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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101353

    Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

    He hooked up with a 17 year old who is still in HS:
    A 17-year-old Greenwich, Conn., high school student who bragged online that she had sex with New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez, reportedly says the 24-year-old NFL star knew she was only a teenager when the two "hooked up" at a New York City nightclub last month.


    The age of consent in NJ is 16 so he didn't do anything illegal, but it is definitely creepy for 24 year olds to be hooking up with HS girls.
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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    #2
    Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

    Howard went over the details of this today.... wicked creepy.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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    • G Wolly
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 9387

      #3
      Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

      So, is she hot?


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      • bf1
        Registered User
        • Oct 2010
        • 2882

        #4
        Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

        She probably lied about her age.


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        • G Wolly
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 9387

          #5
          Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

          Originally posted by bf1
          She probably lied about her age.
          Yea, she's probably 12.


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          • EricStratton
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 20893

            #6
            Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

            Originally posted by G Wolly
            So, is she hot?

            Her picture is in this story

            PAY DIRT! Eliza Kruger, 17 (above), says she “hooked up” with Jets star Mark Sanchez at his Jersey home last month, and offered a bedroom photo as proof to Deadspin, which yesterday rep…

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            • bf1
              Registered User
              • Oct 2010
              • 2882

              #7
              Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

              Originally posted by G Wolly
              Yea, she's probably 12.


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              • G Wolly
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 9387

                #8
                Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                Ehh. Not bad.

                Not the best.

                It says he gave her tickets to the Bills-Jets game, I lol'd.


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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101353

                  #9
                  Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                  Originally posted by bf1
                  She probably lied about her age.
                  he met her in a nightclub so he probably assumed he was older, but he kept contacting her after that:

                  Eliza told Deadspin that Sanchez continued contacting her after they went to his home.

                  "He would send me a text at 2 a.m. on a Wednesday asking if I was out that night," she told Deadspin.

                  "But I'd be, like, I have school tomorrow."
                  "Like, I have school tomorrow" is definitely a line that would make most 24 year olds stop contacting a girl. But not Dirty Sanchez.
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                  • bf1
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 2882

                    #10
                    Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                    Maybe he thought school meaning law school.


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                    • trapezeus
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 19525

                      #11
                      Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                      well that should blow up nicely in the jets face. look for them to be completely irrelevant in next year's playoffs. the ny media will kill him for this and take his mediocre game and stuff it down the toilet.

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                      • The King
                        Without me it's just Awe so
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 42380

                        #12
                        Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                        Originally posted by EricStratton
                        ugh. didnt this guy play QB at USC?
                        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                        It was all
                        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                        • trapezeus
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 19525

                          #13
                          Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                          OP, the post article has her saying, "you know i'm 17."

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                          • OpIv37
                            Acid Douching Asswipe
                            • Sep 2002
                            • 101353

                            #14
                            Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                            Originally posted by trapezeus
                            well that should blow up nicely in the jets face. look for them to be completely irrelevant in next year's playoffs. the ny media will kill him for this and take his mediocre game and stuff it down the toilet.
                            eh, they still made the conf championship game despite Rex Ryan's foot fetish stuff and the sexual harassment allegations regarding that hot Latina reporter. I doubt it affects their play at all.

                            But, maybe opposing fans can come up with some good taunts. Perhaps the stadium production people can blast MC5's "High School" when he takes the field.
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                            • Ingtar33
                              Dances With Buffaloes
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 15475

                              #15
                              Re: Dirty Sanchez does something dirty

                              yeah... high school girl.. really? That's rather alarming to say the least. real creepy stuff there.
                              My wife told me that if I had a dollar for every girl who found me unattractive, girls would find me VERY attractive.

                              MY WIFE SAID THAT!!!

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