Buffalo Thriller
10-10-2010, 03:27 PM
Everyone wonders how we manage to screw up every pick. I now know how we do it.
:All the people in the F.O get completely hammered. Nix brings in a huge dart board with all the players names in the draft taped to it. Then the walking skeleton that is Ralph Wilson gets a handful of darts and chunks them at the board. (Keep in mind he's extremely drunk at this point) Considering Ralph has awful Arthritis,pencil thick arms, and muscles as tender as Jello the darts strike the worst players possible.
That is how our draft picks are chosen.
:zonelunch
:All the people in the F.O get completely hammered. Nix brings in a huge dart board with all the players names in the draft taped to it. Then the walking skeleton that is Ralph Wilson gets a handful of darts and chunks them at the board. (Keep in mind he's extremely drunk at this point) Considering Ralph has awful Arthritis,pencil thick arms, and muscles as tender as Jello the darts strike the worst players possible.
That is how our draft picks are chosen.
:zonelunch