10. You facebook Mario Williams fiancee's friends, trying to get a scoop on the story.
9. You don't like hockey, but you watched every minute of that game last night b/c you wanted to see Mario shooting t-shirts.
8. You mowed the lawn, while listening to WGR
7. you called in sick to work
6. you created a twitter account just to track this info a bit more
5. you've starting following some dude named Incarcerated Bob on twitter
4. reading the 1,000,000 versions of how, why, what, and where Mario is
3. you've hit refresh on your computer, literally, about 1,000 times
2. you filled out 10-15 less ncaa tournament brackets than usual
1. you love the suspense
9. You don't like hockey, but you watched every minute of that game last night b/c you wanted to see Mario shooting t-shirts.
8. You mowed the lawn, while listening to WGR
7. you called in sick to work
6. you created a twitter account just to track this info a bit more
5. you've starting following some dude named Incarcerated Bob on twitter
4. reading the 1,000,000 versions of how, why, what, and where Mario is
3. you've hit refresh on your computer, literally, about 1,000 times
2. you filled out 10-15 less ncaa tournament brackets than usual
1. you love the suspense
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