Our Busted Drafts

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  • Buffalo Thriller
    Registered User
    • Sep 2010
    • 1744

    Our Busted Drafts

    Everyone wonders how we manage to screw up every pick. I now know how we do it.


    :All the people in the F.O get completely hammered. Nix brings in a huge dart board with all the players names in the draft taped to it. Then the walking skeleton that is Ralph Wilson gets a handful of darts and chunks them at the board. (Keep in mind he's extremely drunk at this point) Considering Ralph has awful Arthritis,pencil thick arms, and muscles as tender as Jello the darts strike the worst players possible.

    That is how our draft picks are chosen.


    Originally posted by OpIv37
    You guys, the solution is so simple. Find the crazy kids who are shooting up the schools and have them shoot people getting off planes from West Africa.

    No more school shootings, no more Ebola.

    Obama would have thought of this already if he wasn't a pinko commie Nazi queer-loving wetback-loving Kenyan Indonesian Muslim.
  • Buffalo Thriller
    Registered User
    • Sep 2010
    • 1744

    #2
    Re: Our Busted Drafts

    Wager on when Ralph will die? I give him another 6-8 months.( I HOPE )
    Originally posted by OpIv37
    You guys, the solution is so simple. Find the crazy kids who are shooting up the schools and have them shoot people getting off planes from West Africa.

    No more school shootings, no more Ebola.

    Obama would have thought of this already if he wasn't a pinko commie Nazi queer-loving wetback-loving Kenyan Indonesian Muslim.

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    • G Wolly
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 9387

      #3
      Re: Our Busted Drafts

      This thread is a ******,

      A big ******.


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      • Buffalo Thriller
        Registered User
        • Sep 2010
        • 1744

        #4
        Re: Our Busted Drafts

        Your implying that my thread is a living thing? and giving it human traits such as a BIG ******?
        Originally posted by OpIv37
        You guys, the solution is so simple. Find the crazy kids who are shooting up the schools and have them shoot people getting off planes from West Africa.

        No more school shootings, no more Ebola.

        Obama would have thought of this already if he wasn't a pinko commie Nazi queer-loving wetback-loving Kenyan Indonesian Muslim.

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        • G Wolly
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 9387

          #5
          Re: Our Busted Drafts

          Due to TOS restrictions, I can't directly insult you, so a way around it is to insult your thread.

          Which is a ******.


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