bills story on the onion.....

[CuseJetsFan83]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bills-impressed-by-quality-of-toilet-paper-in-visi,18156/

[hydro]

Would have been better if it was New England not Green Bay. Week behind are we "The Onion"?

[trapezeus]

since it refered to marshawn stealing a relatively cheap item like toilet paper, i had a hard time telling that this was written in jest. It sounds like something that actually will happen. he'll then be suspended for the rest of the season.