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  • paladin warrior
    All-Pro Zoner
    • Oct 2004
    • 3272

    Who is David Clowney ? WR

    Bills WR tweets pic of HIV test results



    Found 4 hours ago on Sports-Kings:
    PLAYERS:David Clowney
    TEAMS:Buffalo Bills


    Via Sports-Kings:
    Scrolling through Buffalo Bills WR David’s Twitter feed, I found one thing apparent; he lives up to his last name of Clowney. Alright, lame joke, but the 26-year-old special teamer and wide receiver for the Bills announced via Twitter he is clean. Ladies, I’m sure you probably didn’t know who he was before the tweet, so no need to jump on the David Clowney groupie wagon now.
  • paladin warrior
    All-Pro Zoner
    • Oct 2004
    • 3272

    #2
    Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

    Ladies, Bills WR David Clowney DOES NOT Have HIV & Here Is Proof!



    Found 1 hour ago on Busted Coverage:
    PLAYERS:David Clowney
    TEAMS:Buffalo Bills


    A guy with only 8,800 Twitter followers is causing a HUGE blog-gasm by sports blogger dorks who probably never wrote a single post about David Clowney before today. Why is the Bills’ WR getting so much publicity this morning? He uploaded a pic of a recent negative HIV test. That’s it. Look, kudos to Clowney for not dipping his monster dong in the wrong broad, but this Twitter follower grab is ridiculous. That’s all it takes for a guy to get his name into the media? A negative HIV test? The guy only has 22 career catches and 1 TD. Didn’t even play in the NFL last year. Was he hurt or something? [HT: Funny Athlete Tweets] Filed under: FootballOriginal Story:http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/05/23/...

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    • stuckincincy
      Buffalo Bills Fan
      • Sep 2003
      • 15084

      #3
      Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

      Why in the world would you post something like this? Go post it on the Entertainment Tonight! site or some such...

      Last edited by stuckincincy; 05-23-2012, 12:51 PM.
      Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 101238

        #4
        Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

        well at least he won't have to go buy the AIDS cocktail under the pseudonym "David Mexico."
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        • Slim
          Registered User
          • Apr 2004
          • 7597

          #5
          Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

          Darrelle Revis is SOOOOOO relieved.

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          • ddaryl
            Everything I post is sexual inuendo
            • Jan 2005
            • 10714

            #6
            Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

            twitter is for twits

            However Mr. Clowney one night out on the town and unprotected sex and that test is useless
            Last edited by ddaryl; 05-23-2012, 01:14 PM.

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            • Joe Fo Sho
              Making Spirits Bright
              • Mar 2006
              • 6194

              #7
              Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

              Where does that test have his name? I call bull****.

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              • MitchMurrayDowntown
                Skoobasaurus-Rex
                • Oct 2011
                • 22284

                #8
                Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                WTF??

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                • OpIv37
                  Acid Douching Asswipe
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 101238

                  #9
                  Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                  And one more thing:

                  "Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

                  Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.
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                  • DraftBoy
                    Administrator
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 107452

                    #10
                    Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                    Originally posted by OpIv37
                    And one more thing:

                    "Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

                    Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.
                    He's gone on a rant about this, I think he said he takes a test somewhat annually and he is trying to raise awareness.
                    COMING SOON...
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                    We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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                    • Meathead
                      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 21349

                      #11
                      Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                      idk why he did it but ill give him credit. black males (all males yes but black males esp) are notorious for not going to the dr, not taking safety precautions, and not getting tested. they have special campaigns in the hood just to get males to go to the damn doctor - entire orchestrated campaigns with mailings and posters and incentives specifically aimed at males

                      so who knows, maybe hes just trying to encourage others to do the same thing. its a good message either way
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                      • FlyingDutchman
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 5074

                        #12
                        Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                        Originally posted by OpIv37
                        And one more thing:

                        "Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

                        Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.
                        exactly...he seems SUPER pumped and relieved. Im guessing he hasn't been making the best decisions and hanging with upstanding citizens lately

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                        • acehole
                          Registered User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 4877

                          #13
                          Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                          Originally posted by stuckincincy
                          Why in the world would you post something like this? Go post it on the Entertainment Tonight! site or some such...


                          He had a run in with Sabs mom.


                          Hated by the stupid..
                          Loved by their moms.

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                          • Buffalogic
                            Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 5345

                            #14
                            Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                            I'm only interested in HIV testes from starters...move along nothing to see here.

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                            • Slim
                              Registered User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 7597

                              #15
                              Re: Who is David Clowney ? WR

                              Originally posted by Wagon Circler
                              I'm only interested in HIV testes from starters...move along nothing to see here.
                              Favorite typo ever.

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