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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

    Auction ends at 3PM.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Forward_Lateral
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 29895

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

    Wow. This will be another doozy.

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    • Ebenezer
      Give me a minute...
      • Jul 2002
      • 73868

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

      I would love to un-airbrush those pix.




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      • THATHURMANATOR
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 69112

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

        Originally posted by Ebenezer
        I would love to un-airbrush those pix.
        You could say that about all these pics for everyone of these women.

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        • Historian
          2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
          • Dec 2002
          • 61707

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

          Nice.

          I like a bang candidate with a little meat on her.

          What's she in?

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          • Night Train
            Retired - On Several Levels
            • Jul 2005
            • 33117

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

            Come to Butthead.
            Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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            • jamze132
              Registered User
              • Jun 2003
              • 29290

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

              Originally posted by Historian
              Nice.

              I like a bang candidate with a little meat on her.

              What's she in?
              "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

              She was pretty hot.

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              • BlackMetalNinja
                I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                • May 2005
                • 31525

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                Originally posted by Historian
                Nice.

                I like a bang candidate with a little meat on her.

                What's she in?
                Meat on her??? She's barely 5 feet tall and 100 pounds at best.

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                • THATHURMANATOR
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 69112

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                  Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
                  Meat on her??? She's barely 5 feet tall and 100 pounds at best.
                  Seriously. This broad is tiny.. Just how I like em!

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                  • TacklingDummy
                    Unreachable Douche
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 71724

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                    Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR
                    Seriously. This broad is tiny.. Just how I like em!
                    Plus she married a douche. Another thing in your favor.

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                    • TacklingDummy
                      Unreachable Douche
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 71724

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                      Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                      Plus she married a douche. Another thing in your favor.
                      Just Kidding.

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                      • The King
                        Without me it's just Awe so
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 42380

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                        Here we go.

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                        69,690 WINNER TacklingDummy
                        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                        It was all
                        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                        • Dujek
                          Hall of Fame Zoner
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 7806

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                          Far too much for a midget.

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                          • BLeonard
                            BoB Sabermetrician
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 4625

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                            Would have liked Kristen, but almost a $70k cap hit is just too much, this early in the game.

                            -Bill

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                            • TacklingDummy
                              Unreachable Douche
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 71724

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Kristen Bell

                              She's on my list of 5 people I'd like to hump.

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