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  • lmcshadow
    Registered User
    • Nov 2007
    • 871

    If the Bills were a movie

    Buffalo Bills: Predator


    It started off like any other season (or, in the case of Arnold Schwarzanegger, a mission).
    It looked like the mission might be a success, until one by one the Bills were picked off by injuries (or, in the case of Schwarzanegger, a man-hunting...thing).
    What started off as a mission that seemed simple enough turned into a fight for survival. While Schwarzanegger was successful in his battle against the beast, the Bills ultimately failed in that fight.
    But the Bills have a benefit that Schwarzanegger didn't: They can try again, and this time, they're back with reinforcements.

    The NFL season packs all the drama of any Hollywood movie, and then some. In fact, it's not a stretch to compare the recent history of many NFL teams to some of Hollywood's biggest hit productions...
    The enemy deserves no mercy....mercy is for the weak.
  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86181

    #2
    Re: If the Bills were a movie

    2000-2011--

    Accepted


    A group of athletes that get rejected by everyone else at the higher level gather in Buffalo and pretend to be able to play professional football.
    Last edited by YardRat; 06-30-2012, 04:57 PM.
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    • YardRat
      Well, lookie here...
      • Dec 2004
      • 86181

      #3
      Re: If the Bills were a movie

      2012--

      The Perfect Storm

      A rare confluence of individual factors and events combine to wreak havoc on the NFL, destroying everything in it's path.
      YardRat Wall of Fame
      #56 DARRYL TALLEY
      #29 DERRICK BURROUGHS#22 FRED JACKSON #95 KYLE WILLIAMS

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      • MitchMurrayDowntown
        Skoobasaurus-Rex
        • Oct 2011
        • 22284

        #4
        Re: If the Bills were a movie

        2013 - Escape from New York.




        J/K.

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        • MTBillsFan
          Registered User
          • May 2003
          • 1405

          #5
          Re: If the Bills were a movie

          Inglorious Basterds.
          Send me some wings!

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          • ServoBillieves
            The Voice of Reason
            • Jul 2007
            • 6106

            #6
            Re: If the Bills were a movie

            Happy Gilmore

            A young corner makes the Pro Bowl and Super Bowl in the same year.
            Bye Bye Brady...

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            • Buffalogic
              Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
              • Feb 2006
              • 5345

              #7
              Re: If the Bills were a movie

              Originally posted by ServoBillieves View Post
              Happy Gilmore

              A young corner makes the Pro Bowl and Super Bowl in the same year.
              The sixth sense

              Just when we think we've figured out how to win, we're actually dead. And lose.

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              • Bill Cody
                Registered User
                • Sep 2004
                • 11902

                #8
                Re: If the Bills were a movie

                "The Replacements", most years Keanu Reeves could start for us

                And doesn't Chan Gailey look a little bit like Gene Hackman?

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                • SABURZFAN
                  short bus extraordinaire
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 50747

                  #9
                  Re: If the Bills were a movie

                  Groundhog's Day

                  we keep reliving another year without making the playoffs.
                  Originally posted by yordad
                  Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                  • MitchMurrayDowntown
                    Skoobasaurus-Rex
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 22284

                    #10
                    Re: If the Bills were a movie

                    Rudy - We might have a moment here & there but where the F-are we going ?

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                    • BillsOverDolphins
                      All-Pro Zoner
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 2256

                      #11
                      Re: If the Bills were a movie

                      Originally posted by SABURZFAN View Post
                      Groundhog's Day

                      we keep reliving another year without making the playoffs.
                      Winner.
                      Oh no!...We suck again!

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                      • ServoBillieves
                        The Voice of Reason
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 6106

                        #12
                        Re: If the Bills were a movie

                        The (non)Fan

                        PTI's obsession with a quarterback that goes so far as to end up in a high stakes sniper mission at Ralph Wilson Stadium, in which he finds out that after the death of Fitzpatrick his hatred grows deeper for the replacement.
                        Bye Bye Brady...

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                        • lmcshadow
                          Registered User
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 871

                          #13
                          Re: If the Bills were a movie

                          now thats funny
                          The enemy deserves no mercy....mercy is for the weak.

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