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Pat Moran in drag?
PTR10 Commandments of the D
1. Never stop Rocking.
2. Legalize all drugs.
3. Quit your day job.
4. All Religion should be taxed.
5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
6. F**k her gently.
7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.
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:ROTFLMAO:
Merriman wanted to have a threesome with her, and her friend. THE TWO LADIES (BEING CLASSY) AGREE TO DO SO, ONLY IF MERRIMAN PAID THEM. The woman claims once he paid them HEAVILY, the two women experience a night of HEAVY ACTION from Merriman. The unknown vixen says that her, and her friend could tell that he had taken steroids from the SOUNDS AND MOANS he would make. They believe it wasn't a natural reaction, nor was he FAKING...Last edited by ddaryl; 08-25-2011, 08:39 AM.
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Yea sounds to me like both these broads are real credible.I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Is the NFL aware that guys on steroids make different moans and sounds during sex than guys who aren't on steroids?
It sounds like they should open the Official NFL Steroid Testing Brothel in Las Vegas. At least then, they wouldn't have to worry about masking agents.
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