Because it's guarenteed to happen

[SabreEleven]

Who will be the first Bills to go down Sunday with a season ending injury?

My money is on Merriman....

[OpIv37]

Good choice with his injury history.

I'll go with Kyle Williams. Williams has proven to be pretty durable, but he's arguably our best player and definitely our most consistent, so why not?

[Mindbender]

This is a horrible horrible no good thread.

[Jan Reimers]

Brian Moorman. His leg will fall off after 13 punts.

[SabreEleven]

This is a horrible horrible no good thread.

but necessary.

[OpIv37]

This is a horrible horrible no good thread.

it is what it is- we all know luck is the enemy of Buffalo sports.

[psubills62]

Let's hope this thread serves as an anti-jinx.

[TMu11]

Nothing is "guarenteed."

Literally

[hydro]

CJ Spiller so we can keep wondering if he was worth the pick.

[justasportsfan]

Cassel

[Dr. Lecter]

Stevie Johnson.

The starting WRs can be Donald Jones and Marcus Easley.

[Mr. Pink]

Garrison Sanborn. He will tear his rotator cuff on the 11th long snap of the afternoon.

[Dr. Lecter]

Garrison Sanborn. He will tear his rotator cuff on the 11th long snap of the afternoon.


Don't **** with my boy.

[Mr. Pink]

Don't **** with my boy.


If Jan can **** with Moorman, I can do the same to Sanborn.

[ServoBillieves]

Demetrius Bell, thus completing Chan's all-white offensive line.

[delectrolux]

in what way is this thread necessary?

[hemi13]

The waterboy will tear his ACL running out on the field to bring water during a timeout.
I gonna stay positive for as long as I can.
GO B I L L S ! ! !Thank God the season is finally here.

"Bills Backers of Tucson"

[hydro]

in what way is this thread necessary?

In what way is this post necessary?

[DraftBoy]

Gailey

He'll tear an ACL after Urbik wiffs on a block while pulling, thus plowing right into Gailey.

[trapezeus]

Bills luck will be that no one gets hurt, everyone plays well and one guy starts to be a standout. most likely spiller or dareus.

Then as we are like, "holy crap it's finally getting better" they will get hurt.

they never regain form.

[X-Era]

This is a horrible horrible no good thread.Borders on SPAM... just because I hate the thought.

[Philagape]

Haven't seen Ryan Fitzpatrick yet!

[Crisis]

Rian Lindell.

His replacement(s) will miss a bunch of 30 yard chip shot field goals to lose us more than a couple games.

[SabreEleven]

Borders on SPAM... just because I hate the thought.

but it happens to at least one Bill every open day...

[madness]

That everybody in this thread will misspell guarantee?

[OpIv37]

Rian Lindell.

His replacement(s) will miss a bunch of 30 yard chip shot field goals to lose us more than a couple games.

on what planet is this OL going to get us close enough to kick 30 yard FG's?

[Beebe's Kid]

Who will be the first Bills to go down Sunday with a season ending injury?

My money is on Merriman....
Not that I would ever wish injury on anybody, but it might not be so bad if you hurt your fingers and were unable to type for the season.

[Dr. Lecter]

Not that I would ever wish injury on anybody, but it might not be so bad if you hurt your fingers and were unable to type for the season.
If he hurt his fingers, the loss of typing ability would not be his biggest disappointment.

[Dr. Lecter]

on what planet is this OL going to get us close enough to kick 30 yard FG's?
The Bills offense is world's better than the Notre Dame offense with Crist at QB at least.

That is worth something, right?

[DraftBoy]

If he hurt his fingers, the loss of typing ability would not be his biggest disappointment.

If there is a will, there is a way. They don't call it a hoover for nothing!

[Mr. Miyagi]

Trent Edwards

[mayotm]

The Bills offense is world's better than the Notre Dame offense with Crist at QB at least.

That is worth something, right?Chan won't act like a complete lunatic on the sideline like Brian Kelly. Way to represent the catholic school Kelly.

[OpIv37]

The Bills offense is world's better than the Notre Dame offense with Crist at QB at least.

That is worth something, right?

eh, ND's offense isn't bad. Look at the numbers they put up. They're just too stupid to avoid the big mistakes.

[better days]

on what planet is this OL going to get us close enough to kick 30 yard FG's?

The Defense will. Fumble recovery.

[Bill Cody]

I say Ralph Wilson breaks a hip after getting real excited when Jim Kelly throws a beauty of a TD pass.

[Demon]

Fred Jackson.

[cgbm]

please be fitz.... actually check that. cuz then all of you will be saying that he didnt get a fair shot and should start next year too...

with that said im going with stevie j because he is the face of our franchise right now and it would only make sence if we loose our best/favorite player...

[trapezeus]

Rian Lindell.

His replacement(s) will miss a bunch of 30 yard chip shot field goals to lose us more than a couple games.

don't need a lindell injury for this to happen.

[Dr. Lecter]

eh, ND's offense isn't bad. Look at the numbers they put up. They're just too stupid to avoid the big mistakes.


What?

An you get on people for defending the Bills???

[ChristopherWalken]

Wood.

Nix and Gailey then forced to answer the Hangartner release questions for a lifetime.

[Rhettoric]

Chris Kelsay :stretcher

Would this be considered positive or negative?

[ServoBillieves]

Chris Kelsay :stretcher

Would this be considered positive or negative?

Eddins on the edge? Or Carrington? Yes. Yes that'd be a positive.

Though I STILL don't get how a 305 lb. man can have the mobility to play OLB... I really don't.

[OpIv37]

What?

An you get on people for defending the Bills???

how does calling them stupid and saying they make big mistakes constitute "defending" them?

[Extremebillsfan247]

Hopefully none. If I had to guess though, It's most likely to be a lineman on either offense or defense. Statistically, defensive lineman get injured more, I'll go with Dwan Edwards.

[Dr. Lecter]

how does calling them stupid and saying they make big mistakes constitute "defending" them?
"ND's offense isn't bad"

If they are stupid and make big mistakes they ain't good

[OpIv37]

"ND's offense isn't bad"

If they are stupid and make big mistakes they ain't good

Let's put it this way: they can at least move the ball. Yeah, it doesn't do any good if they make the big mistake and don't score, but that's leagues ahead of where I expect Buffalo to be with this **** OL. I expect them to struggle to move the ball AND make the big mistake.

[psubills62]

I have to say Dareus (to the OP). If nobody predicted him, you know he'd have a season-ending injury.

[OpIv37]

I have to say Dareus (to the OP). If nobody predicted him, you know he'd have a season-ending injury.

actually, any rookie is probably a safe bet due to the lack of conditioning. They typically have a shortened off-season due to the transition rules from college to the NFL, and this year it was even shorter because of the lockout. Obviously, it affects every team and not just us, but I suspect conditioning is going to be a league-wide issue that particularly affects rookies this year.

[bf1]

During a rare earthquake, the stadium will collapse in on itself, killing the mvp the 12th man.

[better days]

actually, any rookie is probably a safe bet due to the lack of conditioning. They typically have a shortened off-season due to the transition rules from college to the NFL, and this year it was even shorter because of the lockout. Obviously, it affects every team and not just us, but I suspect conditioning is going to be a league-wide issue that particularly affects rookies this year.

Well, the lockout may be a blessing in disguise. Rookies have always been burned out in the past by the length of the NFL season. With the shortened offseason, they may do better.

[BertSquirtgum]

Who will be the first Bills to go down Sunday with a season ending injury?

My money is on Merriman....

My money is on you.