Michael Jasper went to my high school

[Whysoserious?]

Awesome. I worked out at the same gym as him over christmas break.

[Novacane]

Cool. What kind of guy was he?

[Whysoserious?]

nice enough. huge man

[The Spaz]

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[DGreg]

Holy Crap. Dude, Id like to see him attack the booooofay.

[ServoBillieves]

TANK

[BillsFanCupp38]

Did that guy say 390!?!?! Dude needs to stop lifting and hit the tredmill lol

[helmetguy]

That's not a man. That's a GROUP.

[NOT THE DUDE...]

who wins the 3rd string nt job? kellen heard? michael jasper?

i think heard makes the team

[DGreg]

OHHHH KNOWWWW he just ate Marcell Dareus

[DesertFox24]

Hell I think Jasper makes it over Heard. Jasper just looks THICK not fat. I doubt this guy ever does anything, but hey that pick was a priority UDFA pick anyway so why not take a chance on him.

[DGreg]

The problem was that when he would get on the field smaller players would orbit around him. It was hard for the defence to get into formation.

[NOT THE DUDE...]

jasper and troup in the middle with dareus and edwards outside! run on us now *****!

[Mad Max]

Holy Crap. Dude, Id like to see him attack the booooofay.

I just wouldn't want to be behind him in said buffet...I'd be left with an empty plate I'm guessing.

[SquishDaFish]

GOD DAMN!

[Mad Max]

The problem was that when he would get on the field smaller players would orbit around him. It was hard for the defence to get into formation.
Orbit :lmao:




I got his nickname picked out accordingly.

http://www.evillairs.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/death_star.jpg
http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/data:image/jpg;base64,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

[X-Era]

"Michael Jasper ate my high school"

Fixed the title for you... :D:

Don't worry I'll change it back.

[X-Era]

Did this guy require two picks to draft?

[methos4ever]

Did this guy require two picks to draft?
Well, we wanted linemen...they drafted two for one!

[YardRat]

I think he's bigger than my whole family.

[X-Era]

Heres a site on him:

http://www.lesliemikejaspernfl.com/

[X-Era]

I like the prior experience:

<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="500"><tbody><tr><td width="50">2005:</td> <td width="444">Starting Defensive Tackle, UT-Martin</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2006:</td> <td>Starting Right Offensive Tackle, UT-Martin</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2007:</td> <td>Redshirt, MTSU</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2008:</td> <td>Ineligible due to transfer rules</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2009:</td> <td>Starting DT/Starting Left Offensive Guard, Bethel College</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2010:</td> <td>Starting Right Offensive Guard, Bethel College</td></tr></tbody></table>

[X-Era]

Heres a picture of him... I circled him in red:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_XGcFR-qoELk/Tbyk7-XcOnI/AAAAAAAAAEY/0FQYCcrFRWA/jasper.jpg

[Mad Max]

I like the prior experience:

<table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="500"><tbody><tr><td width="50">2005:</td> <td width="444">Starting Defensive Tackle, UT-Martin</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2006:</td> <td>Starting Right Offensive Tackle, UT-Martin</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2007:</td> <td>Redshirt, MTSU</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2008:</td> <td>Ineligible due to transfer rules</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2009:</td> <td>Starting DT/Starting Left Offensive Guard, Bethel College</td> </tr> <tr> <td>2010:</td> <td>Starting Right Offensive Guard, Bethel College</td></tr></tbody></table>

That's a lot of education. I hope he got a Masters in something during that time (in something other than eating...that we know he mastered)

[Mad Max]

Heres a picture of him... I circled him in red:

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/_XGcFR-qoELk/Tbyk7-XcOnI/AAAAAAAAAEY/0FQYCcrFRWA/jasper.jpg
Wow #69 blocking for him must weigh 900 Pounds.

[scartown]

Wow if the guy circled is 400lbs what does the guy in front of him weigh :)

[X-Era]

Found another picture:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_XGcFR-qoELk/Tbym_IPAepI/AAAAAAAAAEc/5dr4ML1t-Ic/s512/jasper%202.jpg

[Mad Max]

Found another picture:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_XGcFR-qoELk/Tbym_IPAepI/AAAAAAAAAEc/5dr4ML1t-Ic/s512/jasper%202.jpg

oh u got me..I was like wtf is that front fanny pack he's wearing...meatball hoagie I take it!:laughing:

[Slim]

He weighed 448 in January. He's 375 today.

[X-Era]

oh u got me..I was like wtf is that front fanny pack he's wearing...meatball hoagie I take it!:laughing:It's actually a glazed donut

[NOT THE DUDE...]

375 is perfect!

[NOT THE DUDE...]

next ted washington!

[Mad Max]

It's actually a glazed donut

ya I just noticed that...the thing is there's zero chance he wouldn't have inhaled that thing like cocaine, as opposed to wearing it.

Doh! :homer:

[JD]

@ 4:33 I got scared

[Spiderweb]

That's not a man. That's a GROUP.:biggrin:

[Mr. Miyagi]

390 is almost twice my mother-in-law.

Now that's impressive.

[tcb5033]

Jerome Bettis :: The Bus
Michael Jasper :: an AirBus

Let's give him the rock!

[McBFLO]

For being such a big dude, he looks pretty damn athletic.

[tcb5033]

Heres a site on him:

http://www.lesliemikejaspernfl.com/

Wow, this kid played every position....including kicker LOL. Good to know we have insurance in case Lindell goes down.

[Go Go Buffalo14574]

I like this player and I really hope he does well. Hopefully he can be like a Steve Johnson type player in draft pick I mean and does well in the NFL.

[THE END OF ALL DAYS]

Dude I like the thread and props for posting but you need to do something about ripping off my handle.
Theres only room for one Why So Serious?:duel:

[Whysoserious?]

Dude I like the thread and props for posting but you need to do something about ripping off my handle.
Theres only room for one Why So Serious?:duel:

Ya, when I found this site and just randomly made a handle, I should've asked you about it.

[THE END OF ALL DAYS]

Ya, when I found this site and just randomly made a handle, I should've asked you about it.
ask a mod to change it :)