Mario Williams is "Fools Gold"

[pmoon6]

Who pooped in your oatmeal this morning old man?Had my own homemade granola......and yogurt. Some actually consider that "poop" in and of itself.

Of course, it keeps me reglar.

[coastal]

How is this thread still going? This has to be the longest Bills related thread in the history of the Zone.Is Mario Williams a viable candidate for the Hall of Fame?

[Skooby]

Is Mario Williams a viable candidate for the Hall of Fame?

In like 30 years.

[pmoon6]

Is Mario Williams a viable candidate for the Hall of Fame?If he would have continued on his '2013 and '14 seasons pace, I would have said "Yes".

Of course, you had to wait two years before your obtuse opinion had any merit whatsoever.

I applaud thee for your patience. Small price to pay to polish your little knob.....or is Spike polishing it for ya?

[Albany,n.y.]

How is this thread still going? This has to be the longest Bills related thread in the history of the Zone.

Is there a way to transfer this whole thread to Finheaven?

[BertSquirtgum]

Bewbs

[Mr. Pink]

Is Mario Williams a viable candidate for the Hall of Fame?

His career numbers put him on the same pace as guys like Julius Peppers and DeMarcus Ware.

Are Peppers and Ware HOF type players in your opinion? If so, so is Mario.

[coastal]

Mario can suck my ass and anyone that would vote that football player faker into the Hall can suck my ass too.

[feldspar]

Mario can suck my ass and anyone that would vote that football player faker into the Hall can suck my ass too.

Do we have your word on that?

[SpikedLemonade]

Had my own homemade granola......and yogurt. Some actually consider that "poop" in and of itself.

Of course, it keeps me reglar.

Wash it down with a shot of prune juice.

[SpikedLemonade]

If he would have continued on his '2013 and '14 seasons pace, I would have said "Yes".

Of course, you had to wait two years before your obtuse opinion had any merit whatsoever.

I applaud thee for your patience. Small price to pay to polish your little knob.....or is Spike polishing it for ya?

I am too busy with my goats.

Besides, Coastal is not interested in me.

He has been doing mouth stretching exercises for his moose fetish.

[pmoon6]

Mario can suck my ass and anyone that would vote that football player faker into the Hall can suck my ass too.I thought Spike had that job all sewed up.

Does he do a good job?

[pmoon6]

Wash it down with a shot of prune juice.No, Pellegrino with lemon or a splash of cranberry juice.

[feldspar]

No, Pellegrino with lemon or a splash of cranberry juice.

Cranberry juice? What, do you got your period?

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[SpikedLemonade]

No, Pellegrino with lemon or a splash of cranberry juice.


****in' Aristocrat.

[SpikedLemonade]

Cranberry juice? What, do you got your period?

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The Red River is a permanent state with THE Moon

[pmoon6]

The Red River is a permanent state with THE MoonYup.

"When you cross that ole Red River, Hoss, it just don't mean a thing.

"When you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the King"

[SpikedLemonade]

I thought Spike had that job all sewed up.

Does he do a good job?

Once again you misunderstood.

It is a daily reality it appears when you are a dumb thick skull Southern Italian (redundant phrase but I need to educate others of your breed).

I will type slowly for you....

MY GOATS AND ME ARE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. THEY DO NOT SUCK ANYONE ELSE'S ASS BUTT MINE. I DO THE SAME TO THEM.

Do you understand now? I doubt you are capable of understanding butt please just lie to me and say you do.

[pmoon6]

Once again you misunderstood.

It is a daily reality it appears when you are a dumb thick skull Southern Italian (redundant phrase but I need to educate others of your breed).

I will type slowly for you....

MY GOATS AND ME ARE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. THEY DO NOT SUCK ANYONE ELSE'S ASS BUTT MINE. I DO THE SAME TO THEM.

Do you understand now? I doubt you are capable of understanding butt please just lie to me and say you do.LOL, you're too much.

[swiper]

http://bills.buffalonews.com/2016/09/03/how-big-contracts-have-backfired-on-the-bills/

A walk through memory lane of misery and bad decisions.

[coastal]

Chris Kelsay... lol.

[Skooby]

Once again you misunderstood.

It is a daily reality it appears when you are a dumb thick skull Southern Italian (redundant phrase but I need to educate others of your breed).

I will type slowly for you....

MY GOATS AND ME ARE IN A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP. THEY DO NOT SUCK ANYONE ELSE'S ASS BUTT MINE. I DO THE SAME TO THEM.

Do you understand now? I doubt you are capable of understanding butt please just lie to me and say you do.

I sacrifice my goats.

[stuckincincy]

Mario thumps his chest:

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000696688/article/mario-williams-miami-scheme-that-much-sweeter

[Skooby]

Watching the Seahags versus Phins now and they just said Mario Williams is being evaluated for a concussion.

[stuckincincy]

Watching the Seahags versus Phins now and they just said Mario Williams is being evaluated for a concussion.

Did somebody hit him with an engagement ring?

[Skooby]

Did somebody hit him with an engagement ring?
It was a glancing blow,:)

[stuckincincy]

It was a glancing blow,:)

AFC win be damned, I hope they knock off Pete Carroll and his collection of plicks.

[Mr. Pink]

Yesterday.

Mario Williams 1.5 tackles, 1 sack.

[Skooby]

Yesterday.

Mario Williams 1.5 tackles, 1 sack.

What a player.

[Mr. Pink]

What a player.

Typical production out of him.

He'll return to the 40 tackle 10 sack guy this year, except on a division rival.

But addition by subtraction, right? Especially in a league where you can never have too many pass rushers.

[SpikedLemonade]

Typical production out of him.

He'll return to the 40 tackle 10 sack guy this year, except on a division rival.

But addition by subtraction, right? Especially in a league where you can never have too many pass rushers.

Mario was overpaid by the Bills butt there is no denying our DL was better with him and Darius then it currently is now.

I expect the Jets will also attempt to run the ball down our throats through a below average DL and through talent-less LBs to DBs who have various levels of interest in making a tackle.

I am just going to concentrate on getting very very drunk in Orchard Park on Thursday.

[Skooby]

Mario was overpaid by the Bills butt there is no denying our DL was better with him and Darius then it currently is now.

I expect the Jets will also attempt to run the ball down our throats through a below average DL and through talent-less LBs to DBs who have various levels of interest in making a tackle.

I am just going to concentrate on getting very very drunk in Orchard Park on Thursday. It's your only chance at a happy-ending without paying extra.

[feldspar]

Yesterday.

Mario Williams 1.5 tackles, 1 sack.

Yeah but he left the game early to be evaluated for a concussion.

If you watched the game, you'd have seen that he was playing well and generating lots of heat.

[SpikedLemonade]

It's your only chance at a happy-ending without paying extra.


I don't pay anyone for sex.

The women pay me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFn0llYqM8w

[sahlensguy]

Yeah but he left the game early to be evaluated for a concussion.

If you watched the game, you'd have seen that he was playing well and generating lots of heat.

I bet he didn't drop into coverage much.

[coastal]

Of course he left the field.

He got his stat... time to hit the showers.

[Topas]

Deuce bigalow is epic!

[BertSquirtgum]

Your vagina is mina.

[coastal]

Mario "Super Fool's Gold" Williams balled hard today.

1 tackle.

2 total on the year.. one of which was a sack.

[stuckincincy]

Mario "Super Fool's Gold" Williams balled hard today.

1 tackle.

2 total on the year.. one of which was a sack.

I watched a MIA preseason game. I put forth more effort climbing the stairs in my house.

I was very happy that MIA bought into his fraud.

[BertSquirtgum]

Bills defense is so much worse without Mario.

[coastal]

Bills didn't get to playoffs with Mario.

die.

[Novacane]

He's a thief. Glad he's in Miami.

[BertSquirtgum]

Need us some super Mario up in here.

[coastal]

Mario apparently had no stats today in another Miami loss.

can any of the HOF fluffers care to check in?

[sudzy]

235 rushing yards for the Titans and a no show for Mario. He's quit on another team.

[BertSquirtgum]

Could have definitely used us some Mario out there today.

[swiper]

Mario Williams is and always has been what we all knew and said before the Bills threw stupid money at him. An athlete more than a football player. Someone who loads up on easy sacks in garbage time.

That was always the book on him. Seems accurate.

[HHURRICANE]

Did he play yesterday?

[DynaPaul]

Who cares? The Dolphins already have buyer's remorse 5 games into the season.

[Yasgur's Farm]

Mario had 0 tackles yesterday... 7 for the season with 1 sack and 1 pass defended.

[Albany,n.y.]

Mario had 0 tackles yesterday... 7 for the season with 1 sack and 1 pass defended.

That might put him in contention for Miami's MVP. Boy do the Dolphins suck this year.

[coastal]

lol

[jimmifli]

Gym Shorts got a lot out of him, maybe the best season of his career. Speaks to his ability as a coach.

[feldspar]

Gym Shorts...

Ha, ha...Gym Shorts.

That had never occurred to me.

[DynaPaul]

He's not even in the top 5 on defensive stats ON HIS OWN TEAM. Kiko is kicking ass though.

http://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/miami-dolphins/stats

[Skooby]

Rotoworld is calling Mario out for his work effort, welcome to the Bills previous reality.

[coastal]

You can all blow me.

[Skooby]

You can all blow me.

Sounds like a date.

[sudzy]

He's not even in the top 5 on defensive stats ON HIS OWN TEAM. Kiko is kicking ass though.

http://www.footballdb.com/teams/nfl/miami-dolphins/stats

Miami has 5 Defensive Lineman that have more total tackles then Mario.

[YardRat]

Ha, ha...Gym Shorts.

That had never occurred to me.

We already know you're on the slow end of the spectrum.

[swiper]

Classic. This ought to keep coastal fired up for another three pages here at least:


Dolphins want Mario Williams to play harder and play better


Defensive end Mario Williams (http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/3636/mario-williams)‘ stay with the Bills came to an end this offseason after a 2015 that saw Williams complain about the team’s defensive scheme while others in the organization complained about his effort level.

Williams landed with the Dolphins as a free agent and had nothing but positive things to say about Miami’s scheme this offseason, but the Dolphins don’t seem overly pleased with what they’ve gotten from the veteran. Williams has seven tackles and a sack on the season, none of which were recorded in last week’s loss to the Titans.

Tennessee ran for 235 yards in that game and defensive coordinator Vance Joseph said that Williams has to do more in that area and work harder overall to meet the team’s expectations.

“He’s got to play harder (http://www.espn.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/81794/dolphins-mario-williams-byron-maxwell-challenged-to-play-better); he’s got to play better,” Joseph said, via ESPN.com. “Obviously, he’s being allowed to rush the passer. But the games we’ve been in, it’s been more run-first, pass-second games. So for us to be a great rushing team, we have to earn the right. … If they want to rush more, stop the run more consistently.”

The Dolphins haven’t done that yet this season and there’s not much in Williams’ recent history to suggest he’ll be part of the solution to the problem.


http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/10/13/dolphins-want-mario-williams-to-play-harder-and-play-better/ (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/10/13/dolphins-want-mario-williams-to-play-harder-and-play-better/)

[sahlensguy]

The best part of Mario not working hard enough, is that he's not working hard enough for the Dolphins!

[coastal]

Classic. This ought to keep coastal fired up for another three pages here at least:

Comedy gold... c what I did there?!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/10/13/dolphins-want-mario-williams-to-play-harder-and-play-better/ (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/10/13/dolphins-want-mario-williams-to-play-harder-and-play-better/)

[jimmifli]

Cut in the offseason and signs a one year deal with Philly or wherever Schwartz goes as a HC. Has another big season and gets a big contract out of NYJ.

:band:

[jimmifli]

I would have said signs with NE, but those ****ers are too smart for **** like that.

[coastal]

The jets are the perfect landing spot.

[swiper]

The jets are the perfect landing spot.

Except they are pretty set there.

[sudzy]

Mario called out by DC last week, told he needed to step up his game and he did. 1 tackle as oppose to 0 last week. Congratulations, Mario keep up the good work.

[coastal]

8 tackles
1 sack
6 games

Must be all of those double and triple teams that he constantly faced here.

[kscdogbillsfan1221]

Hey. It could be declining physical skills as opposed to effort. Just because you predict a player will suck and it takes 3 years to prove correct it doesn't make you Nostradamus. Father Time is still undefeated.

[coastal]

It took u mouth breathers 3 years to figure it out.

[Skooby]

It took u mouth breathers 3 years to figure it out.

You haunt this thread morning and night, congrats. So are you here to root for the Buffalo Bills or stroke your ego ? Congrats on the thread, last year is calling and wants it time back.

[feldspar]

It took u mouth breathers 3 years to figure it out.

It took Mario Williams his 4th year to mail it in. Seems like he's still mailed it in, carrying over to Miami.

You were spewing the same BS when Mario was making Pro Bowls and FIRST-TEAM ALL-PRO. The guy makes first-team All-Pro, and your story doesn't change. Now you're trying to tell us you were right along...

Nobody ever argued that Mario wasn't overpaid. That's something different than your crazy vendetta against him. You admitted to not even watching the games, for Christ's sake. Just looked at the stat sheet, you hump. Didn't even actually, you know, WATCH him play.

The Bills saw that Mario mailed it in last year, and they cut bait right away. Get over it, and get over yourself already.

[Skooby]

It took Mario Williams his 4th year to mail it in. Seems like he's still mailed it in, carrying over to Miami.

You were spewing the same BS when Mario was making Pro Bowls and FIRST-TEAM ALL-PRO. The guy makes first-team All-Pro, and your story doesn't change. Now you're trying to tell us you were right along...

Nobody ever argued that Mario wasn't overpaid. That's something different than your crazy vendetta against him. You admitted to not even watching the games, for Christ's sake. Just looked at the stat sheet, you hump.

The Bills saw that Mario mailed it in last year, and they cut bait right away. Get over it, and get over yourself already.

Yeah this as well, your my hero Coastal. Time to let it go.

[coastal]

haters fuel me.

[feldspar]

haters fuel me.

I thought it was ignorance and a childlike need for attention.

[trapezeus]

He crushed the bills in 5 minutes of effort. Coastal still wrong.

[Novacane]

He had motivation today. He won't do **** for the next 5 weeks.

[justasportsfan]

Stupid playcalling and tyrod holding on to the ball made him look goood. He still has a heart of a princess

[kishoph]

He crushed the bills in 5 minutes of effort. Coastal still wrong.

But now he's threatening to sit out next week unless his contract is redone. :D:

[Novacane]

I don't care what he did today. I don't want a guy who shows up 3 times a year.

[coastal]

He had two tackles.

[SpikedLemonade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s

[coastal]

gay

[SpikedLemonade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgK5yH4coMU

[trapezeus]

a guy with a 10 year career and some gaudy stats will remain a good player. the tail end when he's mailing it in and getting gpaid doesn't make him a bust. that makes him an NFL player. the premise of the original post was that he was a bad player and always had been. but he's been unquestionably good until last year when he quit. And despite stillhaving no heart,when the dolphins needed to swing momentum and get the game under control, he delivered.

[coastal]

a guy with a 10 year career and some gaudy stats will remain a good player. the tail end when he's mailing it in and getting gpaid doesn't make him a bust. that makes him an NFL player. the premise of the original post was that he was a bad player and always had been. but he's been unquestionably good until last year when he quit. And despite stillhaving no heart,when the dolphins needed to swing momentum and get the game under control, he delivered.
Aren't u one of the window lickers that called him a future HOF'er?

10 tackles 1 sack through 7 games.

lol.

[trapezeus]

i don't know if I called hima HoF, but he was part of the d being revamped when he came and he played at a high level. it is hard to start a thread 5 years ago and say you were right, when you were wrong for the first 4 years of it.

[stuckincincy]

i don't know if I called hima HoF, but he was part of the d being revamped when he came and he played at a high level. it is hard to start a thread 5 years ago and say you were right, when you were wrong for the first 4 years of it.

He wasn't the only poster who questioned the acquisition of Williams - his performance, the high cost of his contract and how it affected the team's available $ to acquire other players, his contract's cap effect and so forth.

Times have moved on, but back when, his price tag was a big, big thing. BUF tossed a lot of eggs in his basket, and the dividends his play produced were small. He got his sacks for a time, didn't do much other than try to pad same, laid down his last season here, and didn't nudge the team into the playoffs.

[coastal]

Fool's Gold

[ticatfan]

Cutler anyone.

[coastal]

Halfway point...

10 tackles

1 sack

[feldspar]

Fool's Gold

You don't say...

[coastal]

You don't say...

HOF anyone?

11 games

9 tackles

4 assists

1.5 sacks

1 pass defensed

Charles Haley... look out!

[feldspar]

HOF anyone?

11 games

9 tackles

4 assists

1.5 sacks

1 pass defensed

Charles Haley... look out!

You don't say...

[coastal]

Yep

[Blondie]

i don't know if I called hima HoF, but he was part of the d being revamped when he came and he played at a high level. it is hard to start a thread 5 years ago and say you were right, when you were wrong for the first 4 years of it.

He was not wrong for 4 years .. Mario never did anything. Hence, why he is now gone. That was a lot of money, for nothing.

[feldspar]

He was not wrong for 4 years .. Mario never did anything. Hence, why he is now gone. That was a lot of money, for nothing.

First-team all-pros don't do anything?

Explain.

We all know that your hubby wasn't even watching the games. Have you been?

Mario mailed it in at the end, but you're just blindly defending your guy.

[coastal]

First-team all-pros don't do anything?

Explain.

We all know that your hubby wasn't even watching the games. Have you been?

Mario mailed it in at the end, but you're just blindly defending your guy.
He's exactly what I told people all along.

Waste of of resources and time.

going on 17 years of no playoffs.. but keep arguing for one of he biggest butt ****ing quitters this game has ever seen.

[feldspar]

He's exactly what I told people all along.

Waste of of resources and time.

going on 17 years of no playoffs.. but keep arguing for one of he biggest butt ****ing quitters this game has ever seen.

YOU'RE a waste of time and resources.

Nobody here ever said he wasn't overpaid in this ridiculous 80-page thread.

But if somebody says "he never did anything" that's just plain wrong. He made first-team all-pro in Buffalo.

You are like somebody who criticizes a movie he didn't even see...you tell people who DID see the movie what it's all about. Ridiculous. You didn't even watch the games and have no context in anything you say, let alone to claim authority in the subject.

But I'm sure your just eating up the attention every time you bump this thread, aren't you, honey?

Edit: now it's an 81-page thread...

[coastal]

YOU'RE a waste of time and resources.

Nobody here ever said he wasn't overpaid in this ridiculous 80-page thread.

But if somebody says "he never did anything" that's just plain wrong. He made first-team all-pro in Buffalo.

You are like somebody who criticizes a movie he didn't even see...you tell people who DID see the movie what it's all about. Ridiculous. You didn't even watch the games and have no context in anything you say, let alone to claim authority in the subject.

But I'm sure your just eating up the attention every time you bump this thread, aren't you, honey?

Edit: now it's an 81-page thread...
Translation: u admit the thread is correct and u can shampoo my crotch.

thx

[feldspar]

Translation: u can shampoo my crotch.



That's always been your whole deal

[coastal]

That's always been your whole deal

Someone has to carry hat burden for the mouth breathers.

[feldspar]

Someone has to carry hat burden for the mouth breathers.

You're carrying hat burden, eh?

Maybe you can teach the mouth breathers all about what happened in today's Bills game, after you don't even watch it too...then we'll all hoist you on our shoulders and parade you up and down the town square in gratitude.

[coastal]

You're carrying hat burden, eh?

Maybe you can teach the mouth breathers all about what happened in today's Bills game, after you don't even watch it too...then we'll all hoist you on our shoulders and parade you up and down the town square in gratitude.
Would be more than happy to.

[Blondie]

OMG .. stop feeding into Coastal ... he will NEVER let this die .. hahahahahahaha

[Historian]

Did this clown even play yesterday?

[coastal]

13 tackles for $8.5 million guaranteed.

close

the

thread

now.

[Historian]

lol