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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

    This one pained me a little.



    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • stuckincincy
    Buffalo Bills Fan
    • Sep 2003
    • 15084

    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

    The truth shall set ye free...
    Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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    • better days
      Registered User
      • Jan 2010
      • 22028

      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

      I'm sure Op & his ilk will love it. I think the Bills get picked on enough without you adding to it King.

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      • Mr. Miyagi
        Lecter's Little *****

        • Sep 2002
        • 53616

        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

        Who's the black kid?

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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380

          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

          they're just kids no one in particular.
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all
          true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
          mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • Ed
            Dude
            • Sep 2002
            • 9246

            #6
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
            Who's the black kid?
            Token

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            • Mr. Miyagi
              Lecter's Little *****

              • Sep 2002
              • 53616

              #7
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

              But never a token Asian guy.

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              • MitchMurrayDowntown
                Skoobasaurus-Rex
                • Oct 2011
                • 22284

                #8
                Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
                Who's the black kid?
                Wang's illegitimate cousin.

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                • Mindbender
                  Registered User
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1024

                  #9
                  Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                  Groan.
                  "Talk is cheap, we all know that. It's like I've always said, don't tell me about the labor pains, just show me the baby. That's what we've got to do. We've got to show you the baby, and the baby is winning." ~Buddy Nix

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                  • malvado78
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 481

                    #10
                    Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                    I thought it was great. But I took the black guy to be spiller and the white guy to be Fitz...

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                    • Boomstick
                      Registered User
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 443

                      #11
                      Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                      I've had Spiller fumble 4 times so far in my first franchise season, so this this made me have an extra lol.

                      Good Job
                      Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.


                      Hello. My name is Shawn Spencer this is my associate Hummingbird Saltalamachia

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                      • justasportsfan
                        Registered User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 71579

                        #12
                        Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                        Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
                        But never a token Asian guy.
                        asians rule in this game

                        sacrifice1
                        https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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                        • Dozerdog
                          In a jar, on a shelf, next to the unopened Miracle Whip.

                          Administrator Emeritus
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 42586

                          #13
                          Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                          Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
                          Who's the black kid?
                          Antonio Cromartie's.


                          Hey- I have ...what- a 1 in 62 chance of being right....right?

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                          • madness
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 13690

                            #14
                            Re: Kings Cartoons: Madden 2013

                            Originally posted by malvado78 View Post
                            I thought it was great. But I took the black guy to be spiller and the white guy to be Fitz...
                            That would have actually been hilarious.

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