The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

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  • Cleve
    Registered User
    • Oct 2004
    • 3014

    The Bills are now number 1!!!!!



    We've missed the playoffs for a record 12 seasons now, and counting.

    That's a longer drought, BTW, than even before the days of parity. The existence of parity makes the Bills seem even more ridiculous and inept. If 4 back to back Super Bowl losses, and the Music City Miracle, didn't forever cement the Bills as a laughingstock among nationwide audiences, this "achievement" certainly will.

    And we're currently in 5th place in longest drought since a playoff win (15 years) With a little help from Cincy and Detroit, we could jump up to 3rd place -

    We should give thanks to the Bills front office. It takes a special level of nitwitery, incompetence, greed and ineptness to achieve this monumental feat in the era of Parity.

    Hats off to Ralph Wilson Jr, Russ Dumbdon, Jeff Littman, Dick Jauron, Marv Levy, Tom Donohoe, JP Loseman, Trent Deadwards, Ryan Blitzpatrick, and a host of other football-challenged individuals, both on the field and off the field, for helping make an almost impossible achievement, possible.

    And now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE.......
    Last edited by Cleve; 12-27-2011, 12:24 PM.

    This lowly cart.... it hits harder and has a higher yards
    per play average than the Bills' offense!
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    • Buddo
      Registered User
      • Mar 2007
      • 1864

      #3
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      We're all doomed!

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      • NOT THE DUDE...
        Formerly MARCELL DAREUS POWER, now posting as DANNY BATTEN POWER
        • Jan 2010
        • 8826

        #4
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        im just throwing it out there but if this regime fails, (nix, gailey) and are fired, im wondering if the nfl will step in. they did with the giants in the late 70s after 10 years of sucking or so...

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        • OpIv37
          Acid Douching Asswipe
          • Sep 2002
          • 101230

          #5
          Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

          Remember the good ole' days, when we could at least say "Hey, at least we're not Detroit/Cleveland/Arizona/Cincy"?

          Now, we don't even have that anymore. Fans of those teams can now say "hey, at least we're not Buffalo!"

          Thanks, Ralph.
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          • THE END OF ALL DAYS
            The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
            • Feb 2005
            • 4525

            #6
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            Originally posted by Cleve
            nitwitery
            awesome word LOL
            In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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            • Night Train
              Retired - On Several Levels
              • Jul 2005
              • 33117

              #7
              Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

              Originally posted by Cleve
              And now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE.......
              Pet my monkey !
              Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 61707

                #8
                Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                Originally posted by Cleve
                It takes a special level of nitwitery, incompetence, greed and ineptness to achieve this monumental feat in the era of Parity.


                Serious question Cleve: Clearly the Bills are the cream of the crop in the NFL...but where does this put us in all of professional sports?

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                • Don't Panic
                  All-Pro Zoner
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 4227

                  #9
                  Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                  Originally posted by Historian


                  Serious question Cleve: Clearly the Bills are the cream of the crop in the NFL...but where does this put us in all of professional sports?
                  Top 10 for sure... possibly top 5. I'd rather not think about it any further than that though!

                  I think God is close to calling Ralph back to the flock. Either that or he just hates Buffalo.

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                  • imbondz
                    Democrats are people too
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 26041

                    #10
                    Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                    congrats everyone! we worked hard for this.
                    My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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                    • PTI
                      Banned
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 5316

                      #11
                      Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                      3 years, at most to make the playoffs for any coach that is hired, no matter what, that is all it should take. Gailey has not done enough in his two years to even deserve a 3rd though.

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                      • imbondz
                        Democrats are people too
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 26041

                        #12
                        Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                        I'd like to see Gailey have a team with actual talent before giving up on him. He's done enough with very little talent to earn that imo.
                        My faith doesn’t make me perfect, it makes me forgiven.

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                        • kscdogbillsfan1221
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 5651

                          #13
                          Re: The Bills are now number 1!!!!!

                          Originally posted by Cleve
                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...eason_droughts

                          And we're currently in 5th place in longest drought since a playoff win (15 years) With a little help from Cincy and Detroit, we could jump up to 3rd place -
                          excellent post by the way. not to make things worse, but hasn't it been 16 years since our last playoff win? I think i remember the last win being against the Phins in 95 or am I wrong?
                          I came.
                          I saw.
                          I conquered.

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