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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

    Here's something that should be fun and potentially theraputic.

    What should I do to my Trent Edwards jersey? I will take the top suggestions from the zone open it to a vote of the final three and tape the outcome.

    So come on... what should I do to my Trent Jersey?
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • BillsWin
    man amongst boys
    • Oct 2008
    • 6025

    #2
    Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

    BURN IT.
    I am The Batman.

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    • RockStar36
      Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
      • Sep 2004
      • 24761

      #3
      Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

      You could donate it to a small child so it finally fits someone properly.

      But seriously, I don't know what to tell you. I still have all my old jerseys, I just don't wear them, nor will I ever again. I burnt my McGahee jersey one night while drinking and it was actually pretty pointless once I sobered up and realized it. Oh well.

      D & S Sports



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      • Pinkerton Security
        Pinkerton's son
        • Feb 2006
        • 6003

        #4
        Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

        I think my response would violate the TOS

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        • Jan Reimers
          Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
          • May 2003
          • 17353

          #5
          Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

          If you had 2, you could use one to crap in, and the other to cover it up.
          Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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          • trapezeus
            Legendary Zoner
            • Oct 2004
            • 19525

            #6
            Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

            take off the name and just use it as our ranking in the AFC east.

            yes, i realize there are only 4 teams in the east.

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            • jpdex12
              Registered User
              • Jan 2005
              • 2670

              #7
              Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

              Eat about 3 dozen extra hot and crispy buffalo wings with extra hot sauce and wipe your ass with the jersey when you end up with "crap through a screen at 50 yard" diarhea the next day.

              I'm conducting this ceremony on Monday after this weekend's game and I'm adding about 15 beers to this formula.
              Where else would you rather be than right here right now?

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              • Buffalo Thriller
                Registered User
                • Sep 2010
                • 1744

                #8
                Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                take a s*** on it?
                Originally posted by OpIv37
                You guys, the solution is so simple. Find the crazy kids who are shooting up the schools and have them shoot people getting off planes from West Africa.

                No more school shootings, no more Ebola.

                Obama would have thought of this already if he wasn't a pinko commie Nazi queer-loving wetback-loving Kenyan Indonesian Muslim.

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                • BillsWin
                  man amongst boys
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 6025

                  #9
                  Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                  Turn it into a giant voodoo doll and beat the **** out of it.

                  I'm sure HH has a lock of Trent's hair you can use.
                  I am The Batman.

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                  • RockStar36
                    Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 24761

                    #10
                    Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                    Really? You guys are going to poop on your jersey?

                    Then what?

                    D & S Sports



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                    • trapezeus
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 19525

                      #11
                      Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                      i am changing my decision. i say, put a trash can 3 yards a way and throw the jersey in as the last checkdown that jersey has to endure.

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                      • jpdex12
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 2670

                        #12
                        Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                        Originally posted by RockStar36
                        Really? You guys are going to poop on your jersey?

                        Then what?
                        Take a picture! It'll last for ever...the gift that keeps on giving the whole year long!
                        Where else would you rather be than right here right now?

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                        • Ickybaluky
                          Registered User
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 8884

                          #13
                          Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                          I'd just take the name off it. You don't know what will happen, they could sign McNabb as a free agent this offseason.

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                          • RockStar36
                            Dude's Little Ignorant Crony
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 24761

                            #14
                            Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                            Originally posted by jpdex12
                            Take a picture! It'll last for ever...the gift that keeps on giving the whole year long!
                            And then what? It seems to me like you still have a mess to clean up.

                            D & S Sports



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                            • The King
                              Without me it's just Awe so
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 42380

                              #15
                              Re: What should I do with my Edwards jersey?

                              I could give it to my dogs as a chew toy? or I could throw it on the lawn and see if they pee on it?
                              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                              It was all
                              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                              Comment

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