Kings Cartoons: Weekly Cartoons from the King

[The King]

I know my sexy Rexy was a fan favorite last year... here he is in this installment of the Dark Knight.

http://www.billszone.com/?cat=12

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[Skooby]

The Sandals are classic, thx King.

[Meathead]

that weight rex lost all went to his chin

[The King]

there was no need to recreate his character. I like the charm in the original.

[SquishDaFish]

:lmao: good one

[The King]

bump

[stuckincincy]

I wonder what the over/under is on the number of times Revis gets away with holds and interference... :chuk:

[The King]

I think this about sums it up.

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[The King]

I had about 30 scenarios I could've used in this.

[Meathead]

one of your best. stevie washed up on the island is great

but to be realistic you shoulda had mcknumnuts right on the receiver with his hands waving at the ball and a big word whiff between them, plus maybe the word again in parens

and im not positive what the third frame is saying. it looks like holmes being so open that he can read a book while he waits for the ball but we dont have any white dbs or lbs starting so i assume it must be the dlinemen (with white williams) and a lb. but des dont cover wrs so im lost on that one

[The King]

That's Cromartie with all his kids, all alone until that INT hit him right in the chest.

[Blondie]

Oh wow .. you really made this cartoon??

[jimmifli]

That's Cromartie with all his kids, all alone until that INT hit him right in the chest.

He's got a white kid.

[The King]

He's got a white kid.

The idea behind the white kid was he has so many he wouldnt notice that a white one snuck in there.

[jimmifli]

This was the view from where I was sitting:

15800

[The King]

Oh wow .. you really made this cartoon??

I do these weekly, I create all the characters and story lines, but I execute them with a software platform. It's a nice efficient way to get consistent results.

[The King]

The entire Bills fanbase is waiting to see how #14 will respond.

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[The King]

So many positives to think about... this was the best I could do.

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[Skooby]

I think it's great.

[Mindbender]

Looks great. The OL deserves big props as well.

[The King]

a lot of people do. But unless i was going to create a two pager... this was the way to get. The ovation Dareus got was special, I had to include that.

[Mr. Miyagi]

1. I love how the Chiefs look like kids.

2. I flew out from Wisconsin to be at this game, and I still couldn't get a cameo. What does an Asian brother have to do?

[jdaltroy5]

They're not even wearing helmets.

This cartoon isn't realistic at ALL.

[The King]

That would be a great cartoon. bunch of helmets running around.

[SquishDaFish]

Awesome job. Love it

[Cntrygal]

They're not even wearing helmets.

This cartoon isn't realistic at ALL.


And do you think your avatar is "realistic"?

[The King]

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[stuckincincy]

:D:

[Mr. Miyagi]

I don't get it. Why is he at some white guy's house?

[Meathead]

why do all your posts have to be about race?

[SABURZFAN]

I don't get it. Why is he at some white guy's house?


it's called breaking and entering....

[Skooby]

it's called breaking and entering....

LOL.

[BertSquirtgum]

I don't get it.

[Mr. Miyagi]

why do all your posts have to be about race?
Me? Are you serious?

[gebobs]

Keep your day job.

[buffalobillsfan95]

I get it, it's relating to trix the rabbit....

I thought it was funny, but your shoundt have said " hey son..."

U should of said " hey Steven, do you care to share some Mario's with me?"
then the the son yells dad t

[The King]

I get it, it's relating to trix the rabbit....

I thought it was funny, but your shoundt have said " hey son..."

U should of said " hey Steven, do you care to share some Mario's with me?"
then the the son yells dad t

:bf1:

[The King]

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[Skooby]

The 3rd panel suprised look is classic, thanks.

[SquishDaFish]

:roflmao:

[The King]

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[Skooby]

I love it. Mario needs to be laying down is about the only thing I'd change.

[OpIv37]

Not bad.

I would have zoomed it out a little to show a stadium ribbon banner displaying the lopsided score.

[lmcshadow]

I love this cartoon but its sad....this is real sad

[SquishDaFish]

:roflmao:

[lmcshadow]

Is that Russ Brandonhttp://bitstrips.com/strips/0F9F0.png

[The King]

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[Skooby]

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Does the guy strapped to the wall have his fly down ?

[mush69]

"Bring out the Gimp!"

[The King]

for anyone who hasnt seen this.

[Mr. Miyagi]

LOL. Where are the chains? And please clarify what that white tubular item is next to the black guy's face.

[The King]

LOL. Where are the chains? And please clarify what that white tubular item is next to the black guy's face.
:rofl: I didnt even see that.

[The King]

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[Skooby]

You had a lot of material to work with this week, I like it.

[The King]

I know that was the problem, there were about 6 different things I could've gone for but I think the two reads Byrd made were the highlights.

[The King]

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[The King]

Site is down for maintenance.

[Cntrygal]

I thought the red x was genius!

[Skooby]

I thought this X was a Wink Martindale / Tic-Tac-toe Dragon avoiding...

[YardRat]

Must be a real ghost, 'cause I don't see it.

[The King]

comic is back up.

[The King]

This is the time of year these get really hard to do. The team sucks and it gets tough to show that in cartoon form every week. Hopefully you guys will enjoy it.

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[Skooby]

LOL, goodone.

[lmcshadow]

CLASSIC..ME LIKE ME LIKE

[SquishDaFish]

:roflmao: Dude love Chan in your cartoons LOL

[The King]

Thanks guys, also my cartoons have eclipsed 20,000 views this season so thanks for checking them out each week and sharing them.

[T-Long]

haha very good stuff

[The King]

I realize this is a road game but I liked this concept too much to pass on it.
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[BertSquirtgum]

Should have Chan saying dagnabbit. He's a southern rebel.

[The King]

Dangit was as far south as I get. Although I am going to Alabama next week maybe Ill pick up something new.

[The last buffalo fan]

As we are winning this week, and won't be laughing at this. Sorry, King. :refuse:

[Skooby]

Should have Chan saying dagnabbit. He's a southern rebel.

Hi ho a merry oh a flamer in the dell.

[The King]

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[The King]

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[ServoBillieves]

That's about right.

[ParanoidAndroid]

A t-shirt? Really?

[The King]

I couldnt pass on this opportunity.
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[The King]

Nothing? I thought this one was particularly good.

[mikemac2001]

i saw it on twitter i liked it.

[The last buffalo fan]

i saw it on twitter i liked it.

Facebook! Nice ..... problem is that I'm ****ing Buffalo Bills fan! :mad:

[Buddo]

Trouble is, there's a degree of subtlety to it, and that doesn't always work well around here. ;)

[Skooby]

A bulge in the back of his pants would of brought it home for me, obviously around the waking up part with a suprise.

[The King]

Doug Whaleys first appearance....

[EricStratton]

It's not that funny because it plays on the same old theme of Nix being old.

[RedEyE]

lol - Reminded me of this:

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/1817563701/Grandpa_Simpson.jpg (http://www.billszone.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=OLVtfVqsYjZsUM&tbnid=MK5fZO4h1LlUUM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2FOroonie&ei=sUhDUcO7GO3l4APs64CYCQ&psig=AFQjCNFdffWtkb7C0aFWeDV7ON4LFeF1yg&ust=1363450417468542)

[The King]

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[T-Long]

I actually LOL'ed at work

[The King]

Awesome, I try to dust these off from time to time.

[Night Train]

You should have had Buddy drinking moonshine from a jug.

Fail ! :up:

[The King]

You should have had Buddy drinking moonshine from a jug.

Fail ! :up:
I thought the paper bag was a nice touch.

[Skooby]

The top hats had me rolling, really great one King.

[Mindbender]

HAHAHAHA! I missed these! Nice work.

[The King]

The top hats had me rolling, really great one King.
When I saw the dumb and dumber tux's that was a must.

[SquishDaFish]

:roflmao:

[imbondz]

online help...lol!

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oh it says oline. never mind. online would have been funny too. Nice job King!

[The King]

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[bf1]

counterfeiters should look more chinese, imo.

[Skooby]

LOL, pol cartoon.

[ThunderGun]

I had to Thank, because you included a Beastmode jersey.

[hemi13]

counterfeiters should look more chinese, imo.

Counterfeit or not, all are made in China.
I rather pay the counterfeit price!

[SquishDaFish]

LOL

[BLeonard]

I had to Thank, because you included a Beastmode jersey.

The only one I couldn't figure out was the red #11 jersey...

My best guess was Roscoe Parrish with Tampa Bay, but he wears #12 there, so... Unless it's Alex Smith...

-Bill

[The King]

Larry Fitzgerald.

[BLeonard]

Larry Fitzgerald.

Had to get a "Fitz" in there somehow, eh...?

-Bill

[The King]

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I'm going to miss Buddy, he was one of my favorite characters...

[better days]

Love your cartoons King but Nix's southern drawl just did not come across on paper or screen I should say.

[The King]

It's his facial expression and giant bulbous nose I like.

[Skooby]

His left arm being hidden under the desk in the first picture makes this a classic.

[OpIv37]

I'm going to miss Buddy, he was one of my favorite characters...

Don't sweat it- this is the Bills. There will be plenty more buffoons associated with the team. Hell, you still have Russ and Ralph.

[Mr. Miyagi]

This is your best one by far. I laughed my ass off! :rofl:

[The King]

Here's another one of my favorites.


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[The King]

I'm also very close to hitting 50,000 views, so thanks everyone for checking these out.

[ZAZusmc03]

:beers::goodpost:

[The King]

Thanks

[The King]

I got most of these archived.