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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: BZ Cartoon: Lee Evans - The Real Story
I lol'd."Talk is cheap, we all know that. It's like I've always said, don't tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby. That's what we've got to do. We've got to show you the baby, and the baby is winning." ~Buddy Nix -
Re: BZ Cartoon: Lee Evans - The Real Story
victory!I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: BZ Cartoon: Lee Evans - The Real Story
LOL, oh my.
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Re: BZ Cartoon: Lee Evans - The Real Story
Wilson's ears need to be much bigger...Comment
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... and much much hairyerOne set of rules for all in the beloved communityComment
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Re: BZ Cartoon: Lee Evans - The Real Story
I think the real story cartoon should be Ralph Wilson sending a telegram to Lee that his Dennys gift certificates have been cancelled.
Followed up with Lee sitting in a room with bags of money, a handful of dollars and some floating dollars while he's laughing.Comment
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LOVE that expression on Lee's face LOL.Comment
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