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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Gameday! Can you believe it?

    We're just few dozen hours away from the start of the pre-season. I can't wait!~
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • MitchMurrayDowntown
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22284

    #2
    Re: One day away... Can you believe it

    No kidding, I'm chomping at the bit.

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    • ddaryl
      Everything I post is sexual inuendo
      • Jan 2005
      • 10714

      #3
      Re: One day away... Can you believe it

      yeah I'm ready.. such a great off season really brings this to a boil

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      • Buffalogic
        Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
        • Feb 2006
        • 5346

        #4
        Re: One day away... Can you believe it

        Yeaaaaaah buddy!

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        • DraftBoy
          Administrator
          • Jul 2002
          • 107443

          #5
          Re: One day away... Can you believe it

          I wrote a 2500+ word preview to a friggin preseason game where the starters won't play more than 20 snaps, to say Im ready would be an understatement.
          COMING SOON...
          Originally posted by Dr.Lecter
          We were both drunk and Hillary did not look that bad at 2 AM, I swear!!!!!!

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          • dog14787
            Registered User
            • Oct 2010
            • 1701

            #6
            Re: One day away... Can you believe it

            YIP YIP YIPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • MitchMurrayDowntown
              Skoobasaurus-Rex
              • Oct 2011
              • 22284

              #7
              Re: One day away... Can you believe it

              LOL
              Originally posted by DraftBoy View Post
              I wrote a 2500+ word preview to a friggin preseason game where the starters won't play more than 20 snaps, to say Im ready would be an understatement.

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              • Meathead
                Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                • Jul 2002
                • 21349

                #8
                Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                shouldnt you be working on a preseason cartoon thats funny?
                One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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                • Beebe
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 532

                  #9
                  Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                  I have to take AMBIEN just to go to sleep can't wait for the game.

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                  • THRILLHO
                    This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1574

                    #10
                    Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                    Usually around the start of the season I start to have dreams that we do terrible, or our top players get injured. Those should start soon. Otherwise, I am super excited to see Mario get a sack tomorrow.
                    True fans want wins, not draft picks.

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                    • MitchMurrayDowntown
                      Skoobasaurus-Rex
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 22284

                      #11
                      Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                      I can't sleep because today is the day, anixiety I guess. Any ideas besides booze / drugs / self-mutilation ?

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                      • BertSquirtgum
                        Legendary Zoner
                        • May 2009
                        • 13379

                        #12
                        Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                        Hoo-ray beer

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                        • DMBcrew36
                          Registered User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 5096

                          #13
                          Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                          and its blacked out.. yay :|

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: One day away... Can you believe it

                            Originally posted by Meathead View Post
                            shouldnt you be working on a preseason cartoon thats funny?
                            Done! (Except the funny part is left for you to decide)
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                            • BAM
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 33135

                              #15
                              Re: Gameday! Can you believe it?

                              What I actually can't believe is that it's football season and my baseball team (Orioles) are still in the hunt. It's been a long time. Go Bills! (and O's)

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