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BLeonard
09-12-2011, 03:39 PM
http://blogs.buffalobills.com/2011/09/12/easley-out-for-sunday/



Easley missed last week’s game due to an illness and didn’t make the trip. Gailey said he knows what the illness is, but did not want to disclose it out of respect for Easley, leaving it up to the young receiver to disclose it if he so chooses.


I'm gonna guess mono...

-Bill

YardRat
09-12-2011, 03:41 PM
Syphilis.

RoscoeMagic
09-12-2011, 03:44 PM
He's been making out with Jeremy Maclin.

We'll be fine without him until Roscoe gets hurt.

As long as Troup is back...and we need an update on McGee!:tap:

Mad Max
09-12-2011, 03:44 PM
http://blogs.buffalobills.com/2011/09/12/easley-out-for-sunday/



I'm gonna guess mono...

-Bill
Whatever it is, he better "learn"how to get and stay healthy pretty soon. Nix and Gailey don't seem too skeered to cut a brutha...even one with "potential".

Mad Max
09-12-2011, 03:46 PM
He's been making out with Jeremy Maclin.

We'll be fine without him until Roscoe gets hurt.

As long as Troup is back...and we need an update on McGee!:tap:

Only problem with that plan is it's already been one full game of Roscoe staying healthy...so he's overdue to be injured.

mayotm
09-12-2011, 03:48 PM
He's been making out with Jeremy Maclin.

We'll be fine without him until Roscoe gets hurt.

As long as Troup is back...and we need an update on McGee!:tap:Sounds like McGee is going to be out for a few weeks per Chris Brown's blog.

BLeonard
09-12-2011, 03:51 PM
As long as Troup is back...and we need an update on McGee!:tap:

Geez, so demanding: http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=205497

-Bill

YardRat
09-12-2011, 03:51 PM
Gonorrhea.

YardRat
09-12-2011, 03:52 PM
Vaginal warts.

Ed
09-12-2011, 03:54 PM
Maybe Chan is just saving Easley as a secret weapon against NE and he doesn't want Belichick to have any film on him.

YardRat
09-12-2011, 03:57 PM
Chlamydia.

YardRat
09-12-2011, 03:58 PM
Herpes.

Mr. Pink
09-12-2011, 04:03 PM
I think he broke his glass vagina.

Is this dude ever gonna play?

Mad Max
09-12-2011, 04:18 PM
He broke his taint?

mrbojanglezs
09-12-2011, 04:24 PM
sand in his vagina

B-DON
09-12-2011, 04:29 PM
Maturity level in this thread is at an all time low for this board and that's pretty hard to accomplish lol

NOT THE DUDE...
09-12-2011, 04:38 PM
im not to worried. if he misses another week im going to start to say wtf???

Forward_Lateral
09-12-2011, 05:45 PM
Sounds like a staph infection to me, in an embarrassing place.

Ingtar33
09-12-2011, 05:49 PM
sounds like he's been making out with Tim Connolly and Terrence McGee and caught imapussyitis

wozrob11
09-12-2011, 05:53 PM
time to give up on this bum all this hype face it he BLOWS

Scumbag College
09-12-2011, 05:54 PM
Maturity level in this thread is at an all time low for this board and that's pretty hard to accomplish lol

We are acting very mature in here, Mr. Poopypants.

BloFan4Life
09-12-2011, 06:53 PM
I am scared that this guy is just scared of playing in the NFL. Seriously, what injury keeps a guy out of playing in the NFL for the first time after he missed all his rookie season last season??? I don't think it is anything too serious seeing how he left in the middle of a practice so he was practicing with it for a bit. Guy causes more of headache then his little potential is worth. I see the Shawn Nelson route for him.

elltrain22
09-12-2011, 07:03 PM
If his "illness" doesn't get better real soon, he's gonna have a new illness called DavidNelsonJustTookMyJobitus.

Oaf
09-12-2011, 07:07 PM
He called it a "minor condition" on twitter. Expected to "be back today" apparently.

Scumbag College
09-12-2011, 07:13 PM
If his "illness" doesn't get better real soon, he's gonna have a new illness called DavidNelsonJustTookMyJobitus.

I'd rather have David Nelson in there than Easley. Nelson doesn't get cases of the dropsies and has been productive often. If Chandler keeps it up and with Freddie Jackson's blocking and receiving skills, the Bills only need four WRs active a week. Stevie, D. Jones, Parrish, B. Smith (at WR) and Nelson should all be ahead of Easley on the depth chart right now.

BloFan4Life
09-12-2011, 07:42 PM
He called it a "minor condition" on twitter. Expected to "be back today" apparently.

Easley doesn't have a twitter.

Blame Canada
09-12-2011, 07:52 PM
Easley's sickness isn't all that serious. His new room in Gailey's doghouse is more of an issue for him than his sickness at this point.

wmoz11
09-12-2011, 07:52 PM
Easley doesn't have a twitter.

Yes he does.

Unless his verified Twitter account doesn't mean anything to you.

http://twitter.com/MarcusEasley

rcd333
09-12-2011, 07:53 PM
date rape psychosis

BloFan4Life
09-12-2011, 08:11 PM
Easley's sickness isn't all that serious. His new room in Gailey's doghouse is more of an issue for him than his sickness at this point.

Got anything more to elaborate on, lol.

You have all the inside knowledge, what really is going on. Easley have an attitude problem??

DraftBoy
09-12-2011, 08:13 PM
So...do we have a new Ron Mexico?

alohabillsfan
09-12-2011, 09:00 PM
Somebody call Pat Moran, maybe he has a "source" Maybe break a story...

airdog32
09-12-2011, 09:04 PM
erectial disfunction hes had a hard on for 2 weeks trying to get in a game!

DGreg
09-12-2011, 09:30 PM
On a serious note, heard from a source that he participated in an eating contest. Vomited violently and tore his esophageal sphincter. That is the stretchy part at the lower esophagus that keeps your food in you stomach. It kind of resembles an anus.

trapezeus
09-12-2011, 10:23 PM
so he craps uncontrollably? that indeed would be an injury you don't say anything about out of respect for the player.

DGreg
09-12-2011, 10:40 PM
has nothing to do with "crapping", Like I said, this is not confirmed or anything. I am friends with someone who works for the Bills. She told me she would castrate me if I said anything.

OOOOPS.

BloFan4Life
09-12-2011, 11:09 PM
has nothing to do with "crapping", Like I said, this is not confirmed or anything. I am friends with someone who works for the Bills. She told me she would castrate me if I said anything.

OOOOPS.

Well if he isn't crapping uncontrollably, then he must be throwing up uncontrollably if he is injured the way you say. If he can't keep food down, it has to go somewhere.

BertSquirtgum
09-13-2011, 12:48 AM
apparently, the word on TBD is that easley did something outside of football to hurt himself. what a tool bag.

Jan Reimers
09-13-2011, 05:07 AM
apparently, the word on TBD is that easley did something outside of football to hurt himself. what a tool bag.
If this eating contest thing is true, I'm not sure I want this guy on the team. With an NFL career on the line, how could anyone be this stupid, or immature, or whatever it is?

OpIv37
09-13-2011, 07:04 AM
James Hardy II.

Historian
09-13-2011, 07:23 AM
Mono is making it's way around the WNY area.

My nephew is lost for the entire season because of it.

He can't even take gym, much less play JV football.

OpIv37
09-13-2011, 07:25 AM
Mono is making it's way around the WNY area.

My nephew is lost for the entire season because of it.

He can't even take gym, much less play JV football.

are you implying that Easley has been making out with WNY high school girls?

Ok, I take it back. He's not James Hardy II. He's Travis Henry II.

YardRat
09-13-2011, 04:59 PM
Easley's sickness isn't all that serious. His new room in Gailey's doghouse is more of an issue for him than his sickness at this point.

Oooops....