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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    BZ Cartoon: Super Mario

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • MitchMurrayDowntown
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22284

    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

    How about Sanchez in pain on the field?

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    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little Bitch

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616

      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

      You're a bit rusty King.

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      • BertSquirtgum
        Registered User
        • May 2009
        • 13379

        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

        That was pretty awful.

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        • Night Train
          Retired - On Several Levels
          • Jul 2005
          • 33117

          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

          Even Freud is confused by this one.
          Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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          • Meathead
            Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
            • Jul 2002
            • 21349

            #6
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

            mario uses sky boxes to get past cory glenn to give fitz an indian sunburn. whats so confusing?
            One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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            • kishoph
              Registered User
              • Jun 2003
              • 3157

              #7
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

              Looks like Cordy Glenn can't figure it out either.

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              • The King
                Without me it's just Awe so
                • Jun 2004
                • 42380

                #8
                Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

                Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
                You're a bit rusty King.
                That's the idea. Trying to dust it off.
                I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                It was all
                true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                Comment

                • MitchMurrayDowntown
                  Skoobasaurus-Rex
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 22284

                  #9
                  Re: Kings Cartoons: Super Mario

                  Originally posted by King Bedard View Post
                  That's the idea. Trying to dust it off.
                  Like Chara with his toothbrush.

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                  • The King
                    Without me it's just Awe so
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 42380

                    #10
                    Re: BZ Cartoon: Super Mario

                    Not my best work but my most popular... 1,200 views on this one.
                    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                    It was all
                    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                    Comment

                    • buffalobillsfan95
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 524

                      #11
                      Re: BZ Cartoon: Super Mario

                      Originally posted by King Bedard View Post
                      Not my best work but my most popular... 1,200 views on this one.
                      Make one of dareus about to eat with a fork in 1 hand and knife in the other.
                      Aand have renown, Sanchez, Brady and whatever dolphins qb you want, on a silver platter. Kinda like a cooked pig with an apple it's mouth ha

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                      Not renown, I meant tebow, iPhone auto correct
                      “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein

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                      • The King
                        Without me it's just Awe so
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 42380

                        #12
                        Re: BZ Cartoon: Super Mario

                        It was posted in conjunction with Cordy Glenn getting owned in camp.
                        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                        It was all
                        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                        Comment

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