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BLeonard
09-07-2011, 02:07 PM
Talk about "No Fun League..." (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/nfl-to-fine-fans-for-excessive-celebrations,21272/)



“The NFL simply will not tolerate poor sportsmanship, and any spectator committing extreme celebrations, such as collaborating with others to display a cardboard capital “D” and a picket fence, or removing articles of clothing after a touchdown, will receive a $30,000 fine and be ejected from the game.”


-Bill

NOT THE DUDE...
09-07-2011, 02:08 PM
wtf? is this serious? hate, i mean i hate roger....

Ed
09-07-2011, 02:09 PM
wtf? is this serious? hate, i mean i hate roger....
Yeah it's serious dude. The Onion doesn't mess around.

SquishDaFish
09-07-2011, 02:10 PM
It's from the onion jeez. At least pay attention

Bill Cody
09-07-2011, 02:10 PM
That 30k fine will no doubt be selectively enforced. If you're some roly poly middle aged dude that pulls off his sweat stained shirt get your check book ready. Some fine 20 something chick decides to pull off her halter after a big TD? No fine.

Bill Cody
09-07-2011, 02:11 PM
the onion lol oops

mikemac2001
09-07-2011, 02:11 PM
i got a little scared since i didn't click the link

flying to KC wearing a crazy outfit in the endzone and then saw this almost ruined my plans

T-Long
09-07-2011, 02:17 PM
Can't believe some actually fell for this haha

HAMMER
09-07-2011, 02:20 PM
Some dull knives in this drawer.

ServoBillieves
09-07-2011, 02:24 PM
15 yard penalties will SKYROCKET at Ralph Wilson Stadium...

This league is such bull****. I can't believe it. I'm staying home and just watching the game on tv... Whatever, I hate you Roger Goodell, enjoy empty stadiums!

... Oh... wait...

OpIv37
09-07-2011, 02:26 PM
When I saw the thread title, I actually thought "the link in this thread better go to the Onion."

It's an exaggeration but not by much.

madness
09-07-2011, 02:29 PM
I'm still laughing at that Penn State article last month...

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/penn-state-players-all-worried-theyre-going-to-be,21120/?utm_source=recentnews

Scumbag College
09-07-2011, 02:31 PM
I think the NFL should fine Jets fans in general just for being *******s.

Static
09-07-2011, 02:52 PM
He will suspened you for the first two quarters if you celebrated excessively at a college game the day before.

BertSquirtgum
09-07-2011, 03:04 PM
hahahah. i would laugh at them and tell them good lucky collecting the money. bunch of ******s

Dr. Lecter
09-07-2011, 03:13 PM
hahahah. i would laugh at them and tell them good lucky collecting the money. bunch of ******s
Yes there are a bunch hanging around. I can't disagree with that one.

Beebe's Kid
09-07-2011, 03:42 PM
http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/insane-moron-draws-conclusion-from-nfl-preseason-g,21211/?utm_source=recentnews

Another good article.

mikemac2001
09-07-2011, 04:20 PM
i love there mock drafts

SabreEleven
09-07-2011, 05:28 PM
i got a little scared since i didn't click the link

flying to KC wearing a crazy outfit in the endzone and then saw this almost ruined my plans

You wearing a Monkey outfit?