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I couldn't resist...
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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yep, my fingers still smell like Jenn....ahh do I miss her. -
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"I got the cocaine(*snnnoorrrrrt), now where's Culpepper with that boat full of hookers?"Comment
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Originally posted by T-Long
Hilarious!!!!I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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you thought little Brett was small, this is what Jared's looks like.Comment
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This Cali chronic is the bomb.Comment
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Snidely Whiplash?Bye Bye Brady...
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"this is some good sheet"Comment
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I stole this used tampon from Jenn's home last night.Originally posted by King BedardComment
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"Why do you think I played this game so long? Had to support that coke habit!"Comment
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"Yeah this smells like toilet paper that was wadded in my ass earlier"
BERNIAC! Comment
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WTF?Originally posted by hydroComment
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"This is how they woke me with smelling salts...after that new, young, superstar from Buffalo with the high motor, Arthur Moats knocked me out of the game against the Bills."Comment
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Uh...... What?Originally posted by hydroAfter Every Dark Night Comes a Brighter Day
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I was going to make a Miyagi joke... I don't think I've been here long enough for that yet....After Every Dark Night Comes a Brighter Day
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