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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

    I'm not sure who she is, I came across her looking for someone else but she stole the show... bidding ends at 4.

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • EricStratton
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 20893

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

    If I had two nickels to rub together I'd spend them on her.

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    • mysticsoto
      Too sober for this...
      • Apr 2004
      • 31439

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

      She's the hot neighbor girl that all the nerds are attracted to in the hit sitcom The Big Bang.

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      • Night Train
        Retired - On Several Levels
        • Jul 2005
        • 33117

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

        Thanks for reminding me to pick up some redi-whip at the store today.
        Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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        • DraftBoy
          Administrator
          • Jul 2002
          • 107441

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

          Love that show!
          COMING SOON...
          Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
          We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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          • Ebenezer
            Give me a minute...
            • Jul 2002
            • 73867

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

            She is not going cheap.




            For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.

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            • The Jokeman
              Registered User
              • Dec 2003
              • 9995

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

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              • TacklingDummy
                Unreachable Douche
                • Jul 2002
                • 71725

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                She was also in 8 Simple Rules and Charmed.

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                • Historian
                  2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 61886

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                  Yeowsa!!!

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                  • Ebenezer
                    Give me a minute...
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 73867

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                    Originally posted by Historian
                    Yeowsa!!!
                    In this case it's "bazinga"




                    For all the education and practice each of us undergoes, the achievment of mastery is ultimately the outcome of a personal quest for understanding.

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                    • hydro
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 20160

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                      Not even worth adding another PM to KB's inbox. This one will go for too much.
                      BERNIAC!

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                      • gameboy
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 14287

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                        I did a London trip in the spring and ET Tonight bought out all of first and business.
                        Not a small expense.

                        Their plan was to do a fashion show in first and film it for an ET episode.

                        Kaley Cuoco was to be the "star."

                        I get a call on Monday saying they were going to do it on my trip, and the only thing I asked was if they wanted anything different, because, frankly, I don't get anything out of celebrities or special events, and I don't do my job any different.
                        We get them all the time.

                        So....The night comes around, its the early evening flight to Heathrow, and I figure I'll ask them if they need anything special from us, so I find out they're in this conference room. I walk in and introduce myself as the captain of the flight and ask them if there's anything I can do.

                        Kaley runs and gives me a hug and and kiss and I ask here if there's anything I can do.

                        I notice there's a big pile of clothes, and a producer tells me they are going to have her change into these cloths during the flight for this fashion show. I ask them if they had planned on where she was going to change, as the two first class lavs would be too small, and they said they had not.

                        So....Being the accommodating guy that I am, I told them she could use our bunkroom right behind the cockpit.
                        We use this on almost every flight, but this was an under eight flight to London, and we wouldn't be using it.
                        It has doors on both sides that prevent viewing from the cabin.
                        I told him they could store her cloths there, but if she was going to use it, I had to explain to her how to operate the doors and use the oxygen in case we had a depressurization while she was on our side of the door, and she would have to know where the O2 was, and how to get it on quickly.

                        She came up and I showed her.
                        Another hug.

                        Weird trip. Very unusual to have 3+ hours of smooth air over the North Atlantic, but we did. They got their stuff done and were as happy as could be, sleeping the last hour.
                        Cute kid. Shorter than I thought, but they all are.
                        Last edited by Captain gameboy; 08-02-2011, 11:21 AM.

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                        • chernobylwraiths
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 41838

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                          Many girls just love a man in uniform.

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                          • TacklingDummy
                            Unreachable Douche
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 71725

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                            She has huge hands.

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                            • The Jokeman
                              Registered User
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 9995

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Kaley Cuoco

                              Originally posted by TacklingDummy
                              She has huge hands.
                              and why are you looking at her hands?

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