Shout out to Wys...

[timfromjersey]

Hope your knee surgery went well.

Here's to a speedy recovery. :cheers: :sick: :injured:

[Valerie]

Get better soon, Wys. :) Stay off your feet and follow doctor's orders. You're in my prayers. :)

[Novacane]

Yeah........it ain't the same without you here!

[justasportsfan]

Get them wing sauce going....slacker! :D
Have a speedy recovery !

[Michael82]

Originally posted by BledsoeTOreedfor6
Yeah........it ain't the same without you here!

Yeah, it's been much more peaceful! :lol:





:jk:

[Rude American]

Suck it up, wimp.

[lordofgun]

Hope you recover soon. You are a big time wimp for not being at the Jets game though. You'd have 2 days to recover! :D

[Rude American]

Originally posted by Jaded 7
You're in my prayers. :)

He's in your prayers? He had knee surgery, not a bone marrow transplant or tripple by-pass. :shakeno:.

Sorry Wysman. I don't really see the need to pray as your life isn't in jeopardy, but I will buy you a beer next time I see you.

:couch:

[casdhf]

:lol:

Knee surgery still hurts

[Valerie]

People pray for others to have a quick recovery and to not be in so much pain. You pray that everything went well. There are a lot of things to pray for and frankly it's nice to know that someone cares enough about you to send prayers up to God for you. :shakeno: Maybe one day I'll say a prayer that you get that much needed heart. ;)

[Rude American]

You're wasting God's time with prayers like that. Pray for the truly needy, the lonely, the oppressed North American Indian, Les Quebecois to liberate themselves from Canada.

[Billsbabee]

Good luck on the recovery Wys, but make it fast! :D

[Valerie]

That's not true. God likes hearing from us. It shows him that he's needed and wanted in our lives. I talk to God all the time. That's what he wants us to do. :pray:

Maybe instead of going to the Brew Pub or the tailgate party your time would be better spent in a church somewhere. ;)

[Rude American]

He doesn't talk back to you does he?

[Valerie]

Nope. Or if he is, I'm totally missing his message. :(

[bduff54]

lol rude. absolutely classic!

[Rude American]

A good tale:

One time a donkey fell in a well. A farmer came a long, saw it, and tried to help the donkey. But no matter what he did, he couldn't get the donkey out of the well. So he went into town, grabbed a couple of his friends, and together they tried to get the scared, cold and hungry donkey out of the well. Nothing worked. Feeling terrible for the poor, frightened donkey, they realized the only way to help him was to put him out of his misery. So they all grabbed their shovels and started filling in the well with dirt. Realizing what they were doing, the donkey became frantic and was crying for someone to save his life. One by one the shovel fulls of dirt would hit the donkeys back and one by one he'd shake it off and become more frightened of being buried alive. After a few minutes, the men couldn't hear the donkey's cries anymore. Thinking they were finished, they looked down into the well and noticed the donkey very calmly and peacefully looking up at them. Two of the men continued while the other watched to see what was happening below. What he saw was incredible. As each shovel full of dirt hit the donkey's back, the donkey would shake it off and step up on it. Little by little the donkey shook it off and stepped on it, and eventually the pile of dirt that was supposed to end the donkey's suffering became so high that he stepped out of the well and saved his life.

The moral of the story: God talks to you all the time. You have to just calm down so you can hear him.

[EricStratton]

I read the moral as:

Shoot the donkey first so when you bury it it won't wiggle around so much.

I guess your way works to.

[EricStratton]

Did I miss something, did Wys fall down a well?

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Rude American God talks to you all the time. You have to just calm down so you can hear him.
That was a nice story, Rude. :) I'm shocked and impressed. I know that God talks to me all the time, it's just a matter of hearing him. And, when you think he's not listening or answering your prayers, he is. Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers.

[casdhf]

God does not talk to me.

[Ð]

Speedy recovery from Kneemonia Wys :)

[Earthquake Enyart]

He doesn't come around much anymore since I tried to put Him in that box. Pansie.

[DraftBoy]

I got a story:
I asked a preacher one day where God got his power and where I could get some, he threw me out.

Moral: I got hosed.

get better soon Wys. You should have given me your ticket.

[Tom D]

Originally posted by Earthquake Enyart
He doesn't come around much anymore since I tried to put Him in that box. Pansie.

You talking to me?


LOL- I have you scheduled for a meeting in about 12 more years...

Keep March 8th 2014 open on your schedule...

[Tom D]

Oh, Yeah-

Good luck, Wys.

BTW-

I have a feeling with absolutly no mobility, he will plague this board like a swarm of locusts for ther next month.

[lordofgun]

:wail:

[Tom D]

Originally posted by Rude American
He doesn't talk back to you does he?


Originally posted by Jaded 7
Nope. Or if he is, I'm totally missing his message. :(

You ever try greasing the skids?


Try buying God a beer once in a while!!!

[Cam-Eh]

Originally posted by Rude American

The moral of the story: God talks to you all the time. You have to just calm down so you can hear him.


Maybe the moral is that a dirty a$$ can be a good thing.

[clumping platelets]

Thread starts out wishin wys well and turns into "Night at the Improv"

Thanks for the laughs

:chuckle:

[clumping platelets]

BTW

Best wishes on a speedy recovery wys

:cheers:

[Typ0]

WYS you really know how to ruin a thread...you're not even here and it's happening...LOL

Take care man hope you are able to watch the game tomorrow.

[shelby]

hope you will be up and about soon Wys
:cheers:

[Butch]

get better WYS, don't cheer too hard when Bledsoe tears up the Jets Sunday.