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  • topher180
    Registered User
    • Sep 2008
    • 581
    #1

    Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

    Here's one for today's news...

    How much did you say?
    No big plays yet now he's paid?
    Only on the Bills.

    in·ept
    Adjective: Having or showing no skill; clumsy.

    :historian:


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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616
    #2
    Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

    The meddling old man
    Doesn't care about winning
    Why aren't you dead yet
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    • Dude
      that slimey ass of an ***** at the zone
      • Feb 2005
      • 18176
      #3
      Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

      Bills suck. Bills suck bad.
      Why do they torment the fans?
      Bills suck Dick ..... Jauron.
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      • topher180
        Registered User
        • Sep 2008
        • 581
        #4
        Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

        Oh Donte Whitner,
        Why must you talk so damn much?
        Please make a play first.

        in·ept
        Adjective: Having or showing no skill; clumsy.

        :historian:


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        • Mr. Miyagi
          Lecter's Little *****

          • Sep 2002
          • 53616
          #5
          Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

          Ryan Fitzpatrick
          Teased us with a big comeback
          Then the INT

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          • NorthCarBills
            Registered User
            • Jan 2006
            • 702
            #6
            Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

            Ten Years Playoff Drought
            Eternity of Sadness
            No More Bowling Ball

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            • djjimkelly
              Registered User
              • Apr 2003
              • 7045
              #7
              Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

              the bills suck so much
              i want the first pick badly
              please lose thirteen more
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              • cocamide
                Registered User
                • Oct 2006
                • 2106
                #8
                Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                **** **** **** **** ****,
                **** **** **** **** **** **** ****,
                **** **** **** **** ****!
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                • Stewie
                  Sarah Palin for President... of my pants!
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 11567
                  #9
                  Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                  fans in buffalo,
                  get nothing to root for but
                  at least they have wings
                  Originally posted by Topdog
                  Damn , your're showing you're ignorance!
                  Originally posted by mercyrule
                  I love Weiner.
                  Originally posted by mercyrule
                  also cheese
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                  • YardRat
                    Well, lookie here...
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 86278
                    #10
                    Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                    Is oh and sixteen
                    A real possibility?
                    We'll see with Cleveland.
                    YardRat Wall of Fame
                    #56 DARRYL TALLEY                     #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS
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                    • topher180
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 581
                      #11
                      Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                      Originally posted by NorthCarBills
                      Ten Years Playoff Drought
                      Eternity of Sadness
                      No More Bowling Ball
                      LOL this one sounds like a legit poem! "Eternity of Sadness" nice work!

                      in·ept
                      Adjective: Having or showing no skill; clumsy.

                      :historian:


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                      • BertSquirtgum
                        Legendary Zoner
                        • May 2009
                        • 13379
                        #12
                        Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                        blow a fart
                        suck some toes
                        the buffalo bills are terrible

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                        • stuckincincy
                          Buffalo Bills Fan
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 15084
                          #13
                          Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                          Bills' in 10 year funk
                          I've lived 20 years in Bengal Land
                          Why me, O dear Lord?


                          Lockout is looming
                          Voting to decertify
                          Fun while it lasted?
                          Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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                          • Jan Reimers
                            Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                            • May 2003
                            • 17353
                            #14
                            Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                            Fans should not give up
                            A new regime is in place
                            Look ahead not back
                            Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?
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                            • trapezeus
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 19525
                              #15
                              Re: Haiku for Our Wonderful Franchise

                              Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                              Fans should not give up
                              A new regime is in place
                              Look ahead not back
                              jan we are focusing on haiku's about our crappiness, not yoda-isms. :-)
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