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  • SabreEleven
    Registered User
    • Aug 2002
    • 39563

    Guess What I have in My Hands

    1. It's Bills related
    2. I'll bet 99% of this board DOESN'T have this.

    No more hints except that it's NOT related to porn.
    Last edited by SabreEleven; 08-12-2011, 07:43 AM.
  • ddaryl
    Everything I post is sexual inuendo
    • Jan 2005
    • 10714

    #2
    Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

    is it porn ?

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

      One of Willis McGahees children?
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • SabreEleven
        Registered User
        • Aug 2002
        • 39563

        #4
        Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

        No and Maybe

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #5
          Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

          Willis McGahee's semen?
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • ELAYAS
            Registered User
            • Sep 2008
            • 300

            #6
            Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

            Originally posted by SabreEleven
            No and Maybe
            An incestuous porn video of Willis and some of his children?

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            • Dr. Lecter
              Zero for Zero!
              • Mar 2003
              • 67934

              #7
              Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

              If it was Sabres related I would say Tim Connolly's penis.
              Originally posted by mysticsoto
              Lecter is right in everything he said.

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              • SabreEleven
                Registered User
                • Aug 2002
                • 39563

                #8
                Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                except that is in your butt so no.

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                • hydro
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 20160

                  #9
                  Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                  Bills tickets to the KC game.
                  BERNIAC!

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                  • don137
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 7720

                    #10
                    Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                    The breasts of a Buffalo Jill?

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                      Originally posted by Dr. Lecter
                      If it was Sabres related I would say Tim Connolly's penis.
                      That would be the guess what I have in my ass game.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • Forward_Lateral
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 29895

                        #12
                        Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                        Dareus jersey?

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                        • SabreEleven
                          Registered User
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 39563

                          #13
                          Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                          Originally posted by hydro
                          Bills tickets to the KC game.
                          You suck....

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                          • hydro
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 20160

                            #14
                            Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                            Originally posted by SabreEleven
                            You suck....
                            S11 in Midwest + not many zoners live there = Educated guess!
                            BERNIAC!

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                            • Night Train
                              Retired - On Several Levels
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 33117

                              #15
                              Re: Guess What I have in My Hands

                              A job application for the Gameday cleanup crew ?
                              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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