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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Glen Coffee arrested

    When former San Francisco 49ers running back Glen Coffee(notes) retired from the NFL this summer at the age of 23, he said it was because God told him to leave football and enter the ministry. He didn't mention whether or not he was supposed to accept his higher calling while carrying an automatic pistol.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • DraftBoy
    Administrator
    • Jul 2002
    • 107452

    #2
    Re: Glen Coffee arrested

    Sad, sad story...
    COMING SOON...
    Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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    • ublinkwescore
      Sab and TD are insignificant
      • Sep 2002
      • 24178

      #3
      Re: Glen Coffee arrested

      he'll be back in football.
      www.gamersconspiracy.com - where gamers conspire

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      • feldspar
        Registered User
        • Mar 2007
        • 13620

        #4
        Re: Glen Coffee arrested

        Yeah, God told him to retire from football...and David Berkowitz, otherwise known as the Son of Sam, was told by his neighbor's dog to kill six people and wound seven others.

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        • feldspar
          Registered User
          • Mar 2007
          • 13620

          #5
          Re: Glen Coffee arrested

          Originally posted by ublinkwescore
          he'll be back in football.
          All depends...maybe God will tell him to go to jail instead. LOL.

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          • New Ro's Greatest
            Registered User
            • Sep 2008
            • 351

            #6
            Re: Glen Coffee arrested

            God bless him ..........................lol! GO BILLS:db:

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            • BuffaloBlitz83
              We play to win the game!
              • Oct 2009
              • 5754

              #7
              Re: Glen Coffee arrested

              What a Tool

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              • SaviorEdwards
                Registered User
                • Feb 2010
                • 2016

                #8
                Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                another SEC guy gets arrested? shocking!!!!
                "The best things to happen to Michigan Football have come from Ohio." - Chris Spielman

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                • McBFLO
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 988

                  #9
                  Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                  It's all part of God's plan.
                  Infrequent poster, daily visitor.

                  Eternal optimist.

                  Follow me on twitter @CoreyMc81

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                  • McBFLO
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 988

                    #10
                    Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                    Or is it.... God works in mysterious ways. Lol
                    Infrequent poster, daily visitor.

                    Eternal optimist.

                    Follow me on twitter @CoreyMc81

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                    • Jan Reimers
                      Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                      • May 2003
                      • 17353

                      #11
                      Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                      He's 23 and obviously immature. I'm glad we were all perfect at that age.
                      Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                      • cocamide
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2106

                        #12
                        Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                        Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                        He's 23 and obviously immature. I'm glad we were all perfect at that age.
                        Normally I agree with statements like these, but I don't think I was ever dumb enough to walk away from millions of dollars, especially if the reasons were based on some irrational belief system.

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                        • LarryBoy
                          The world needs a hero!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 881

                          #13
                          Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                          Originally posted by cocamide
                          Normally I agree with statements like these, but I don't think I was ever dumb enough to walk away from millions of dollars, especially if the reasons were based on some irrational belief system.

                          Irrational to you.
                          Bills Rock!





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                          • JCBills
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3631

                            #14
                            Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                            Originally posted by Jan Reimers
                            He's 23 and obviously immature. I'm glad we were all perfect at that age.
                            Immaturity and flat out stupidity are two very different things. Cars need to be registered and insured? Who knew! Let's speed in it with a burner in the center console.

                            Originally posted by LarryBoy
                            Irrational to you.
                            Lol, I'm convinced most people have little idea what the bible actually says, but this convo is for another area of the boards.
                            Last edited by JCBills; 10-09-2010, 02:09 PM.

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                            • Jeff1220
                              H to the 12:20
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 6136

                              #15
                              Re: Glen Coffee arrested

                              Just because the only Christians that make the news are of the kooky variety doesn't mean they represent the majority. So many people want to preach tolerance and then turn around and display intolerance (because it's acceptable to be intolerant to Christians). Hypocrisy if I ever saw it.

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