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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

    4PM

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • BlackMetalNinja
    I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
    • May 2005
    • 31525

    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

    bank buster... something tells me I don't have the cash to play ball on this one.

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    • TacklingDummy
      Unreachable Douche
      • Jul 2002
      • 71725

      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

      She can be hot 1 day and the next day she's not.
      Last edited by TacklingDummy; 09-15-2011, 08:43 AM.

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      • rbochan
        Zamboni Driver
        • Jun 2008
        • 5060

        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

        Too old...
        ...Rob

        The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs;
        it's Don't Tread On Me.

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        • Forward_Lateral
          Registered User
          • Mar 2004
          • 29897

          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

          She'll go for triple digits.

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          • The last buffalo fan
            I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
            • Sep 2004
            • 18204

            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

            My rest!
            The Mexican & too!!

            - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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            • Static
              The lap dances are always better when the stripper is crying.
              • Jul 2005
              • 10584

              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

              PM Please.

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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 61886

                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                I can't get past her as the little girl who lost her leg horseback riding in the Redford movie.

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                • Dozerdog
                  In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                  Administrator Emeritus
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 42586

                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                  Originally posted by Historian
                  I can't get past her as the little girl who lost her leg horseback riding in the Redford movie.
                  What was her charachter's name?


                  Eileen?

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                  • DraftBoy
                    Administrator
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 107441

                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                    Originally posted by Historian
                    I can't get past her as the little girl who lost her leg horseback riding in the Redford movie.
                    Find these pictures and you're going to get past it REALLY quickly.

                    That being said

                    COMING SOON...
                    Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                      BTW 200,999 is not an acceptable bid.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • YardRat
                        Well, lookie here...
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 86272

                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                        Oh my....
                        YardRat Wall of Fame
                        #56 DARRYL TALLEY
                        #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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                        • TacklingDummy
                          Unreachable Douche
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 71725

                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                          The azz shot is nice. The boob shot is ok. There's alot better pictures of her out there.

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                            21,710
                            26,969
                            33,800
                            34,000
                            41,000
                            45,000
                            51,788
                            55,000
                            55,293
                            58,000
                            66,100
                            69,916 WINNER Mski
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                            Comment

                            • The King
                              Without me it's just Awe so
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 42380

                              #15
                              Re: Bang or Bucks: Scarlett Johansson

                              Very smart bidding on Mski's part... just squeaked it out.,
                              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                              It was all
                              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                              Comment

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