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northernbillfan
09-06-2002, 03:37 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20020905/capt.103127581649ers_giants_xnyr403.jpg

:injured: :injured: :injured:

venis2k1
09-06-2002, 03:41 AM
After months of hard work in the offseason, Owen's kung fu lessons finally pay off.

NoCtUrNaL
09-06-2002, 03:54 AM
If he had just let go of his ego, Terrell Owens might've caught that one.

StillLurkin
09-06-2002, 04:06 AM
owens-I came to play football, not get my colon checked!!

LABillsFan
09-06-2002, 04:17 AM
Receiver? You look more like a tight end.

shelby
09-06-2002, 04:43 AM
come here Owens...you're my little puppy now!

don137
09-06-2002, 06:14 AM
There's my contact lens

Earthquake Enyart
09-06-2002, 06:32 AM
Cough, please.

Ð
09-06-2002, 07:20 AM
(Owens)
"I better watch out for that Stoudamire, or he'll take my frickin head off"

Man he can hit!

mchurchfie
09-06-2002, 08:09 AM
I told you not to stand behind him..

Gunzlingr
09-06-2002, 08:09 AM
TO "Nothing like a good game of grab-ass to get the season started"

casdhf
09-06-2002, 08:12 AM
ew

TigerJ
09-06-2002, 08:12 AM
OK guys, great pose. Don't move a muscle.

kgun12
09-06-2002, 10:42 AM
Good god what did he eat for pregame meal!!! Man does that stink!!!

LouGrant
09-06-2002, 11:51 AM
Isn't this how they artificially inseminate cows?

Ð
09-06-2002, 11:57 AM
Pic brought to you by Phister Corporation

To replace parts in the
Price Phister faucet,

Make sure the water is off at the main shutoff.

1. Remove handles with a faucet puller. Remove trim.

2. Remove faucet stems with a socket wrench.

3. Remove seats with a seat wrench.

4. Replace seats with pipe sealant on the threads.

5. Install new valve stems.

6. Replace trim and handles.