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topher180
09-29-2010, 07:52 PM
Here's one for today's news...

How much did you say?
No big plays yet now he's paid?
Only on the Bills.
Mr. Miyagi
09-29-2010, 09:14 PM
The meddling old man
Doesn't care about winning
Why aren't you dead yet
Dude
09-30-2010, 02:53 PM
Bills suck. Bills suck bad.
Why do they torment the fans?
Bills suck Dick ..... Jauron.
topher180
09-30-2010, 03:04 PM
Oh Donte Whitner,
Why must you talk so damn much?
Please make a play first.
Mr. Miyagi
09-30-2010, 04:05 PM
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Teased us with a big comeback
Then the INT
NorthCarBills
09-30-2010, 04:09 PM
Ten Years Playoff Drought
Eternity of Sadness
No More Bowling Ball
djjimkelly
09-30-2010, 04:14 PM
the bills suck so much
i want the first pick badly
please lose thirteen more
cocamide
09-30-2010, 04:24 PM
**** **** **** **** ****,
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****,
**** **** **** **** ****!
Stewie
09-30-2010, 04:40 PM
fans in buffalo,
get nothing to root for but
at least they have wings
YardRat
09-30-2010, 04:48 PM
Is oh and sixteen
A real possibility?
We'll see with Cleveland.
topher180
09-30-2010, 09:16 PM
Ten Years Playoff Drought
Eternity of Sadness
No More Bowling Ball

LOL this one sounds like a legit poem! "Eternity of Sadness" nice work!
BertSquirtgum
09-30-2010, 10:44 PM
blow a fart
suck some toes
the buffalo bills are terrible
stuckincincy
10-01-2010, 08:14 AM
Bills' in 10 year funk
I've lived 20 years in Bengal Land
Why me, O dear Lord?


Lockout is looming
Voting to decertify
Fun while it lasted?
Jan Reimers
10-01-2010, 09:02 AM
Fans should not give up
A new regime is in place
Look ahead not back
trapezeus
10-01-2010, 11:15 AM
Fans should not give up
A new regime is in place
Look ahead not back

jan we are focusing on haiku's about our crappiness, not yoda-isms. :-)
Mr. Miyagi
10-01-2010, 11:57 AM
We will rise again
As soon as Ralph hits the dirt
Toronto Bills eh
Beebe's Kid
10-01-2010, 12:29 PM
Karma is a *****
To hope for another's death
May punch your ticket
Beebe's Kid
10-01-2010, 12:34 PM
Fitzy is QB
So we spotted the first 3
Now, Championship!
stuckincincy
10-01-2010, 12:45 PM
jan we are focusing on haiku's about our crappiness, not yoda-isms. :-)

Yoda-isms are very appropriate...help from any avenue is appreciated...
Historian
10-03-2010, 05:14 PM
Shanahan? We don't need no stinkin Shanahan!

We Have Chan.

Now we're an 0-16 also-ran!