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  • psubills62
    Legendary Zoner
    • Sep 2008
    • 11295

    Maybin jokes

    Fire away on this tweet from Joe Buscaglia:

    The wait for the Aaron Maybin conference call is now at 20 minutes.
    I'm guessing he's still trying to turn the corner
    "Misguided political correctness tethers our intellects."
    - Nicholas Cummings
  • psubills62
    Legendary Zoner
    • Sep 2008
    • 11295

    #2
    Re: Maybin jokes

    Did they put a quarterback in the phone room? He's having a hard time finding it.
    "Misguided political correctness tethers our intellects."
    - Nicholas Cummings

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    • hydro
      Registered User
      • Oct 2005
      • 20160

      #3
      Re: Maybin jokes

      The only way to get on the conference call is to perform a inside pass rushing move.
      BERNIAC!

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      • Mski
        Registered User
        • Mar 2006
        • 6753

        #4
        Re: Maybin jokes

        He didnt understand the diagram showing him how to make the call
        RIP Tommy D!
        12/25/1978-9/9/2008


        If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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        • psubills62
          Legendary Zoner
          • Sep 2008
          • 11295

          #5
          Re: Maybin jokes

          He ran into an intern outside and couldn't help but do a celebratory dance.
          "Misguided political correctness tethers our intellects."
          - Nicholas Cummings

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          • Mski
            Registered User
            • Mar 2006
            • 6753

            #6
            Re: Maybin jokes

            Originally posted by psubills62
            He ran into an intern outside and couldn't help getting pancaked.
            fixed
            RIP Tommy D!
            12/25/1978-9/9/2008


            If you make something "Idiot-proof", they'll only make better idiots!

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            • TheGhostofJimKelly
              Registered User
              • May 2003
              • 12459

              #7
              Re: Maybin jokes

              The best thing about Maybin and basically the media is that it seems they all think he has been to the Pro Bowl and has turned a corner because he actually sacked the quarterback.

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              • RedEyE
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 24661

                #8
                Re: Maybin jokes

                The wait for the Aaron Maybin conference call is now at 20 minutes.

                A 3 year old and a parapalegic midget are playing keep away with his cell phone.

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                • stuckincincy
                  Buffalo Bills Fan
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 15084

                  #9
                  Re: Maybin jokes

                  Maybin went into a White Castle and ordered a sack of sliders. Clerk said "OK - go out by the door and I'll turn my back, and you can come get your sack."
                  Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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                  • sdbillsfan2
                    Registered User
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 1164

                    #10
                    Re: Maybin jokes

                    he still in his street clothes, phone off, yelling .."can ya hear me now ? "

                    " I'd try to see things from your point of view but..........there's only room up your a** for one head ! "

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                    • ServoBillieves
                      The Voice of Reason
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 6106

                      #11
                      Re: Maybin jokes

                      I have a great joke for you

                      "With the 11th pick, the Buffalo Bills select backup LB Aaron Maybin"
                      Bye Bye Brady...

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                      • Maybin's Revenge
                        Registered User
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 64

                        #12
                        Re: Maybin jokes

                        Here's a funny one: Maybin has more sacks than anyone else on the bills except Dareus despite playing only four games.

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                        • sdbillsfan2
                          Registered User
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1164

                          #13
                          Re: Maybin jokes

                          Originally posted by ServoBillieves
                          I have a great joke for you

                          "With the 11th pick, the Buffalo Bills select backup LB Aaron Maybin"

                          ehhhhhh , better then a sack of White Castles , but not as funny as can ya hear me now ! lol now that was funny. j/k

                          " I'd try to see things from your point of view but..........there's only room up your a** for one head ! "

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                          • ServoBillieves
                            The Voice of Reason
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 6106

                            #14
                            Re: Maybin jokes

                            Originally posted by Maybin's Revenge
                            Here's a funny one: Maybin has more sacks than anyone else on the bills except Dareus despite playing only four games.
                            If you're going to come in, show some respect and hit that shift button when typing Bills. I agree that Maybin is doing a great job in garbage time coming off the edge, forcing fumbles, and he's doing a FANTASTIC job helping the Jets lose 3 games where the Bills have lost 2.

                            Last time I checked, the Bills beat the Raiders... The Jets did t... oh wait, no, they were MOPPED with the Raiders.

                            I hate feeding trolls, I know I'll get a really lame response to this, but flame away, talk to me after Sunday and we'll see where we are.

                            For the record, "Maybin's Revenge" is cute, because it implies that a first round draft pick's only goal in life is to make the team that made him a millionaire for doing absolutely NOTHING lose and that fulfills his purpose in the NFL. I really wish he was flipping ****ing burgers right now.
                            Bye Bye Brady...

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                            • Bulldog
                              Top Dog
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 2654

                              #15
                              Re: Maybin jokes

                              Originally posted by Maybin's Revenge
                              Here's a funny one: Maybin has more sacks than anyone else on the bills except Dareus despite playing only four games.
                              Take a look at the standings. Scoreboard b i t c h! Now that's funny.
                              I only drink when I'm alone or with others.

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