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acehole
08-25-2011, 08:32 AM
http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/a_woman_claims_she_knows_shawne_merriman_took_steroids_and_other_drugs/6351415
PromoTheRobot
08-25-2011, 08:35 AM
Pat Moran in drag?

PTR
TacklingDummy
08-25-2011, 08:36 AM
Joe Logan's wife.
Ginger Vitis
08-25-2011, 08:38 AM
Moans and Sounds? I thought shrunken testes were the dead giveaway..
ddaryl
08-25-2011, 08:38 AM
:ROTFLMAO:


Merriman wanted to have a threesome with her, and her friend. THE TWO LADIES (BEING CLASSY) AGREE TO DO SO, ONLY IF MERRIMAN PAID THEM. The woman claims once he paid them HEAVILY, the two women experience a night of HEAVY ACTION from Merriman. The unknown vixen says that her, and her friend could tell that he had taken steroids from the SOUNDS AND MOANS he would make. They believe it wasn't a natural reaction, nor was he FAKING...

There is just no way this article is fake. Nobody makes this crap up on the internet...
The King
08-25-2011, 08:38 AM
Yea sounds to me like both these broads are real credible.
Static
08-25-2011, 08:41 AM
What a stupid story.
SabreEleven
08-25-2011, 08:43 AM
Is this story posted here to tide us over until a trade happens?
Jan Reimers
08-25-2011, 08:48 AM
Well, this woman has certainly proven that she is a prostitute, so the rest of the story must be true, also.
acehole
08-25-2011, 08:50 AM
Is this story posted here to tide us over until a trade happens?

yes
Dujek
08-25-2011, 08:54 AM
Wait, she knew he took steroids simply from the noises he was making while ****ing her and her slutty friend?

Almost as convincing as Pat's "source".
OpIv37
08-25-2011, 08:54 AM
Is the NFL aware that guys on steroids make different moans and sounds during sex than guys who aren't on steroids?

It sounds like they should open the Official NFL Steroid Testing Brothel in Las Vegas. At least then, they wouldn't have to worry about masking agents.
ServoBillieves
08-25-2011, 09:09 AM
THIS is the MOST ACCEPTABLE journalistic view i'VE seen in a WHILE. All writers know THAT capitalizing really emphaSIZES what you're SAYING IN A PROFESSIONAL way.

Some Pat Moran junior following suit... Believe the whores!
hydro
08-25-2011, 09:12 AM
This is a disgrace. Stuff like this makes me hate the internet.
DBrown77
08-25-2011, 09:22 AM
Why would someone even write this story?

Who is this FAMOUS video vixen???
Forward_Lateral
08-25-2011, 09:47 AM
They could tell by the way he was moaning? :rofl:
Meathead
08-25-2011, 10:00 AM
oh yeah theres that famous 'roid moan' they are always talking about
bf1
08-25-2011, 10:28 AM
Maybe he was moaning stuff like "one more rep" "blow it out" etc.
hydro
08-25-2011, 11:48 AM
Maybe he was moaning stuff like "one more rep" "blow it out" etc.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Borosai
08-25-2011, 12:37 PM
Good laugh.
B-DON
08-25-2011, 01:09 PM
Sounds like I need to get me some steroids lol
Syderick
08-25-2011, 01:40 PM
Steroids make you look more like a man but actually makes you less of one
hemi13
08-25-2011, 01:52 PM
With everything going on with our team lately. Thank you for making me laugh !!!
Mad Max
08-25-2011, 02:10 PM
That was very well written (for a Cuban refugee that just arrived via inner tube...yesterday).

Gotta love the "anonymous source", it's license to bulls***. Gotta protect my source don'tcha know.
BillsFever21
08-25-2011, 07:43 PM
There is no disputing that he has taken steroids in the past and I wouldn't doubt if he has started juicing again to try and regain his glory days but to label this article as the evidence is just too funny. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.
Ingtar33
08-25-2011, 07:50 PM
oh man. that story cracked me up.