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paladin warrior
05-23-2012, 12:33 PM
Bills WR tweets pic of HIV test results

(http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/buffalo_bills_wide_receiver_tweets_his_hiv_results/10854596)

Found 4 hours ago on Sports-Kings:http://www.yardbarker.com/images/secret/verified_ybn.gif (http://www.yardbarker.com/ybn/intro)
PLAYERS:David Clowney (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/players/david_clowney/21948)
TEAMS:Buffalo Bills (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/teams/buffalo_bills/32)


Via Sports-Kings (http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/buffalo_bills_wide_receiver_tweets_his_hiv_results/10854596):

http://www.yardbarker.com/media/1/c/1ce44e49821ee15350e9400b2e09bf02640bfd83/xl/clowney-tweet.jpg
Scrolling through Buffalo Bills WR David’s Twitter feed, I found one thing apparent; he lives up to his last name of Clowney. Alright, lame joke, but the 26-year-old special teamer and wide receiver for the Bills announced via Twitter he is clean. Ladies, I’m sure you probably didn’t know who he was before the tweet, so no need to jump on the David Clowney groupie wagon now.

paladin warrior
05-23-2012, 12:34 PM
Ladies, Bills WR David Clowney DOES NOT Have HIV & Here Is Proof!

(http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/ladies_bills_wr_david_clowney_does_not_have_hiv_here_is_proof/10856159)

Found 1 hour ago on Busted Coverage:http://www.yardbarker.com/images/secret/verified_ybn.gif (http://www.yardbarker.com/ybn/intro)
PLAYERS:David Clowney (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/players/david_clowney/21948)
TEAMS:Buffalo Bills (http://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/teams/buffalo_bills/32)


A guy with only 8,800 Twitter followers is causing a HUGE blog-gasm by sports blogger dorks who probably never wrote a single post about David Clowney before today. Why is the Bills’ WR getting so much publicity this morning? He uploaded a pic of a recent negative HIV test. That’s it. Look, kudos to Clowney for not dipping his monster dong in the wrong broad, but this Twitter follower grab is ridiculous. That’s all it takes for a guy to get his name into the media? A negative HIV test? The guy only has 22 career catches and 1 TD. Didn’t even play in the NFL last year. Was he hurt or something? [HT: Funny Athlete Tweets] Filed under: Footballhttp://www.yardbarker.com/images/blue_bullet.gifOriginal Story:http://bustedcoverage.com/2012/05/23/... (http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/ladies_bills_wr_david_clowney_does_not_have_hiv_here_is_proof/10856159)http://img0.yardbarker.com/images/secret/verified_ybn.gif?stamp=1337794205 (http://www.yardbarker.com/ybn/intro)

stuckincincy
05-23-2012, 12:50 PM
Why in the world would you post something like this? Go post it on the Entertainment Tonight! site or some such...

:nuk:

OpIv37
05-23-2012, 01:04 PM
well at least he won't have to go buy the AIDS cocktail under the pseudonym "David Mexico."

Slim
05-23-2012, 01:05 PM
Darrelle Revis is SOOOOOO relieved.

ddaryl
05-23-2012, 01:13 PM
twitter is for twits

However Mr. Clowney one night out on the town and unprotected sex and that test is useless

Joe Fo Sho
05-23-2012, 01:30 PM
Where does that test have his name? I call bull****.

Skooby
05-23-2012, 01:31 PM
WTF??

OpIv37
05-23-2012, 01:51 PM
And one more thing:

"Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.

DraftBoy
05-23-2012, 02:09 PM
And one more thing:

"Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.

He's gone on a rant about this, I think he said he takes a test somewhat annually and he is trying to raise awareness.

Meathead
05-23-2012, 02:14 PM
idk why he did it but ill give him credit. black males (all males yes but black males esp) are notorious for not going to the dr, not taking safety precautions, and not getting tested. they have special campaigns in the hood just to get males to go to the damn doctor - entire orchestrated campaigns with mailings and posters and incentives specifically aimed at males

so who knows, maybe hes just trying to encourage others to do the same thing. its a good message either way

FlyingDutchman
05-23-2012, 02:27 PM
And one more thing:

"Thank God for keeping my body healthy and safe"?

Um.... if he thought he needed an HIV test, I'm guessing he did something that was neither healthy nor safe. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that maybe he should be smart about being healthy and safe before the fact instead of being thankful for it after the fact.

exactly...he seems SUPER pumped and relieved. Im guessing he hasn't been making the best decisions and hanging with upstanding citizens lately

acehole
05-23-2012, 02:33 PM
Why in the world would you post something like this? Go post it on the Entertainment Tonight! site or some such...

:nuk:


He had a run in with Sabs mom.
:stretcher :stretcher

:dance3: :dance3:

Buffalogic
05-23-2012, 02:46 PM
I'm only interested in HIV testes from starters...move along nothing to see here.

Slim
05-23-2012, 02:48 PM
I'm only interested in HIV testes from starters...move along nothing to see here.
Favorite typo ever.

ServoBillieves
05-23-2012, 03:12 PM
So damn lost in this thread...

BillsOverDolphins
05-23-2012, 03:19 PM
The Bills continue to win the offseason:up:

Buffalogic
05-23-2012, 03:32 PM
Favorite typo ever.ahahahah yeah it is!! I was trying to make a quip as fast as possible because I was late to a meeting. Damn you billszone!

Cali512
05-23-2012, 05:18 PM
-David Clowney with a clean catch in the back of the endzone-

Skooby
05-23-2012, 08:59 PM
-David Clowney with a clean catch in the back of the endzone-

With or without Iodine ??

Mr. Miyagi
05-23-2012, 09:00 PM
I don't think we'll have to worry about his being a distraction, or being a Bill comes September.

alohabillsfan
05-24-2012, 05:06 AM
Whats more disturbing? The statement on his twitter account, or the fact that someone actually "follows" him on twitter.

CuseJetsFan83
05-24-2012, 05:20 AM
well he was a former jets wr, speedster/return man, but obviously fell down the pecking order with injuries and such, went to carolina, and now is with buffalo

SABURZFAN
05-24-2012, 06:37 PM
-David Clowney with a clean catch in the back of the endzone-


not if the endzone was acehole's mom. :blowkiss:

acehole
05-24-2012, 09:42 PM
:boring: :boring:



not if the endzone was acehole's mom. ::

Dozerdog
05-24-2012, 11:38 PM
What's next? Ed Wang's herp is in remission?

BertSquirtgum
05-25-2012, 01:51 AM
What a mother ****er.

BillsOverDolphins
05-25-2012, 08:12 AM
This is like finding out the kid isn't yours...celebrate good times come on