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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

    Not really famous but surely hot. 5PM

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • BlackMetalNinja
    I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
    • May 2005
    • 31525
    #2
    Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

    That may just be one of the worst tattoos ever, and I'm not the least bit opposed to tattoos on a chick either.

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    • Dujek
      Hall of Fame Zoner
      • Jan 2008
      • 7806
      #3
      Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

      Ashley Cole's sloppy seconds...

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      • BlackMetalNinja
        I'm not Jewish, I'm just in it for the hats.
        • May 2005
        • 31525
        #4
        Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

        Originally posted by Dujek
        Ashley Cole's sloppy seconds...
        There are probably less than 5 of us here who know who Ashley Cole is...

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        • BLeonard
          BoB Sabermetrician
          • Jan 2003
          • 4625
          #5
          Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

          Originally posted by BlackMetalNinja
          There are probably less than 5 of us here who know who Ashley Cole is...
          I had to google it... Thought it was another woman at first...

          -Bill

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          • realdealryan
            realdealrex
            • Nov 2005
            • 1838
            #6
            Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

            Originally posted by Dujek
            Ashley Cole's sloppy seconds...
            fine by me, she needs some RED in her life.

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            • Night Train
              Retired - On Several Levels
              • Jul 2005
              • 33117
              #7
              Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

              I'd leave change on her dresser.
              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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              • Vampire Baby
                is a transsexual Nazi sympathizer with a diaper fetish
                • Oct 2009
                • 434
                #8
                Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380
                  #9
                  Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

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                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all                   true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                   mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • YardRat
                    Well, lookie here...
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 86288
                    #10
                    Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

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                    • THATHURMANATOR
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 69112
                      #11
                      Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

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                      • THATHURMANATOR
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 69112
                        #12
                        Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

                        This one works:

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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380
                          #13
                          Re: Bang or Bucks: Cheryl Cole

                          pay up!
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all                           true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                           mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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