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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Her vagina has had more wieners in it than an Oscar Meyer packing plant. -
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Her nostrils have had more coke up them than Dwight Gooden's anus.Comment
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$2 whore should go for $2....Rob
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Double bag and then hit it.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Paris Hilton
I was going to bid a martini and a gram of coke.Originally posted by rbochanWhen I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.
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BTW,t he first picture is NOT Paris, but her look alike from Winnipeg. Those tits are too big.When I die, please don't let my wife sell my camera equipment for what I told her I paid for it.
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Her vagina is so dirty and stinky that people call it Ted Williams.Comment
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i was just gonna say that, her tits are not that bigOriginally posted by northernbillfanRIP Tommy D!
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Holy crap, really?Comment
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any photo preference?I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Bang or Bucks: Paris Hilton
Wow...I thought I bid too much for her and I was merely middle of the pack...Comment
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No preference.Comment
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I thought for sure I'd be under bidding. I thought she'd go in the 40,000 range.Comment
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