Bang or Bucks: Gina Carano

[The King]

Each day I will post a girl, no dollar amount attached. PM me an offer for that girl the highest bid gets the girl (who will be created as a card for them to keep in their signature). Once the card is yours you may do as you please with it... sell it to another Zoner trade it for another girl, whatever. This is a blind bid... bid your best offer.

At the end of the year we will award a grand prize to the zoner that has the best stable of girls. Since this is a brand new take on an old game you will see some HOF'ers and celebs we have already ran through BoB.

You're limited to 10 cards per Zoner with a maximum face value of 200K combined (look at this as a salary cap), trades or selling are unlimited.

Todays girl is Gina Carano, bidding is open until 3PM.


http://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/39015_gina-carano_l1.jpghttp://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/39013_gina-carano_l3.jpghttp://cdn2.cagepotato.com/wp-content/uploads/20090814052503_02carano.JPG_.jpeg

[utmhead]

I don't have enough money to let her beat the **** out of me :(

[Mr. Miyagi]

From Wikipedia:



Leading up to her fight against Kelly Kobold (http://www.billszone.com/wiki/Kelly_Kobold), there was much controversy over whether or not Gina would make weight for the fight, as she had fought only once in the past year and had failed to make weight. Gina assured critics that she would be able to make weight since she had hired a nutritionist to help with her dieting. At the weigh-in for the Kobold fight on October 3, 2008, Gina Carano weighed in at 142.75 pounds on her first attempt.<SUP id=cite_ref-16 class=reference>[17] (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/#cite_note-16)</SUP> After removing her sports bra, a towel-covered Carano weighed in a second time at 142.5 pounds.<SUP id=cite_ref-17 class=reference>[18] (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/#cite_note-17)</SUP> On her third attempt, without any clothes on, Carano weighed 141 pounds<SUP id=cite_ref-18 class=reference>[19] (http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/#cite_note-18)</SUP> and successfully made weight.

Who wears 1.5 lbs of clothes??

[The King]

I'm thinking something else went on between the second and third weigh in.

She didnt just take her clothes off and weigh in again. She probably hit the sauna, puked enema'd and got naked.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'm thinking something else went on between the second and third weigh in.

She didnt just take her clothes off and weigh in again. She probably hit the sauna, puked enema'd and got naked.
And took the aluminum bat out of her ass.

[THATHURMANATOR]

From Wikipedia:


Who wears 1.5 lbs of clothes??
Is that a lot or a little in your opinion?

[SabreEleven]

From Wikipedia:


Who wears 1.5 lbs of clothes??

Everybody...if you weigh yourself and then get naked (which Lecter would enjoy), you'll weigh probably at least 2lbs lighter.

[Mr. Miyagi]

I guess I've never done that, but it just sounds like a lot.

[The King]

Especially since she weighs in in a bra and panties.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I guess I've never done that, but it just sounds like a lot.
Clothes weigh more than 2 pounds usually.....

[mysticsoto]

All I know is, I would have given anything to have been a towel holder...

[bf1]

What are we bidding? Zone bucks or imaginary money?

[THATHURMANATOR]

I put in an offer for this BULL DYKE....

[Dujek]

My bid is in.

[The King]

What are we bidding? Zone bucks or imaginary money?

Zonebucks. Need some?

[Mr. Miyagi]

What are we bidding? Zone bucks or imaginary money?
Zonebucks out of your own stash.

[Mski]

Zonebucks out of your own stash.thats how it works?... i was betting with your zb's :sadwalk:

[Mr. Miyagi]

thats how it works?... i was betting with your zb's :sadwalk:
You weren't gonna get very far...

[Ebenezer]

The sad thing is that in reality I am way too old for these women.

[THATHURMANATOR]

The sad thing is that in reality I am way too old for these women.
I am never to old to put my dick in any of these whores. No matter how old I get!

[Ebenezer]

I am never to old to put my dick in any of these whores. No matter how old I get!

Yes, but you will get old enough that they only look at you as somebody older than their dad.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Yes, but you will get old enough that they only look at you as somebody older than their dad.
Who cares? Maybe they have a dad fetish or something. As long as I get mine... Well if I wasn't married I mean...... :ill:

[BlackMetalNinja]

The sad thing is that in reality I am way too old for these women.
Well the beauty part of this is that it's all fake, so that doesn't matter. None of us would have a shot with any of these chicks in reality...

[OpIv37]

Well the beauty part of this is that it's all fake, so that doesn't matter. None of us would have a shot with any of these chicks in reality...

Speak for yourself. I could totally hook up with Jessica Alba or Isla Fisher if I just had the chance to meet them in real life. Hell, I bet I could get them in a threesome.

It doesn't mean anything that they guys they usually date are rich, famous, younger than me and in better shape than me. That stuff's all meaningless.

[bf1]

Zonebucks. Need some?
Yes. Can I get a loan?

[Forward_Lateral]

Eb, if this was reality, I'd be too married for any of these chicks.

[OpIv37]

and btw, why do I have the reputation for being Mr. Doom and Gloom when Eb has to come in here and ruin a fantasy game with his self-loathing?

[BuffaloBlitz83]

I love Gina too. But she has put on some weight. I saw her a couple months back doing an interview on Strikeforce. Miesha Tate's in much better shape. Especially in terms of ass. If Gina can get in that type of shape, she is a Godess

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[DraftBoy]

Speak for yourself. I could totally hook up with Jessica Alba or Isla Fisher if I just had the chance to meet them in real life. Hell, I bet I could get them in a threesome.

It doesn't mean anything that they guys they usually date are rich, famous, younger than me and in better shape than me. That stuff's all meaningless.

Im already hitting it.

[Vampire Baby]

Bang

[Mr. Miyagi]

and btw, why do I have the reputation for being Mr. Doom and Gloom when Eb has to come in here and ruin a fantasy game with his self-loathing?
You're Mr. Doom and Gloom within our circle. Eb is in a class of his own.

[The King]

Last Call

[mysticsoto]

Just give her to me already!!!

[Mski]

Just give her to me already!!! if i lose because someone bid double what i did today they have issues

[Mr. Miyagi]

I'm gonna snipe this auction at the last second.

Wait for it.....

[Mski]

I'm gonna snipe this auction at the last second.

Wait for it.....hope you can beat 41k

[Mr. Miyagi]

hope you can beat 41k
Ha!

[Mski]

i told you already... i thought i was playing with your money:D

[The King]

Wait until you see how this plays out. The first place bid changed hands 3x!

5.00
4,126
4,444
12,000
15,001
17,750
21,797
22,675
23,750
30,000
30,000
30,151
33,333
Winning Bid 50,000 Black Metal Ninja

[Mski]

if i lose because someone bid double what i did today they have issuesagain... more than double my bid:mad:

[Mr. Miyagi]

Damn it! :mad:

[The King]

1/4 the salary cap on Gina.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I was initially going to go 40k, but I wanted to make sure I was safe. Guess I would have been alright with my first instinct. Either way, a small price to pay for such a fine piece of ass when you're as loaded as me.

[Mski]

I was initially going to go 40k, but I wanted to make sure I was safe. Guess I would have been alright with my first instinct. Either way, a small price to pay for such a fine piece of ass when you're as loaded as me.but you can only spend 200k total

[BlackMetalNinja]

but you can only spend 200k totalEh, I will have a small stable of elite hotness and let the rest of these fools battle over mediocre chicks.

[The King]

Right... 1/4 of your salary cap is locked into Gina.... that being said you can build a hell of a team around her you just have to be smart, a few steals at 15k and you're right in it.

[BlackMetalNinja]

Right... 1/4 of your salary cap is locked into Gina.... that being said you can build a hell of a team around her you just have to be smart, a few steals at 15k and you're right in it.Not that I plan to, but if I were to sell her (or anybody else for that matter) at some point, how does it effect your salary cap? Does it free up the entire amount I paid for her since I no longer have her, or just the amount I sold her for?

[The King]

Not that I plan to, but if I were to sell her (or anybody else for that matter) at some point, how does it effect your salary cap? Does it free up the entire amount I paid for her since I no longer have her, or just the amount I sold her for?

You can sell her for whatever you want... whoever gets her takes the 50,000 hit against the cap. Regardless of what they pay... she's now a 50,000 cap hit. You'd free up your space.

[Historian]

$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SabreEleven]

$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Miyagi]

$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk about overpaying. This ain't the NBA. :shakeno:

[Ebenezer]

$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't give you 5,000 cents for that grizzle.

[THATHURMANATOR]

You paid 50k for a Bull Dyke Scott???? WTF!!!!!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

I offered 5 bucks and I will pretty much bang anything...

[The King]

Those of you desperate for ZB's Im helping out the best I can but there are a lot people who arew very wealthy on this site if you're a donor you can see the richest zoners.... start hitting others up. Im trying to get everyone involved but some people have millions... much more than I.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I need ZBs....

[The King]

Look at the offers Corey she was getting some love.

[THATHURMANATOR]

I need 9 thousand .

[Mr. Miyagi]

I offered 5 bucks and I will pretty much bang anything...
Anything?

Joan Rivers??

[Mski]

Anything?

Joan Rivers??with all the "work" she's had done, im sure she's even had her lady parts redone to look younger, so sure :up:

[DraftBoy]

Anything?

Joan Rivers??

She's got lots of money.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Anything?

Joan Rivers??
sure. I aint gay

[The King]

You can also play the Zone lotto!

[THATHURMANATOR]

I am still trying to get to the bottom of Scott's tranny fetish here guys..... WHAT GIVES?

[The King]

Gina is awesome Corey... you're in the minority here.

[Mr. Miyagi]

sure. I aint gay
So you're willing to have sex with the ugliest fattest most repulsive woman just to prove that you're not gay?

[THATHURMANATOR]

So you're willing to have sex with the ugliest fattest most repulsive woman just to prove that you're not gay?
no are you?

[THATHURMANATOR]

Gina is awesome Corey... you're in the minority here.
She is a bruiser. I have seen some decent pics of her but she is huge. I would bang her for sure but I can't see her warrenting a huge bid.

[Mr. Miyagi]

no are you?

No but I'm not the one who'd bang Joan Rivers because "I ain't gay."

[Michael82]

I'm afraid of Gina...she would probably kill me. But what a way to go! :drool:

[Ebenezer]

Reading the comments I get the feeling you guys really think that in the middle of sex she's going to haul off and smack you?

[DraftBoy]

Reading the comments I get the feeling you guys really think that in the middle of sex she's going to haul off and smack you?

No not think, "hope".

[SabreEleven]

$500,000 for Cameron Diaz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were serious? Take her from my sig. She is yours...1/2 Million ZB, I'm rich, Biatch...........

[THATHURMANATOR]

Reading the comments I get the feeling you guys really think that in the middle of sex she's going to haul off and smack you?
nope but she is a beast...

[bf1]

Triangle choke me. Please.

[The King]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/Zone/007.jpg

[BlackMetalNinja]

Really Corey? I think you're way off here... Look at the bids, easily the highest of any so far. It probably helps that I'm an MMA nut and have known of Carano for longer than probably anybody else here. But if you really needed further proof:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_npGc-tVhW2g/Sm--10XI2nI/AAAAAAAAAX4/Um4x6Mib3qw/s400/Gina_Carano-MMA-Elite-XC.jpg http://ginacaranomaxim.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/gina-carano-3.jpg http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/02_Gina_Carano.jpg

[SabreEleven]

She's at least a lipstick lesbian

[THATHURMANATOR]

Really Corey? I think you're way off here... Look at the bids, easily the highest of any so far. It probably helps that I'm an MMA nut and have known of Carano for longer than probably anybody else here. But if you really needed further proof:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_npGc-tVhW2g/Sm--10XI2nI/AAAAAAAAAX4/Um4x6Mib3qw/s400/Gina_Carano-MMA-Elite-XC.jpg http://ginacaranomaxim.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/gina-carano-3.jpg http://fiveouncesofpain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/02_Gina_Carano.jpg
That is seriously the pic you chose? Looks like a dudes body with some huge tits!!!

[Mski]

http://i52.tinypic.com/s4tc7d.jpghttp://i51.tinypic.com/jgmgi0.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/2nrlc81.jpg

any better thurm?

[jamze132]

5000

[THATHURMANATOR]

http://i52.tinypic.com/s4tc7d.jpghttp://i51.tinypic.com/jgmgi0.jpg
http://i55.tinypic.com/2nrlc81.jpg

any better thurm?
Any what better?

[Mski]

Any what better?any less "manly" or "bull dykeish"

[Historian]

Look at the muscles in those legs!!

Holy guacamole!!!

[mysticsoto]

That is seriously the pic you chose? Looks like a dudes body with some huge tits!!!

Dude have you ever heard her talk or seen her in an interview? She is feminine all the way - she is not butch in *ANY* way!!!

Now Cyborg (the only person to ever beat Gina)...she swings like a man!!!

[THATHURMANATOR]

any less "manly" or "bull dykeish"
Did you post a pic or something? I didn't see it.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Dude have you ever heard her talk or seen her in an interview? She is feminine all the way - she is not butch in *ANY* way!!!

Now Cyborg (the only person to ever beat Gina)...she swings like a man!!!
Yeah I have heard her. She is a tank.

[Mski]

Did you post a pic or something? I didn't see it.yea three more, you even included them in the quote

[THATHURMANATOR]

Guys is anyone else seeing these pics from MSKI..... I seriously dont see them.

[Ebenezer]

I'll bet you get her into bed and she's no more aggressive than the average housewife.

[THATHURMANATOR]

Who said she was EB? I just don't like large beastly women.

[Ebenezer]

Who said she was EB? I just don't like large beastly women.
She's not beastly, imo.

[bf1]

I'd like to pass her guard and mount her.

[BlackMetalNinja]

I hope Thurm is just trying to give me a hard time here, because I really don't get what he's supposedly seeing here. I don't like chicks that are 5'2 and weigh 100 lbs. personally... Yes, she's a little thicker and more muscular than some, but no way is she not feminine.

[OpIv37]

BMN definitely overpaid, but she's still pretty hot.

Thurm is WRONG AGAIN.

[DraftBoy]

I'll bet you get her into bed and she's no more aggressive than the average housewife.

That's what we call winning.

[BlackMetalNinja]

BMN definitely overpaid, but she's still pretty hot.

Thurm is WRONG AGAIN.I know I overpaid, I said right off the bat that I did so on purpose.

[bf1]

I thought I put in a high bid. :-(

[THATHURMANATOR]

I thought I put in a high bid. :-(
Matthew she would bounce your little body around like a basketball.... :ill:

[mysticsoto]

Matthew she would bounce your little body around like a basketball.... :ill:

Perhaps the David Spade, feminine males, are more your type...

[THATHURMANATOR]

Perhaps the David Spade, feminine males, are more your type...
Wait since I don't like beastly woman I am the gay one? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

[mysticsoto]

Wait since I don't like beastly woman I am the gay one? Shouldn't it be the other way around?

You're the only one here saying she's beastly. Anybody that has heard her talk or her mannerisms says she's very feminine!