Let us sing... The Twelve days of Christmas

[The King]

One the first day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
New Hope with a GM named Buddy.


On the 2nd day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me...
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! - FunTimesYay!


On the 3rd day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me...
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! - Forward Lateral


On the 4th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -SpillerThrills


On the 5th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! - Mr. Miyagi


On the 6th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
The Sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! - Mr. Miyagi


On the 7th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April.
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -trapezeus


On the 8th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Eight Dollar beers,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -T.Long




On the 9th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Nine wasted draft picks,
Eight Dollar beers,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -Mr. Miyagi


On the 10th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Ten inactives for Maybin,
Nine wasted draft picks,
Eight Dollar beers,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -Mr. Miyagi


On the 11th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Eleven years since the playoffs,
Ten inactives for Maybin,
Nine wasted draft picks,
Eight Dollar beers,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope with a GM named Buddy! -King Bedard


On the 12th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
Twelve guilty counts for OJ,
Eleven years since the playoffs,
Ten inactives for Maybin,
Nine wasted draft picks,
Eight Dollar beers,
Seven Quarterbacks since Kelly,
The sixth pick in April,
NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
Four SuperBowl Blunders,
Three Overtime losses,
Two "home" games in Toronto,
and New Hope....With a GM named..... Buddy!!!!!!!! -ddaryl

MERRY CHRISTMAS ZONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Pink]

On the 2nd day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me...

2 "home" games in Toronto and New Hope with a GM named Buddy!

[The King]

On the 2nd day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me...

2 "home" games in Toronto and New Hope with a GM named Buddy!

Good one! I tried to do this on my own but I was in over my head!

[Forward_Lateral]

On the third day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me 3 Overtime losses

[SpillerThrills]

On the 4th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me, the Possibility of a 4th blackout of the season!

[Mr. Pink]

This is going very well so far! I like it!

[X-Era]

On the 5th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me:

5 more years of medocrity

[trapezeus]

On the 6 th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me:
6 wasted first round draft picks.

[Mahdi]

10 LBs on IR, a real QB and a Maybe after a Crabtree.

[The King]

Let's try to swing the back into the positive fella's if we can put something good together here Ill give it to the news folks maybe we can get it on the front page!

[The King]

On the 5th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me:

5 more years of medocrity

This is the Golden Rings one... we need something big!

How about NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!

[trapezeus]

ok, i see the need for positive, but i was all excited for the 7th day of christmas:
"7 busted QB's after Jim Kelly"

[X-Era]

This is the Golden Rings one... we need something big!

How about NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!OK, I like yours better.

[X-Era]

8 draft picks to get it fixed

[The King]

ok, i see the need for positive, but i was all excited for the 7th day of christmas:
"7 busted QB's after Jim Kelly"

I like this one but Im not a fan of 6

Geese a laying...

[Mr. Miyagi]

This is the Golden Rings one... we need something big!

How about NO SUPER BOWL RINGS!
"NO" does not equal to "5".:rolleyes:

But I'll take it because of the rings reference.

[Mr. Miyagi]

On the 6th day of Christmas Ralph Wilson gave to me:

6 good looking Jills (out of 40)

[The King]

6 sacks from Williams?

[Mr. Miyagi]

6 sacks from Williams?
That'd be great but he only had 5.

6 rushing TDs?

[Mr. Miyagi]

Or 6 drops by Stevie. :ill:

[The King]

That'd be great but he only had 5.

6 rushing TDs?

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7883

[The King]

Or 6 drops by Stevie. :ill:

ugh.... this one is good.

[Mr. Miyagi]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/7883
Oh. I was counting only solo sacks. My bad.

[Thief]

That'd be great but he only had 5.

6 rushing TDs?FFIIVVVEEE Di-vis-ion Lossses.

[The King]

Since these are all negatives... I like the 6 drops by Stevie one but now the the New Hope line makes no sense.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Dude who cares. It's a play along song. Not a murder mystery.

[Mr. Pink]

6 potential wins?

[buffalobillsfan95]

On the third day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me, three o-line man named wood, wang, and levitreee!

[billsfanryan]

6 undrafteds a-playing to squish the fish on offense (David Nelson, Donald Jones, Naaman Roosevelt, Jonathan Stupar, Scott Chandler, Freddy)

[Mr. Miyagi]

6 wins are coming
6 home losses (after this week)
6th pick in the draft
6 bucks a hotdog

Dude let's just pick one and move on.

[Figster]

This is a great thread, :comedy:

[The King]

six is done!

[The King]

we're on 8 now.

[T-Long]

8 bucks a beer!!!!!!

[The King]

Done!

[trapezeus]

i feel like next year will be the easier 12 days without the mocking comments. hopefully we'll be in the running for a playoff spot next year.

9 million for an injured Evans.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I know we're still on 9 but I'm calling it right now:

10 scores for Stevie!!!

[we are]

9th pick returning kicks?

[The King]

In order to keep it negative I would say ten years since the playoffs


Still stuck on 9 though... we're not actually paying Lee 9mill are we?

[RockStar36]

I can't think of anything for 9 that isn't Spiller related

[we are]

I can't think of anything for 9 that isn't Spiller related

is there a no spiller rule?

[The King]

no not at all but for consistancy we're trying to keep it negative

[RockStar36]

is there a no spiller rule?

Bedard is trying to keep it positive and there isn't much positive to say about Spiller this year.

[TacklingDummy]

9 Dr. Taylor Zaius Luck Lucky screen names.

[Forward_Lateral]

9 ugly Jills?

[ddaryl]

edit, I nailed the 9 here


On the 9th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave ot me

9 hall of famers


Pro Football Hall Of Fame

O. J. Simpson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O._J._Simpson) (1985)
Billy Shaw (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Shaw) (1999)
Marv Levy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marv_Levy) (2001)
Jim Kelly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Kelly) (2002)
James Lofton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Lofton) (2003)
Joe DeLamielleure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_DeLamielleure) (2003)
Thurman Thomas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thurman_Thomas) (2007)
Bruce Smith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Smith_%28defensive_end%29) (2009)
Ralph Wilson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Wilson) (2009)

[ddaryl]

on the 10th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave to me

a 4-10 record

[Mr. Pink]

In order to keep it negative I would say ten years since the playoffs


Still stuck on 9 though... we're not actually paying Lee 9mill are we?


He actually only got 8.4 million this year. 5.4 base 3 million roster bonus.

[ddaryl]

Bedard is trying to keep it positive and there isn't much positive to say about Spiller this year.

I don't see many positves in the list so far..

[The King]

11 is up.

[Mr. Miyagi]

In order to keep it negative I would say ten years since the playoffs
I think we're supposed to keep it negative.

[Mr. Miyagi]

How is "9 HOFers" negative?

Let's make up our minds here.

[ddaryl]

on the 11th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave ot me

a piss poor madden 11 rating

[trapezeus]

on the 11th day of christmas, Ralph wilson gave to me

11th pick in the 2010 draft. (book it, it could happen by simply winning one more game)

[The King]

How is "9 HOFers" negative?

Let's make up our minds here.

It's not.

9 wins in 04?

[ddaryl]

How is "9 HOFers" negative?

Let's make up our minds here.

yeah if we're going negative then #9 needs to be revisited....

[The King]

on the 11th day of christmas, Ralph wilson gave to me

11th pick in the 2010 draft. (book it, it could happen by simply winning one more game)

we already did sixth pick in april

[Mr. Pink]

We need to get OJ into this somehow lol

[Mr. Pink]

OJ was sentenced to at least 9 years for his robbery deal.

[ddaryl]

We need to get OJ into this somehow lol


On the 12th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave to me

OJ guilty on 12 charges

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-10-04/justice/oj.simpson.verdict_1_carmelita-durio-defense-attorney-yale-galanter-district-judge-jackie-glass?_s=PM:CRIME




O.J. Simpson faces the prospect of spending the rest of his life in prison after he and co-defendant Clarence "C.J." Stewart were found guilty on 12 charges, including armed robbery and kidnapping.

[The King]

On the 12th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave to me

OJ guilty on 12 charges

http://articles.cnn.com/2008-10-04/justice/oj.simpson.verdict_1_carmelita-durio-defense-attorney-yale-galanter-district-judge-jackie-glass?_s=PM:CRIME

I like this one.

So we're stuck on 9 and 11

[ddaryl]

For #9

An un-needed 1st rd RB drafted #9

[Mr. Miyagi]

9 wasted top picks in the last 10 years

[The King]

Crap its been 11 seasons without playoffs now

[ddaryl]

Crap its been 11 seasons without playoffs now

then that has to be 11

[The King]

we need 10

[ddaryl]

Twelve counts of OJ being guilty,

I think it sounds better to say

12 guilty counts for OJ

[ddaryl]

on the 10th day of Xmas Ralph Wilson gave to me

a 4-10 record
don't want to use this one ?

its the best I can find so far with the #10

or we could use 10 losses so far

[Thief]

Looks like ya gotta change "4".

[Mr. Miyagi]

Looks like ya gotta change "4".
4 straight SB losses

[The King]

4 straight SB losses

then we have to change 3!

[we are]

dammit the 9th pick only returning kicks is negative!

[Mr. Miyagi]

then we have to change 3!
Why? 3 is 3 overtime losses.

Call it 4 straight SB blunders then.

[The King]

Why? 3 is 3 overtime losses.

Call it 4 straight SB blunders then.

4 superbowl losses three ot losses , thats bad songwriting Miley.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Blunders

[The King]

Blunders

Perfect! we still need 10

[The King]

crap then it messes with 5!

Why couldnt the game be blacked out!

[Mr. Miyagi]

I got 10.

10 inactive games for Maybin.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/9275/gamelog;_ylt=Arv9i0vCqXtkvs4608gAIMz.uLYF

[Mr. Miyagi]

crap then it messes with 5!

Why couldnt the game be blacked out!
I don't like 5 anyway, since it has nothing to do with 5.

[Forward_Lateral]

wasn't Norwood's # 10?

[Mr. Miyagi]

wasn't Norwood's # 10?
11

http://www.gothamist.com/images/2004_10_norwood.jpg

[The King]

Five Losing Coaches (Wade, Williams, Mularkey, Jauron and Gailey)

[ddaryl]

Five Losing Coaches (Wade, Williams, Mularkey, Jauron and Gailey)

kind of a tough sell since Wade actually had winning seasons

and Williams I believe went 9-7 once.

and unfair to Gailey who inherited a mess

[Mr. Miyagi]

Stop arguing about it.

King - good to go. :up:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I got 10.

10 inactive games for Maybin.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/players/9275/gamelog;_ylt=Arv9i0vCqXtkvs4608gAIMz.uLYF
Do this.

[The King]

Miyagi is in charge. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Alright then.

Merry Christmas to you too King!

[ddaryl]

do we have a final to send to print ?

I'm dying to share this on my facebook page :rockout:

[ddaryl]

edited !




On the 12th day of Christmas, Ralph Wilson gave to me,
12 guilty counts for OJ,
11 years of no playoffs,
10 inactive games for Maybin
9 wasted draft picks,
8 Dollar beers.
7 Quarterbacks since Kelly.
6th pick in April.
5 straight losing Head Coaches (maybe yes no ?)
4 Superbowl blunders
3 Overtime losses,
2 "home" games in Toronto
and a New Hope with a GM named Buddy!

[Mr. Miyagi]

do we have a final to send to print ?

I'm dying to share this on my facebook page :rockout:
Yes!

[ddaryl]

I still believe we can do something with either 4 or 5 since they both reference the same thing.. but overall the 12 days shaped up to be pretty spot on and funny !


EDIT

If we include Chan we can use

5 straight losing head coaches


<table class="data" width="100%"><tbody><tr class="row1"><td>2010-present</td><td>Chan Gailey </td><td>4-10-0
</td></tr> <tr class="row2"><td>2009</td><td>Perry Fewell</td><td>3-4-0</td></tr> <tr class="row1"><td>2006-2009</td><td>Dick Jauron</td><td>24-33-0</td></tr> <tr class="row2"><td>2004-2005</td><td>Mike Mularkey</td><td>14-18-0</td></tr> <tr class="row1"><td>2001-2003</td><td>Gregg Williams</td><td>17-31-0</td></tr></tbody></table>

[YardRat]

Very nice job, people. :clap: :beers:

[Michael82]

I still believe we can do something with either 4 or 5 since they both reference the same thing.. but overall the 12 days shaped up to be pretty spot on and funny !


EDIT

If we include Chan we can use

5 straight losing head coaches


<TABLE class=data width="100%"><TBODY><TR class=row1><TD>2010-present</TD><TD>Chan Gailey </TD><TD>4-10-0

</TD></TR><TR class=row2><TD>2009</TD><TD>Perry Fewell</TD><TD>3-4-0</TD></TR><TR class=row1><TD>2006-2009</TD><TD>Dick Jauron</TD><TD>24-33-0</TD></TR><TR class=row2><TD>2004-2005</TD><TD>Mike Mularkey</TD><TD>14-18-0</TD></TR><TR class=row1><TD>2001-2003</TD><TD>Gregg Williams</TD><TD>17-31-0</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

That one fits the best! :up: