Ed would be worse
Regardless Trent sucks

[YardRat]

the POS hurt AGAIN
Edwards, Tackles suck AGAIN
No playoffs AGAIN

[cocamide]

No playoffs again.
But you can win some money,
just bet the under.

[Ground Chuck]

Trent is Trentative
He is a never will be
Ryan Mallett please

[SABuffalo786]

A decade of suck
Prolonged for another year
Apathy is cool

[Johnny Bugmenot]

Every single year
This team stinks it up but yet
Tickets are still bought

Fans are still in seats
Waiting at the trough to eat
**** the owner serves

GM is neutered
Coaches avoid Buffalo
Like it is the plague

Modrak is still here
How can any man who's sane
Justify that fact?

What is even worse
Edwards is still quarterback
Oh, when will we learn?

Take a chance on Brohm?
Put the faith in what I call
"Dictionary Bunch?"

Tackles-- yep-- still suck.
Biggest waste of roster space
Demetrius Bell.

C.J. Spiller, man,
he was gonna save the team
with all of 6 yards

Passed on Bulaga
Waited till round 5 for Wang
Heckuva job, Nix.

And so here I sit
Pouring all my thoughts into
Series of haikus.

Fin

[THE END OF ALL DAYS]

Suck, suck suck
Suck Suckity Suck suck suck
Suck suck suck