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  • PromoTheRobot
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    • Sep 2003
    • 2311

    Bills sign new kicker

    The Bills have put Dave "Sawed-off Shotgun" Rayner on the IR today. Replacing him is Brandon Coutu signed off the Jaguars practice squad. Couto also kicked for Seattle and the UFL champs Las Vegas Locomotives in 2011.

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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230

    #2
    Re: Bills sign new kicker

    Rayner must have strained his neck muscles shaking his head after a missed FG.
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    • better days
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      • Jan 2010
      • 22028

      #3
      Re: Bills sign new kicker

      I don't see how Coutu could be any worse than Rayner.

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      • ServoBillieves
        The Voice of Reason
        • Jul 2007
        • 6106

        #4
        Re: Bills sign new kicker

        Injuriiiiiiiiiies, like the corners of my mind... misty water-colored injuriiiiiies...
        Bye Bye Brady...

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        • madness
          Registered User
          • Apr 2003
          • 13690

          #5
          Re: Bills sign new kicker

          Originally posted by ServoBillieves
          Injuriiiiiiiiiies, like the corners of my mind... misty water-colored injuriiiiiies...
          He's only the 17th player on IR this year.

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          • DraftBoy
            Administrator
            • Jul 2002
            • 107452

            #6
            Re: Bills sign new kicker

            I actually know this guy. He and I went to HS together, graduated in the same class. He has a huge leg, broke a number of records in HS that Jason Elam set. Also was very good at UGA.
            COMING SOON...
            Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
            We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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            • justasportsfan
              Registered User
              • Jul 2002
              • 71579

              #7
              Re: Bills sign new kicker

              Originally posted by DraftBoy
              I actually know this guy. He and I went to HS together, graduated in the same class. He has a huge leg, broke a number of records in HS that Jason Elam set. Also was very good at UGA.

              yeah but how big are his hands?
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              • DraftBoy
                Administrator
                • Jul 2002
                • 107452

                #8
                Re: Bills sign new kicker

                Originally posted by justasportsfan
                yeah but how big are his hands?
                COMING SOON...
                Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                • jamze132
                  Registered User
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 29290

                  #9
                  Re: Bills sign new kicker

                  Originally posted by DraftBoy
                  I actually know this guy. He and I went to HS together, graduated in the same class. He has a huge leg, broke a number of records in HS that Jason Elam set. Also was very good at UGA.
                  Then why is he where he is today?

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                  • DraftBoy
                    Administrator
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 107452

                    #10
                    Re: Bills sign new kicker

                    Originally posted by jamze132
                    Then why is he where he is today?
                    Kicking in particular is a funny business. Lots of turnover, and lots of distrust of the unproven.

                    He got drafred by Seattle which is a pretty big accomplishment for any specialist. Not sure why he didn't latch on permanently in all honesty. I know he kicked for Las Vegas this past season and they won the UFL title. Also was on the Jags practice squad after that so there is/has been interest in him. He was also brought in for our kick try out when we signed Rayner. Clearly it was down to he or Rayner and they went with Rayner.
                    COMING SOON...
                    Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
                    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                    • justasportsfan
                      Registered User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 71579

                      #11
                      Re: Bills sign new kicker

                      Thats bigger than Claussens ,so we should be set.

                      Originally posted by DraftBoy
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                      • ServoBillieves
                        The Voice of Reason
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 6106

                        #12
                        Re: Bills sign new kicker

                        Originally posted by DraftBoy
                        I actually know this guy. He and I went to HS together, graduated in the same class. He has a huge leg, broke a number of records in HS that Jason Elam set. Also was very good at UGA.
                        I remember you mentioning this in another thread, glad a board member's git an in with the Bills!
                        Bye Bye Brady...

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                        • Johnny Bugmenot
                          Will not tolerate vandalism.
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 4311

                          #13
                          Re: Bills sign new kicker

                          You'd think they could just make do with Moorman for just one game.

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                          • better days
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22028

                            #14
                            Re: Bills sign new kicker

                            Originally posted by DraftBoy
                            Kicking in particular is a funny business. Lots of turnover, and lots of distrust of the unproven.

                            He got drafred by Seattle which is a pretty big accomplishment for any specialist. Not sure why he didn't latch on permanently in all honesty. I know he kicked for Las Vegas this past season and they won the UFL title. Also was on the Jags practice squad after that so there is/has been interest in him. He was also brought in for our kick try out when we signed Rayner. Clearly it was down to he or Rayner and they went with Rayner.
                            Seattle had Olindo Mare at kicker when Coutu was drafted & Mare still kicking well but getting up there in age. I think that is why Seattle drafted him but he could not beat out Mare & his experience.

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                            • Michael82
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 82330

                              #15
                              Re: Bills sign new kicker

                              2 Kickers on IR? Are you kidding me?

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