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  • acehole
    Registered User
    • Jan 2006
    • 4876

    wtf?

    Hated by the stupid..
    Loved by their moms.

  • PromoTheRobot
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 2311

    #2
    Re: wtf?

    Pat Moran in drag?

    PTR
    10 Commandments of the D
    1. Never stop Rocking.
    2. Legalize all drugs.
    3. Quit your day job.
    4. All Religion should be taxed.
    5. Cut down on carbohydrates.
    6. F**k her gently.
    7. Never believe what people tell you after a show.
    8. Always take a spoon full of Metamucil after a heavy day of eating.
    9. Get at least 9 hours of sleep a day.
    10. Eatin' ain't cheatin'.

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    • TacklingDummy
      Unreachable Douche
      • Jul 2002
      • 71724

      #3
      Re: wtf?

      Joe Logan's wife.

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      • Ginger Vitis
        Registered User
        • Feb 2009
        • 3451

        #4
        Re: wtf?

        Moans and Sounds? I thought shrunken testes were the dead giveaway..

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        • ddaryl
          Everything I post is sexual inuendo
          • Jan 2005
          • 10714

          #5
          Re: wtf?

          :ROTFLMAO:

          Merriman wanted to have a threesome with her, and her friend. THE TWO LADIES (BEING CLASSY) AGREE TO DO SO, ONLY IF MERRIMAN PAID THEM. The woman claims once he paid them HEAVILY, the two women experience a night of HEAVY ACTION from Merriman. The unknown vixen says that her, and her friend could tell that he had taken steroids from the SOUNDS AND MOANS he would make. They believe it wasn't a natural reaction, nor was he FAKING...
          There is just no way this article is fake. Nobody makes this crap up on the internet...
          Last edited by ddaryl; 08-25-2011, 08:39 AM.

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: wtf?

            Yea sounds to me like both these broads are real credible.
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • Static
              The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
              • Jul 2005
              • 10584

              #7
              Re: wtf?

              What a stupid story.

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              • SabreEleven
                Registered User
                • Aug 2002
                • 39563

                #8
                Re: wtf?

                Is this story posted here to tide us over until a trade happens?

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                • Jan Reimers
                  Thank You, Terry and Kim, for Saving the Bills. Now, Work on the Sabres.
                  • May 2003
                  • 17353

                  #9
                  Re: wtf?

                  Well, this woman has certainly proven that she is a prostitute, so the rest of the story must be true, also.
                  Should have known, way back in 1960 when we drafted Richie Lucas Number 1, that this would be a long, hard ride. But who could have known it would be THIS bad?

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                  • acehole
                    Registered User
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 4876

                    #10
                    Re: wtf?

                    Originally posted by SabreEleven
                    Is this story posted here to tide us over until a trade happens?
                    yes
                    Hated by the stupid..
                    Loved by their moms.

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                    • Dujek
                      Hall of Fame Zoner
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 7806

                      #11
                      Re: wtf?

                      Wait, she knew he took steroids simply from the noises he was making while ****ing her and her slutty friend?

                      Almost as convincing as Pat's "source".

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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101230

                        #12
                        Re: wtf?

                        Is the NFL aware that guys on steroids make different moans and sounds during sex than guys who aren't on steroids?

                        It sounds like they should open the Official NFL Steroid Testing Brothel in Las Vegas. At least then, they wouldn't have to worry about masking agents.
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                        • ServoBillieves
                          The Voice of Reason
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 6106

                          #13
                          Re: wtf?

                          THIS is the MOST ACCEPTABLE journalistic view i'VE seen in a WHILE. All writers know THAT capitalizing really emphaSIZES what you're SAYING IN A PROFESSIONAL way.

                          Some Pat Moran junior following suit... Believe the whores!
                          Bye Bye Brady...

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                          • hydro
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 20160

                            #14
                            Re: wtf?

                            This is a disgrace. Stuff like this makes me hate the internet.
                            BERNIAC!

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                            • DBrown77
                              Watching the Bills suck since 1999
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 1285

                              #15
                              Re: wtf?

                              Why would someone even write this story?

                              Who is this FAMOUS video vixen???

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