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  • ParanoidAndroid
    My battery is low and it's getting dark.
    • Apr 2004
    • 16862

    Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

    Fun story to share....

    I went to Jiffy Lube today (hopefully for the last time since I recently bought a home and can now change my own oil in my shiny new driveway).
    The guy at the entrance asked me what I wanted, and I said "regular oil change." I proceded to the waiting area and brought my new copy of "Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest" and read. They called me back out to check what I wanted for oil as they always do, and as I told him, I patted my back pocket to make sure I had my wallet. NOPE! I forgot my friggin' wallet!
    I told the guy and he tried to stop them from draining my oil, but it was already done. He said, "You better see the manager." I did. He was an intimidatingly large black dude and he looked perturbed but he decided to be nice, which doesn't happen often here in DC.
    He said, in a not so pleasant tone, that he'd finish the service and I could come back any time before 5:00 to take care of it. So I waited and he called me when it was done.
    As I was leaving, he said, "The only reason I'm doing this is because you're wearing that Bills' hat. I figure if you're honest enough to wear that, you're honest enough to come back and pay."
    Last edited by ParanoidAndroid; 07-30-2011, 09:28 PM.
  • whkfc
    Theres Fast Food, Then Theres KFC
    • May 2003
    • 283

    #2
    Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

    Lol

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    • BillsFever21
      Registered User
      • Aug 2004
      • 9067

      #3
      Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

      That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while. That just shows how pathetic this organization is viewed from the outside of people who aren't Bills fans.

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      • better days
        Registered User
        • Jan 2010
        • 22028

        #4
        Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

        Too Funny.

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        • Mindbender
          Registered User
          • Apr 2010
          • 1024

          #5
          Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

          haha, nice.
          "Talk is cheap, we all know that. It's like I've always said, don't tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby. That's what we've got to do. We've got to show you the baby, and the baby is winning." ~Buddy Nix

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          • ParanoidAndroid
            My battery is low and it's getting dark.
            • Apr 2004
            • 16862

            #6
            Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

            I wear that hat everywhere.... I love the sympathy I get. Football fans want to see the Bills turn it around.... even Redskins fans.

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            • X-Era
              What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
              • Feb 2005
              • 27670

              #7
              Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

              You stiffed em right?

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              • BlackMetalNinja
                I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
                • May 2005
                • 31525

                #8
                Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                Originally posted by X-Era
                You stiffed em right?
                Of course he did, that's the other thing the Bills are known for, falling short of people's expectations!

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                • ParanoidAndroid
                  My battery is low and it's getting dark.
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 16862

                  #9
                  Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                  Originally posted by X-Era
                  You stiffed em right?
                  Haha! It crossed my mind, but my conscience wouldn't let me.

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                  • jamze132
                    Don’t hate…
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 29408

                    #10
                    Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                    I got a free tire rotation back in the late 90s near Nashville from a fellow Bills fan after the Music City Crapfest.

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                    • wmoz11
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 2117

                      #11
                      Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                      Went in to get my headlights replaced and some other little things a few months ago and the guy came back into the waiting area after seeing my front license plate and said, "are you really a Bills fan?"... slightly laughing and slightly shocked.

                      I said yes and he told me he was going to make my day. He goes in back and brings out a huge Bills tailgating flag that someone had left years ago.
                      Last edited by wmoz11; 08-01-2011, 08:42 AM.

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                      • BillsWin
                        man amongst boys
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 6025

                        #12
                        Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                        A guy at a bar in Dallas (displaced Bills fan) bought my entire bar tab, including the people's I was with, because I was wearing my favorite Bills watch. The tab was like $120.
                        I am The Batman.

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                        • Ginger Vitis
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 3451

                          #13
                          Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                          Thats awesome Andy..last year when the Bills were 0-6 I wore a Bills TShirt to the gym and some guy starts busting my balls about it and brings up the 4 Super Bowls blah blah blah.. I should have asked the dumbass what his favourite team is

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                          • better days
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22028

                            #14
                            Re: Wearing Bills Garb Pays Off

                            Originally posted by BillsWin
                            A guy at a bar in Dallas (displaced Bills fan) bought my entire bar tab, including the people's I was with, because I was wearing my favorite Bills watch. The tab was like $120.
                            I doubt anyone can match that for a pay off. BillsWin, You Win.

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