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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

    The standard FA rules apply public auction for yesterdays leftovers. Auction closes at 3PM.

    Last edited by The King; 07-14-2011, 11:04 AM.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • northernbillfan
    Hello, I'm Mike and I'm a Bills fan.

    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 27551

    #2
    Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

    She has a great landing pad.

    10,000
    When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.


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    • utmhead
      Registered User
      • Oct 2005
      • 1650

      #3
      Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

      12,000

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      • Forward_Lateral
        Registered User
        • Mar 2004
        • 29897

        #4
        Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

        13,000

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        • utmhead
          Registered User
          • Oct 2005
          • 1650

          #5
          Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

          15,000

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          • Forward_Lateral
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 29897

            #6
            Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

            Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppp

            16,000

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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

              anyone couldve had her yesterday for $1
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • Forward_Lateral
                Registered User
                • Mar 2004
                • 29897

                #8
                Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                She was in with more desirable chicks, Bedard. I'll admit, I made a huge mistake not making a lowball bid on her or Stefani.

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                • mysticsoto
                  Too sober for this...
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 31439

                  #9
                  Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                  Originally posted by King Bedard
                  anyone couldve had her yesterday for $1
                  She has a man's face, I offer $0.75.

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                  • utmhead
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 1650

                    #10
                    Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                    17500

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                      Originally posted by Forward_Lateral
                      She was in with more desirable chicks, Bedard. I'll admit, I made a huge mistake not making a lowball bid on her or Stefani.
                      You should delete the deal or no deal from you sig... the link broke.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • Historian
                        2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 61777

                        #12
                        Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                        "Last time I saw a mouth like that, there was a hook in it!" -Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack.

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                        • Forward_Lateral
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 29897

                          #13
                          Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

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                          • Dujek
                            Hall of Fame Zoner
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 7806

                            #14
                            Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                            What time does the auction close at?

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                            • BLeonard
                              BoB Sabermetrician
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 4625

                              #15
                              Re: Free Agent: Danni Boatwright

                              Originally posted by Dujek
                              What time does the auction close at?
                              He said "standard FA rules," so I assume it'll be a 24 hour auction...

                              I'll bid $18,000

                              -Bill
                              Last edited by BLeonard; 07-14-2011, 09:51 AM.

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