DesertFox24
09-23-2011, 02:57 PM
Well boys and girls that time has come.... The Bills will be playing arguably their biggest game since the 1999 Music City Forward Lateral game, and that can mean only one thing.Yes thats right.... Buffalo Bills relevance.
The decade of impotence that has been fielded in Buffalo since the hiring of Tom Donahue as GM in 2001, and carried over to the likes of Russ Brandon and the eve more ludicrous Marv Levy has finally come to an end with the hire of Buddy Nix. Buddy actually started the process of having the Bills field a team that could one day potentially (2013) be a super bowl contender. In other words the antithesis of the Dick Jauron fielded teams that were built as heinous examples of a football team and meant to entertain the Bills Mafia (what Bills fans has started calling themselves, catchy isn't it) with a brand of football so ungodly, lurid, loathsome, and at times ghastly that schools re instituted the ancient training practice of teaching kids to hide under their desk during a nuclear explosion, so that they could potentially be lucky enough to save themselves from the sights and sounds on Sundays during the fall. Unfortunately this re instituted training practice worked as well as it would have during the Cold War, in other words as well as the Bills played on Sundays.
Much like the unveiling of the new and much improved uniforms (those white helmets are HELLA awesome), this team now has competent leadership, that wait for it..... shockingly draft prospects that were.... PRODUCTIVE IN COLLEGE (Eric Cartman Voice). I know to most of us this is a concept that would seem easy to grasp; however, for the bills they proved that they lacked even one iota of draft day knowledge and tried continually to play the smartest guy in the room theory rather than do the smart thing. Those days much like the Cold War school training sessions are over. Buddy Nix has arrived on his white horse, in the same fashion as the Greatest President to ever preside... Ronald "My Fellow Americans" Reagan did in the 1980's and as Reagan destroyed communism, so too has Buddy Nix come to end the rein of dysfunction that has presided like a dark cloud over the franchise since that day, that day in Tennessee in 1999.
So on Sunday after the game when the Bills have broken the 15 game losing streak do the right thing and buy a Bills fan a beer and say "welcome back Buffalo."
The decade of impotence that has been fielded in Buffalo since the hiring of Tom Donahue as GM in 2001, and carried over to the likes of Russ Brandon and the eve more ludicrous Marv Levy has finally come to an end with the hire of Buddy Nix. Buddy actually started the process of having the Bills field a team that could one day potentially (2013) be a super bowl contender. In other words the antithesis of the Dick Jauron fielded teams that were built as heinous examples of a football team and meant to entertain the Bills Mafia (what Bills fans has started calling themselves, catchy isn't it) with a brand of football so ungodly, lurid, loathsome, and at times ghastly that schools re instituted the ancient training practice of teaching kids to hide under their desk during a nuclear explosion, so that they could potentially be lucky enough to save themselves from the sights and sounds on Sundays during the fall. Unfortunately this re instituted training practice worked as well as it would have during the Cold War, in other words as well as the Bills played on Sundays.
Much like the unveiling of the new and much improved uniforms (those white helmets are HELLA awesome), this team now has competent leadership, that wait for it..... shockingly draft prospects that were.... PRODUCTIVE IN COLLEGE (Eric Cartman Voice). I know to most of us this is a concept that would seem easy to grasp; however, for the bills they proved that they lacked even one iota of draft day knowledge and tried continually to play the smartest guy in the room theory rather than do the smart thing. Those days much like the Cold War school training sessions are over. Buddy Nix has arrived on his white horse, in the same fashion as the Greatest President to ever preside... Ronald "My Fellow Americans" Reagan did in the 1980's and as Reagan destroyed communism, so too has Buddy Nix come to end the rein of dysfunction that has presided like a dark cloud over the franchise since that day, that day in Tennessee in 1999.
So on Sunday after the game when the Bills have broken the 15 game losing streak do the right thing and buy a Bills fan a beer and say "welcome back Buffalo."