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  • Joebuffalowins
    Registered User
    • Apr 2012
    • 166

    If you could do stadium improvements,

    what would you pick?

    Here are some of mine

  • justasportsfan
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 71579

    #2
    Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

    mens room are disgusting especially for guys like Lecter who sits when he pees
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    • Pinkerton Security
      Pinkerton's son
      • Feb 2006
      • 6003

      #3
      Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

      Originally posted by justasportsfan
      mens room are disgusting especially for guys like Lecter who sits when he pees
      this. the bathrooms are horrific.

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      • TacklingDummy
        Unreachable Douche
        • Jul 2002
        • 71725

        #4
        Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

        Dividers on urinals. I hate whipping my 12 inch wang out with some dude standing next to me.

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        • alnilla
          Registered User
          • Dec 2008
          • 316

          #5
          Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

          Another Jumbo Tron on the other end and some smaller screens. Else where. TV's in all the bathrooms just not club seats. Bathrooms are fine. Once they put the urinals in all the bathrooms everyone is gonna be *****ing about how long it takes to go to the bathroom.

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          • Pride
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 10191

            #6
            Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

            I want cup-holders on the back of all seats (many have broken off)
            I want more (or bigger) bathrooms so I miss less of the game when I have to piss
            I want more pre-game festivities in the stadium (tired as hell of that ****ty ass highschool band)
            I want better audio/speakers. If this means more speakers, so be it.
            I agree a 2nd jumbotron (just need video, not all of the ads or extras) at the opposite end of the stadium.
            I want ushers actively looking for drunk people puking in the stands. I've seen this 3 times in the last 2 years and it ruins my game-day experience to sit behind someone throwing up all over themselves and the seats in front of them.

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            • Pinkerton Security
              Pinkerton's son
              • Feb 2006
              • 6003

              #7
              Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

              Yea a 2nd screen would be great, when you're sitting on the end with the screen and have to crane your neck and turn around to see replays, its annoying.

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              • BertSquirtgum
                Legendary Zoner
                • May 2009
                • 13379

                #8
                Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                No one is telling you where to buy seats. I would rather they invest the money elsewhere rather than into another screen.

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                • Pinkerton Security
                  Pinkerton's son
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 6003

                  #9
                  Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                  Originally posted by HurkeyNuts
                  No one is telling you where to buy seats. I would rather they invest the money elsewhere rather than into another screen.
                  LOL thats not the point chief. The point is it would make the stadium experience more enjoyable for a good 1/3 of the stadium. Spending money elsewhere is a valid point.

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                  • Italian Stallion
                    Knows More Than You
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 1136

                    #10
                    Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                    In my 16 years as a season ticket holder, I can't remember a time they have ever replaced the speaker/sound system. Definitely needs an upgrade to this century.

                    Pregame presentation needs to be beefed up as well-pleeeeeease no more Nickelback "Burn it to the Ground" when running out the tunnel. Talk about a limp dick way to make an entrance.
                    BILLS FOOTBALL

                    SABRES HOCKEY

                    METS BASEBALL

                    I like cheeseburgers and eva mendes

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                    • Historian
                      2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 61723

                      #11
                      Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                      Originally posted by justasportsfan
                      mens room are disgusting especially for guys like Lecter who sits when he pees
                      ...or for the guys who watch him and post about it.

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                      • Oaf
                        Do you read what you write?
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 6151

                        #12
                        Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                        Do they sell classic buffalo wings at the stadium?

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                        • Beebe's Kid
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 3134

                          #13
                          Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                          The bathrooms seem to be a big issue for people, only they can't decide which way they want it. The troff for speed, or the urinals for the free breath mints and protection. Some more bathrooms would be good, because as Pride pointed out...I hate missing half of a quarter to take a piss. I don't poop at the stadium...well, because it inappropriate to poop at a party. I know that some people may have their dump scheduled for that part of the day, or somebody may be ill...or sit to pee, so we can't remove the toilets all together.

                          The cupholder thing is a bit of an issue. The jumbo tron happens to be perfect from my seats, but I can feel the pain of those who have to struggle to see it, so I would object to another one.

                          Sound system...needs an upgrade, and as Stallion pointed out, no more limp dick Nickleback.

                          I would like a little more food selection, and maybe something a step up in quality. We pay top dollar for **** food. I hate to be a *****, but that seems to be the label attached to those of us that aren't looking to be Type II diabetics, and prefer to eat healthier. I very well may stick to a beef on weck with as much horseradish as legally allowed, but I would like the option of some better food.

                          As far as the aesthetics of the stadium...I could give a **** less. I am there to watch a game, and I don't need the Taj Mahal, or pony rides for the children. I need functionality. Some TVs in the ****house might be nice, so we don't miss out on all of the action while everybody is getting impatient in a small, over-heated area that smells like human waste. It doesn't need to be a hangout, but I have seen at least 3 fights in the bathroom in the last 2 years...just a thought.

                          I also agree with Pride about the marching band...while I got more mileage out of chanting "Attica" than I ever thought possible, I would prefer a little variation in that department. Don't take the Attica band away completely, but let somebody else have a crack at it.

                          One last thing would be to have the Tim Hortons not brewed with water that was taken from the bathrooms. I enjoy some coffee in the cold, and I'll even settle for Horton's if I have to, but please don't take the water from the piss that Lecter just flushed after he stood up.

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                          • ddaryl
                            Everything I post is sexual inuendo
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 10714

                            #14
                            Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                            Fish tank endzones

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                            • DrGraves
                              Registered User
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 2693

                              #15
                              Re: If you could do stadium improvements,

                              Bring back the red endzones.

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